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The year is 2032. After a quick and decisive suprise takeover of the world's means of production in the Starboy Blitzkrieg, everybody's working for The Weeknd.

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It really is the best ever sports team anthem.

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The Haslams and the Cleveland Browns should know no success for decades, at least. Yet they are. And you want me to beleive there is a god!?

3 Sabres on pace for 84 goal seasons.

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Well that game didn't finish well

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Shut up, Thursday Night Football. Sabres game is on.

Going to the Sabres game Saturday and win or lose, 2 fantastic things are happening. 1) Sabres raising the division champs flag! 2) New episodes of Black Clover!

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A real Trailer Park Boys day for me.

Me burning a whole lot of cardboard in the backyard. With a marijuana cigarette (not pictured)

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Yogurt - correct, kind, a delightful treat for delightful people. Yoghurt- vile, disgraceful, chosen by perverts for perverted reasons.

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Ghouls'N Ghosts (Sega Genesis) is much better than Super Ghouls'N Ghosts (Super Nintendo Entertainment System)

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Boxes soon will just say "Use Your Imagination!"

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So apparently last week was the Bears' fluke week?

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Bears just absolutely out-classing Eagles.

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Dalton crying tears of joy and relief on the sideline.

All I'm saying is the last time the Bears made it to the Super Bowl it was at the hands of Rex Grossman.

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And what extra sucks is that it was an amazing interception.

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I literally just said outloud "I want the Rams to win but a Denver interception right now would be amazing"!

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I've probably said this before, but NFL football is fantastic. So many things they need to improve on (Watson type stuff) and they should always be trying to improve player safety. But as a form of entertainment, it's phenomenal.

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It was Bills vs Chargers vs Officiating vs Bills vs Uniforms and the Bills won.

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Mike McDaniel; the moistest OC in the game

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Brady calling the game. Gronk at the game. What did we expect?

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"I lost twice in that stadium". Oh yeah, Brady? You also lost your wife.

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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Benford has become a real problem

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So many people have so little need for a robot personal assistant that the robots will destroy the world purely out of boredom.

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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

*getting a rejection letter from a business after an interview where I took a huge dump on the floor* I knew I shouldn't have brought that iced coffee.

Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I wish I hated my boss and everyone on my team because I would turn my impending 3 day weekend into a 5 day weekend without any guilt.

Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My Following feed and my Discover feed are nearly identical so either I'm good at this or bad at this.

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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

People always talk about how great CDs are but my friend Square Fat Fingers John never like them.

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Deputy Funk @deputyfunk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

[puts on a Screamin' Jay Hawkins album] "Sure is a lot of screaming in this."

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Nobody smokes opium anymore, and it shows.

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Andy Reid has stared down the Colts twice and did not blink. (not using timeouts first at the end of regulation and not being fooled by that 4th down "attempt")

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Unfortunately I've seen KC do this in 13 seconds

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