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Orange County Choppers meme appreciator

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Shakira could drive a cement mixer over my legs and take my tax refund
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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Me liking every mean post about Lindsey Graham
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Elderly People Playing Slots in Vegas Casino
ALT: Elderly People Playing Slots in Vegas Casino
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Mike McGrew @zavcurrent.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Obligatory.
a lovely woman with an umbrella
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead
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rockdmb @rockdmb.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’m gonna need to see those x-ray films
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Ryan H. @ryan.blacksky.app · 07/07/2026
Pausa de Humiliacion
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rockdmb @rockdmb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Just fill those diapers, boys. Fill ‘em until they overflow.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The beauty of sports is you can just decide at any point “I give a shit about this now. Against all reason.” Ten minutes later you hate one of the teams more than life and it’s all downhill from there.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I'm a toddler
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
the man likes winners and knows what the money's for, he met his one moment
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/07/2026
You simply can’t be seen attempting to talk shit to a guy who is winning, laughing at you, and, crucially, taller than you
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rockdmb @rockdmb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
That’s so fuckin poor man. The Croatian fans should be throwing batteries
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rockdmb @rockdmb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
That is the softest red card holy fuck
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Germany got the ball into the net as many times against Paraguay in 120 minutes and 6 rounds of penalty kicks (four) as the United States did in 90 normal minutes
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rockdmb @rockdmb.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Now THAT is a draw
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Rui Pinto, count your days @thombomb816.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A Black man with the surname Freeman scored for the USA on Juneteenth in a home World Cup match.
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rockdmb @rockdmb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
That was the US team? With 4 goals? Say what? That certainly wasn’t the team I just watched. I don’t believe it.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser
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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I cannot wait for him to fuckin die
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I think people are allowed to draw conclusions about the American people based on their decision to put this man in office bsky.app/profile/pear...
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
“Earth looks so beautiful, Chuck” “Yeah but I can still see them big ol women in San Antonio from here” [Shaq laughs so hard his helmet pops off]
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rockdmb @rockdmb.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
OMG the onions on the Hawkeyes
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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 22/03/2026
Kansas State has reached the Sweet Sixteen (and Elite Eight!) more recently than Kansas despite having spent that time with a complete clownfraud of a coach
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Gooch @goochgoemaw.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
When everyone can pay players.
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rockdmb @rockdmb.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Waving wheat looks a lot like waving goodbye. Really makes you think …
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rockdmb @rockdmb.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Brown Eyed Girl or Sweet Caroline I said what I said.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Every member of Team USA is free to quit their lucrative career playing sports and go join the military like Pat Tillman did. This is all just cosplaying eyewash. It's a game. It's entertainment. It's supposed to be fun, not joyless, humorless war.
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rockdmb @rockdmb.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Really hope they make that neck pussy he’s got going on even more prominent
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rockdmb @rockdmb.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
God, this is a great callback
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Even more than usual I hope he fuckin dies
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rockdmb @rockdmb.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
America: Hockey Royalty
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
USA hockey rn
Survivors bias
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rockdmb @rockdmb.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I don’t know I’ve ever been this hopping mad over a sport I know nothing about. Watching this field of losers in the men’s mass start just play for 3rd instead of putting in a minimal amount of effort to keep the breakaway in sight was infuriating.
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rockdmb @rockdmb.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Don’t get it twisted, this is Mark Alford (R-MO), the guy who bullied his co-workers at FOX4 leading to his departure and who still can’t get a haircut without being propped up on decades old phone books.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/02/2026
bsky.app/profile/tgk.... we have a potential ripcon 2 event unfolding. repeat, potential ripcon 2 event
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rockdmb @rockdmb.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This, but in our house it’s “weenis”.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
More than a week before his crucifixion by Roman law enforcement, Jesus of Nazareth infuriated other authorities as he overturned vendor tables at the temple farmers market and cursed at an innocent fig tree causing it to wither, according to newly unearthed videos. Watch here.
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Guthrie “NCAA Soccer Jon Rothstein” @guthrieedson.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Seb Salazar emceed the Trinity Rodman new contract event on Thursday and is clapping back at Alexi Lalas on Monday
Seb Salazar clapping back at Alexi Lalas’ bigoted posting
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
look, i don't know if there will be history graduate students in the year 2073, but if there are, you need to know this: colonel lockjaw was not a satire of greg bovino. one battle after another was filmed entirely before he was a public figure.
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
word is he has a new office awaiting him
Fascist colonel Sean Penn at the end of OBAA.


If you’ve seen it, you know. If you haven’t, see it.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
ICE kidnapped a 5-year-old and sent him alone to a facility in Texas. Hell isn't hot enough.
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans
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Robert Heinze @rheinze.myatproto.social · 21/01/2026
Und thus, modernity comes to a close just like it started, with a guy ranting at windmills
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
cignetti getting like $250k/hour on the "leaderversity: thinksummit" speaker circuit by saying you should hire smart talented people who work hard and train them in core skills and strategies and trust them to do a good job and then asking if folks wanna hear 59 minutes of stories about playin' ball
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