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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Propstore is back at it with another blade runner 2049 auction. Anyone got a few k burning a hole in their pocket?

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Accidentally called it a shibari grill at the social function, I will never recover from this

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Millennial chuds be like: we are charlie quirk

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's just been a very "walking home in a straight line" kind of day

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Chiropractics is so funny, it's like 50/50 on whether you'll get a reasonably nice massage that does nothing in the long term or literally broken on the wheel

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My only wish in life is to be loved by someone as much as Latinos love anime

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They already know the frequency gaps in the split ring absorbers. Lockheed must now persist in the doomed world they created.

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You ever see a woman and just think "how?"

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Imma be real, I've not been feeling Kirkilicious lately

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Elsie want birkin bag. Jealousy Marie Robinette.

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Edging by thinking about her only a little bit

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I unmasked at work and it's ruining my life (a thread) 1/154

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Took wednesday off to make some time for The Yearning

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Me when I complete 1 (one) task:

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Looks like yearning is back on the menu, boys

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Hitman level at the blade blood rave

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

They're making brand new white people every day. Just saw a white sikh.

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It's actually crazy how accurately observed the Berlin level of Hitman is to a German rave. Like they really did their research

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I feel like club and bar owners are involved in a massive conspiracy to create the most confusing restroom layouts in the places the people are the most drunk.

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I don't want to smoke the Chinese cigarette. I just want to smoke the idea of the Chinese cigarette.

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Whenever I enter a ticketed event I start looking for mission stories and after 2 beers and a cigarette I start seeing in instinct mode

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I think it rules that every time I make a minor mistake at work I'm like "I have lost the mandate of heaven, it's never been so over, I'm going to end it"

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Dam, she was right. I DO wanna fuck slayyyter.

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Uninformed gnomes be like "I don't gnow"

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Tailscale is low-key a revolutionary piece of software

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It's crazy how they actually made a good ghost in the shell show again. It's been one hundred thousand years...

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Blue sky should call group chats TeamSkeets

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Through the magic of childhood trauma and/or autism you also can feel this from as early as 15 years old

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Apparently as a German who was taught British English in school and mostly listens to/watches American Media it all averages out to THA BIG APPLE BABEE LOVE DA METS

mydialect heatmap of the USA with most of the country blue and the east coast/Maine/new york area red. Also hawaii is red for some reason.

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Dam gurl, you lookin like a cromulent fuckcrustable 🥴

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

2006 french boomer dress up party is a crazy vibe. Why I got photos is this album of people in blackface doing the Macarena?

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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Whenever people ask me why I run Ubuntu I lie and say that I just wanted a simple to use OS I don't have to think about, but really I just wanted to join the polycule.