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___roy

@roy31.bsky.social
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Here for laughs. Clevelander living in Metro Detroit. Cavs/NBA. Standing in solidarity with those less privileged.

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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 40m
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Nina Simone - Feelings
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine if more people with money cared about saving lives
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They also made him sleep on the floor of a holding cell. With the bullet in his back. And no pain medication. They also failed to provide medical care after they shot him. People need to go to prison for this.
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mc2 @mc2photogal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Average White Supremacist Band
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two Genders Siberian Orchestra
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make a band MAGA Bestiality Boys
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make a band MAGA Huey Lews and the Fox News
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make a band MAGA Pedos Priest
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ok I have to think about this harder. Left off Detroiters, Nathan for You, Broad City...
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I need to watch more dramas, I never finish them! Not enough respect for Reservation Dogs. #11 is Eastbound and Down.
an image listing my top shows that started in the 2000's and have ended, from an New York Times poll: Arrested Development, The Wire, Reservation Dogs, Lovecraft Country, Curb Your Enthusiasm, What We Do in the Shadows, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad, Mad Men.
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wes Anderson coded winter wear
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/09/2026
wittyidiot on threads: ""The average date now costs $252"
A Costco hot dog is literally $1.50"

threads_nyt_pitchbot replies: "What if she eats 168 hot dogs, huh?"

wittyidiot replies: "Then we marry"
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Are there better family comedies than Home Alone 1 and 2? Everyone is acting their assess off, hilarious looney toons like stunts… I could go on, they just feel like flawless movies
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm partial to this one
Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"

Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"

She points up and says: "3 pulls"

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: "Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power..."

Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"

Professor X, still standing: "Oh my god"
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
The Kennedy Center can never annoy them on the Metro or make them feel uncomfortable at a party.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
I’m bored. Tell me a little kid joke. I’ll start “What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?” inevitably kids say ARR so you interrupt with pirate voice “NAY! Me first love be the C”
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now is the time to listen to Twisted Teens if you haven't already youtu.be/Z1-70R43fhU?...
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Why Did You Miss It?
YouTube video by Twisted Teens - Topic
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now is the time to listen to Twisted Teens if you haven't already youtu.be/Z1-70R43fhU...
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
The accuracy here has me HOWLING 🤣🤣
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 16/09/2026
We’ve seen some scary recent warnings about AI. Join us to discuss what we know and what we can do: www.mobilize.us/indivisible/...
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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CoachN @coachn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“One of the teens, Luis Ochoa, told the agent he was a US citizen and the ICE agent’s response was, ‘I don’t give a damn. Your parents can’t help you now.’”
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13/09/2026
for two months, I've been flying drones over Flock cameras to situation them in space and geography; I even got my commercial drone license in order to do it. I'd like to share this project with you all: it's called Records Of Enemy Surveillance: recordsofenemysurveillance.com
image of a residential intersection with one red car driving across it and a baseball field in the backgroundblack and white dithered image of two red squares around the flock cameras in the previous image, on either side of the intersection
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We Used to be a proper country
10 1992 USA dream team cups from McDonald’s stacked in a pyramid like formation. Includes Michael Jordan Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, Scottie Pippen, David Robinson, Chris Mullen, Carl Malone, Charles Barkley, Patrick Ewing, and John Stockton.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Clevelander born and raised, living in metro Detroit
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7 News Detroit @wxyzdetroit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
More than 113,000 people are without power following storms over the past two days. www.wxyz.com/news/more-than-113-000… 
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Our power has been out all day and not expected to be back on until tomorrow. Fuck DTE.
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The Tennis Letter @thetennisletter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Naomi Osaka’s 2026 US Open night session kit, inspired by Allen Iverson: “For me he’s a trailblazer. He’s someone I look up to a lot because he’s kind of done a lot in fashion, whether it’s on purpose or not. But he’s shifted the way NBA players dress.."
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ZOOKEEPER: So pythons and anacondas are part of a family of snakes called constrictors ME: *way too loud* Also called wraptiles ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Corey Hart: I wear my sunglasses at night. Insurance agent: Yeah, you are not going to be eligible for these safe driver discounts.
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Seraphica @seraphica.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
After many months of work, this year's #CropArt for the #MNStateFair is complete! Featuring the lovely Napheesa Collier of the #MinnesotaLynx. There's some things I'd do differently if I started again, but I'm overall pleased with the result!
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So Mike Rogers can be just like daddy🌴
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Everyone come to Detroit for Jazz Fest! It's Free! It's gonna be a SPECTACLE!
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✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every drag show this weekend is going to have to make some very hard choices
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Mitchell Epner @mitchellepner.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I take Lexapro. I have taken Lexapro for over two decades. The times that I have discontinued taking Lexapro have ended very badly for me. RFKJ is trying to kill millions of Americans like me. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/04/s...
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Kennedy Starts a Push to Help Americans Quit Antidepressants
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pinko-slime.bsky.social @pinko-slime.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton is proof that rich people can just do stuff like that whenever they want but most of them are bad people
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was an uncredited producer on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. When she learned the only female producer was making less than her male counterparts, Dolly cut her a check for the difference, on the spot.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 25/08/2026
can the league’s leadership please just wise up already and openly tell every conservative to eat shit
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Dolly Sings The Carter Family Classic "Bury Me Under The Weeping Willow" (1976) Feat Emmylou & Linda
YouTube video by The Carter Family Channel
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Mark Skog @markskog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Old but evergreen
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Look at all of us, taking time to write beautiful words about someone who inspired us so much, without AI!
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Rachel Hands @rachelhands.com · 25/08/2026
if there’s a point to fame it’s to do what dolly parton did in the world
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
dolly parton died of big natural causes
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rest Easy Queen. A remarkable artist that tirelessly used her privledge to uplift others.
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dillagence II is dissapointing. Just cause you're the one sitting on a bunch of unreleased beats from one of the greatest producers of all time doesn't mean you should be the only one rapping on them.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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