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___roy

@roy31.bsky.social
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Here for laughs. Clevelander living in Metro Detroit. Cavs/NBA. Standing in solidarity with those less privileged.

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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've got openings in mine as well. $50 buy in basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nba/44000/in...
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just joined " Isaac's Ingenious Team" will change name eventually.
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, you're right. I'm sold.
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ok but where does the pumpkin spice come into play? Is it in the burger?
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Nina Simone - Feelings
YouTube video by Lucas Martins
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine if more people with money cared about saving lives
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They also made him sleep on the floor of a holding cell. With the bullet in his back. And no pain medication. They also failed to provide medical care after they shot him. People need to go to prison for this.
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mc2 @mc2photogal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Average White Supremacist Band
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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two Genders Siberian Orchestra
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make a band MAGA Bestiality Boys
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make a band MAGA Huey Lews and the Fox News
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make a band MAGA Pedos Priest
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ok I have to think about this harder. Left off Detroiters, Nathan for You, Broad City...
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can't believe I left Detroiters off my list! have to redo it now...
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I need to watch more dramas, I never finish them! Not enough respect for Reservation Dogs. #11 is Eastbound and Down.
an image listing my top shows that started in the 2000's and have ended, from an New York Times poll: Arrested Development, The Wire, Reservation Dogs, Lovecraft Country, Curb Your Enthusiasm, What We Do in the Shadows, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad, Mad Men.
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
zero depth
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Damn I need to rewatch Love Craft, even though that guy is in it
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A Keith Closs mention! lol
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Roddy Beaubois! haha, takes me a-back to the Jones days
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wes Anderson coded winter wear
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/09/2026
wittyidiot on threads: ""The average date now costs $252"
A Costco hot dog is literally $1.50"

threads_nyt_pitchbot replies: "What if she eats 168 hot dogs, huh?"

wittyidiot replies: "Then we marry"
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Are there better family comedies than Home Alone 1 and 2? Everyone is acting their assess off, hilarious looney toons like stunts… I could go on, they just feel like flawless movies
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm partial to this one
Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"

Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"

She points up and says: "3 pulls"

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: "Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power..."

Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"

Professor X, still standing: "Oh my god"
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
The Kennedy Center can never annoy them on the Metro or make them feel uncomfortable at a party.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
I’m bored. Tell me a little kid joke. I’ll start “What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?” inevitably kids say ARR so you interrupt with pirate voice “NAY! Me first love be the C”
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now is the time to listen to Twisted Teens if you haven't already youtu.be/Z1-70R43fhU?...
youtu.be
Why Did You Miss It?
YouTube video by Twisted Teens - Topic
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now is the time to listen to Twisted Teens if you haven't already youtu.be/Z1-70R43fhU...
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
uh yeah, promising, but I didn't really enjoy it haha
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Damn, looks just like her too! Might have to be this 40 y/o man's first Barbie
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Joe Cocker and the Crusaders? I did not know this was a thing
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
The accuracy here has me HOWLING 🤣🤣
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 16/09/2026
We’ve seen some scary recent warnings about AI. Join us to discuss what we know and what we can do: www.mobilize.us/indivisible/...
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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CoachN @coachn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“One of the teens, Luis Ochoa, told the agent he was a US citizen and the ICE agent’s response was, ‘I don’t give a damn. Your parents can’t help you now.’”
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In Town
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13/09/2026
for two months, I've been flying drones over Flock cameras to situation them in space and geography; I even got my commercial drone license in order to do it. I'd like to share this project with you all: it's called Records Of Enemy Surveillance: recordsofenemysurveillance.com
image of a residential intersection with one red car driving across it and a baseball field in the backgroundblack and white dithered image of two red squares around the flock cameras in the previous image, on either side of the intersection
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We Used to be a proper country
10 1992 USA dream team cups from McDonald’s stacked in a pyramid like formation. Includes Michael Jordan Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, Scottie Pippen, David Robinson, Chris Mullen, Carl Malone, Charles Barkley, Patrick Ewing, and John Stockton.
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Such a dynamic player in his day, fun to watch!
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Luna deserves more camara time from the Yard
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Clevelander born and raised, living in metro Detroit
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7 News Detroit @wxyzdetroit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
More than 113,000 people are without power following storms over the past two days. www.wxyz.com/news/more-than-113-000… 
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Our power has been out all day and not expected to be back on until tomorrow. Fuck DTE.
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The Tennis Letter @thetennisletter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Naomi Osaka’s 2026 US Open night session kit, inspired by Allen Iverson: “For me he’s a trailblazer. He’s someone I look up to a lot because he’s kind of done a lot in fashion, whether it’s on purpose or not. But he’s shifted the way NBA players dress.."
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
JR Smith
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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I am slightly disappointed with it, some great beats but why does Busta have to be on all of them? And the guests that are on there I am mostly not feeling.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ZOOKEEPER: So pythons and anacondas are part of a family of snakes called constrictors ME: *way too loud* Also called wraptiles ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Corey Hart: I wear my sunglasses at night. Insurance agent: Yeah, you are not going to be eligible for these safe driver discounts.
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Seraphica @seraphica.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
After many months of work, this year's #CropArt for the #MNStateFair is complete! Featuring the lovely Napheesa Collier of the #MinnesotaLynx. There's some things I'd do differently if I started again, but I'm overall pleased with the result!
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So Mike Rogers can be just like daddy🌴
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