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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 15h
Normalize telling people, “You’re not a Ravenclaw, you’re 45 years old.”
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 14h
cheeky
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 14h
fair play
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Show me more sad Yankee fans
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Angry J. Jonah Jameson (Spiderman)
Alt: Angry J. Jonah Jameson (Spiderman)
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sick burn
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Damn right!
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BlazinBuck @blazinbuck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jackson Chourio is THAT GUY!!
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🙏
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yup
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
womp, womp
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 02/10/2026
old shawarma guy gave me a free falafel "as a treat" when i tell u that people love to see bitches with ears and a tail, i mean THEY LOVE US!!! Whimsy and Joy is in short supply, and when good folks see you being whimsical and full of joy, they want to support it. whether with a smile or a falafel
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
YUP
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Bumblejack @bumblejack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wanna add "tracking people they were interested in" is a weird way to say "one used every database we have access to and LPRs to stalk a minor and the other used them to stalk a woman 20 yrs younger who already turned him down". The local press chose to help downplay proof cops can't be trusted.
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Bumblejack @bumblejack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One cop accidentally recorded himself talking to a 17yo he stalked using flock/databases trying to show her a dead body to impress her and hitting on her. The other used flock/databases 381+ times to look up a woman he wanted to date who is 20+yrs younger than him. www.youtube.com/live/IkLoy1x...
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LIVE: 2 Pinellas County deputies arrested
YouTube video by FOX 13 Tampa Bay
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
billion dollar idea: a horse crossed with a wiener dog so more than one person can ride comfortably and also if you fall off it's not very far to the ground
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Household debt at a record high. Student loan defaults at a record high. Credit card debt at a near record high. Meanwhile, corporate profits are the highest they’ve ever been. CEOs are paid 325x more than their typical workers. U.S. billionaire wealth is up 30% in a year. It's unsustainable.
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PSA: Please stop assuming the pilot in the FlyDubai almost-crash is a jihadi. Nobody knows why he did it, just that he's an Arab. Ppl are doing that thing where we tack our own politics and racism onto a person before we know anything. This is from the NYT today: www.nytimes.com/live/2026/10...
the photo is a screencap from today's NYT:  Live Updates: Investigators Seek to Establish Motive in FlyDubai Attack
The United Arab Emirates said it would lead the investigation, including into possible links to terrorism. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said the attacker had undergone "Islamist radical indoctrination," though he did not elaborate.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
pathetic
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pathetic
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ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ashley Percival
12 whimsically painted birds

Ashley Percival is a prominent British illustrator celebrated for his whimsical, vibrant, and imaginative animal artwork. Based out of his seaside studio in Falmouth, Cornwall, he creates playful designs that appeal to both children and adults alike.

Artistic Style & Process
Percival’s signature style features a fanciful menagerie of creatures, often engaging in unexpected human activities—such as giraffes riding bicycles, zebras surfing, or frogs performing skateboard tricks.

• Mediums: He utilizes a mixed-media approach combining colored pencils, pens, paint, and digital tools.

• Patterns & Layouts: His signature look often presents a single species arranged in highly detailed grids, sporting cheeky patterns, eccentric palettes, and vibrant costumes like boots or sweaters.

• Inspiration: Rather than copying real life, Percival works primarily from his imagination, capturing a brief look at an animal to spark a concept before allowing his design process to "free flow"
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yeah, i know what’s going on that’s the problem
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
start cracking skulls, or STFU, coward.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
do it, then; why you just popping off in social media?
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you should listen
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pathetic
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow. We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/h...
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Definition of HOMOPHOBIA
discrimination against, aversion to, or fear of homosexuality or gay people… See the full definition
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
womp, womp
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just think of it as added protein.
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Dead Mouse Found in Jar of Mezzetta Peppers Prompts Recall
TikTok videos with the unfortunate rodent have gone viral.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
It’s easy enough to have a laugh about this but the stakes here are minimal, which will not always be the case. Also, the way this can be used to scale harassment campaigns and other anti social behaviors hasn’t even begun to take shape.
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Man Says Meta's Muse AI Gave His Home Address Out to Strangers
A man complains Muse gave out his address and sent a stranger to his home after letting the AI handle his Facebook Marketplace account.
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pathetic
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
disgusting; fuck off with this shit.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pathetic
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
disgusting
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some of you fail to understand that masking can be something you do because you believe in restricting risks for vulnerable people in your lives: it can be an act of community. Not always of course. But some people don’t mask because they’re disabled, they mask for this reason.
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 24/09/2026
This is absolutely deranged: Months before murdering 6 people and injuring 27 more, ChatGPT told the teen school shooter in Tumbler Ridge, BC that using a Remington 870 pump-action shotgun is “brutal” in a “hallway, indoors or a crowded classroom” because “close quarters” is that gun’s “playground”
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. It used to be fun here
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 25/09/2026
Alex Bregman is the first person in MLB history to play in 10 straight postseasons without appearing on the Braves or Yankees.
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Jason Rosenbaum @jasonrosenbaum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i don't mean to sound like a luddite, but just call the restaurant yourself or go online. it's really not that hard
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Otter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
skeet from me on Nov.26 '24 "The only thing I wanna hear about James Carville is how he fell into a pit of man-eating crawdads and was never seen again. Just lemme know."
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
10/10; would get bit
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all ASS; no hallucinations
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NO!!!
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r #FreeŁink @rifka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We are ruled over by the willfully ignorant
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
the only thing cooler than a person wearing a jean jacket is a jean jacket wearing a jean jacket
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