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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
they don’t play
Screenshot of a BSKY tweet. User info has been concealed.

[REDACTED] 12m
Let me introduce you to Joseph Biden and his congressional majority in 2020. Also Obama.  Twice.  YOU are the losers.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
you’re just the one accusing people of accusing people. you brought up both the dead kids, and the boners. #StayNormal #StopStoningYourself
Screenshot of four Bluesky tweets: 

-In reply to a tweet, [REDACTED] says, “Does this get you off or something?”

-[REDACTED] replies, “why is it that you freaks are so obsessed with sex”

-DOOP High Command replies, “People like you literally claim anyone who disagrees with you gets a chub to dead Palestinian kids…I wouldn’t throw stones here “

-[REDACTED] replies, “Sorry that people characterized your enthusiasm for Palestinian children being murdered as a sexual thing, I’m sure you have very good and normal reasons for it”
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
party #NotToBeRude
A small Potato and Bacon pizza.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
cowards
screenshot from BSKY app; a black background, with white text, two boxes, and two buttons. At the top, the text reads “Appeal ‘Rude’ label / This appeal will be sent to [REDACTED].” below is a box outlined in red; inside is a red circle with an X inside, and text that reads “You’ve already appealed this label and it’s being reviewed by our moderation team.” under that is a box outlined in blue with text inside reading “womp, womp.” Below is a blue button labeled “Submit, and a blue/gray button labeled “Back.”
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
no-TOR-i-ous #NotToBeRude
Black and white image of Ruth “Notorious RBG” Ginsburg. Atop her head, cocked to the side like Biggie Smalls, a gold crown has been photoshopped in.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
respectfully The Democrats, are you fighting? and if so, for everyone? #NotToBeRude
Screenshot of The Democrats’ BLSKY header. 

Blue D in white circle for the AVI. 

@democrats.org appears above the stats 44.2K followers / 57 following / 170 posts

Their profile description has been hilighted in yellow: “We’re fighting for a better, fairer, and brighter future for every American.”
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
it seems that this erroneously placed “rude” label, rather than quelling the dunks, has rendered them still more thunderous. less artful, maybe; less beauty? still finding our way. skeeting tweets from planet lovetron, y’all. #NotToBeRude
black and white photo of former NBA player Darryl Dawkins slam dunking a basketball so ferociously that he has shattered the glass backboard.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
also partly because of RGB’s ego; as well as DEM’s insistence on taking offense at the suggestion that her retirement would help protect Roe, no? No-TOR-i-ous! #NotToBeRude
Monochrome (black) image of Ruth Bader Ginsburg with a gold crown, tilted to the side, à la Biggie Smalls, photoshopped onto her head.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
womp, womp
Screenshot of a BSKY profile in the process of pointing out an obvious mistake. There is an error message from moderation.bsky at the top.

[PROFILE]
robot_sheed / robot_sheed.bsky.social / 255 followers / 274 following / 5.4K posts / disposable;art;poopoo / #ArtisinalSpicedSlam

[APPEAL WINDOW]
Appeal “Spam” label
This appeal will be sent to @moderation.bsky.app.

[THE APPEAL]
y’all have made a mistake.
take a look.
I don’t do spam.

[BUTTONS]
Submit
Back

[ERROR MESSAGE] 
Failed to send appeal, please try again.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Join me behind the curtain, y’all. Fresh out the tin, chew on this one; organic, apt response, or Spam.
Screenshot of 2 BSKY tweets:

[REDACTED]’s comment:
“Who the fuck do you think you are? Don’t give a shit how many followers you have. You made a stupid idiotic comment. You know nothing about how government works, and what the Democrats try to do versus what they are tying at by the Republicans at every turn. It’s amazing. They get anything done [sic]

robot_sheed’s reply:
“savage burn”

robot_sheed’s reply has a Spam label on it.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Join me behind the curtain, y’all. Chew on this one; gassing up the homie, or Spam?
Screenshot of two BSKY tweets:

[REDACTED]’s comment:
Featuring two photos: one, of a plate of Thai Meatballs with rice; one, of those same meatballs simmering alongside the rice and sauce. Both photos have an adorable [REDACTED] in the background.
“thai [sic] turkey meatballs with spicy coconut and basil tossed avocado
[sic]
would you take a bite?”

robot_sheed’s reply:
“hell yeah, brother.”
robot_sheed’s reply has a Spam label on it.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Join me behind the curtain y’all. Chew on this one; organic, apt response or Spam?
Screenshot of 2 BSKY tweets:

[REDACTED]’s comment:
“They were beyond shortsighted. While the response from the Biden White House has been far from perfect, just what the hell did they think that the response from a Trump administration was going to be?”

robot_sheed’s reply:
“read more”

robot_sheed’s reply has a Spam label on it.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Join me behind the curtain y’all. Chew on this one; organic, apt response, or Spam?
Screenshot of 2 BSKY tweets:

[REDACTED]’s comment:
“I live 15 miles from Deaborn [sic] - it’ll be fun watching Trump remove these people just so I can see the look on their incredulous faces“

robot_sheed’s reply:
“disgusting”

robot_sheed’s reply has a Spam label on it.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Point Break
Still from the film Point Break: Bodhi and Johnny Utah, during an epic skydive, tightly grasp hands as they excitedly stare into each other’s eyes. They are truly living!
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
#RunItBack
Hand drawn Hillary Clinton meme. Hillary is wearing a Blue Blazer in front of diagonal white, pink, and blue stripes. Below her image, text reads “2016;” above her image, text reads “YAS QUEEN.”
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
the, now classic, “Colbert eating popcorn and eagerly watching” meme.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
chasing that WWIII dollar
Still image from an episode of Mr. show. A house is burning and a firefighter stands in front looking into the camera and smiling; their eyes have become cartoonish ones, with dollar signs for pupils.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Still image from an episode of Mr. show. A house is burning and a firefighter stands in front looking into the camera and smiling; their eyes have become cartoonish ones, with dollar signs for pupils.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
no-TOR—i-ous
Ruth Bader Ginsburg wearing her iconic lace collar, and a self-satisfied smile. A crown has been photoshopped atop her head; the crown is tilted à la Notorious B.I.G.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
A pop art print of Austin Powers on a red background with white polka dots. Over a red dress shirt with white polka dots, Austin is wearing a blue cravat, and a sport coat with light and dark blue stripes. He is winking in a playful, sexy manner, and delivering his iconic catchphrase in a thought bubble: “oh, behave!” it says.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
Still image from an episode of Mr. show. A house is burning and a firefighter stands in front looking into the camera and smiling; their eyes have become cartoonish ones, with dollar signs for pupils.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
Nacho Pouch
Cardboard box with a label featuring an image of nacho cheese sauce oozing onto tortilla chips, along side a panel of nutrition facts; above the image the label reads, “JALAPENO CHEESE SAUCE.” In front of the box sits a large pouch of nacho cheese sauce, with a gasket and tube to connect pouch to a nacho cheese dispenser.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
Screenshot of two tweets from “anti-leafblower account;” the second replying to the first.

their 1st tweet: “if you hate harris bc she is not single handedly stopping israel’s war right this minute I do not know how to tell you to be an adult”

their reply to their tweet: “anyone qting this to interpret and comment in bad faith is automatically blocked, I do not have time for “not hating the vp for single-handedly not stopping a genocide” = “u love genocide” bullshit”
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
excellent
A still from the film Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Future Bill and Ted are exaggeratedly smiling like a couple of goofballs, while answering a question from Present Day Bill and Ted. Toward the bottom of the frame, text has been added; the text says “69 DUDE!”
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
Near a parked car and U-Tow van, standing in the middle of the road, Sideshow Bob is surrounded by rakes lying on the ground. Sideshow Bob has just stepped on a rake and been whacked in the face; there many more rakes to be stepped on.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 12/07/2024
Photo of a NASCAR driver, wearing a helmet and fire-proof suit, behind the wheel and smiling as the race is about to begin; seatbelts and product logos abound. Above the window on the car door frame is painted in all capital letters, the name DICK TRICKLE.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 10/07/2024
A still from the film Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Future Bill and Ted are exaggeratedly smiling like a couple of goofballs, while answering a question from Present Day Bill and Ted. Toward the bottom of the frame, text has been added; the text says “69 DUDE!”
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
you ain’t lived ‘til you’ve sexed in a stadium buddy!
Drawing from the waist down of a person in their underwear (white briefs); they are wearing the “Stadium Pal Kit Portable Urinal.” The kit consists of two bladders, one strapped to the right calf, one strapped to the left thigh; there is a hose going from the calf bladder up very near to, but not attached to, the crotch area. Only god knows the ins and outs of how the “Stadium Pal Kit Portable Urinal works.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
No-Tor-Ious!
The iconic Notorious RBG wearing a cocked to the side crown meme. Over Ruth’s face, the face of Darth Vader (sans helmet) has been photoshopped; over the crown, a fried egg (oozing yolk) has been photoshopped. On the left and right of the face, two red light sabers have been added; over each plasma blade, a strip of bacon has been photoshopped.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
Oft memed photo of smiling Kamala Harris wearing jogging clothes, standing on a lawn; she is talking on her phone. Text at the bottom of photo has been photoshopped, replacing the name Joe with the name GARYLABS; it now says: “we did it, GARYLABS.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
hell yeah, brother
Classic hand drawn meme featuring a person wearing a shirt that says SICKOS across the chest. They are pressed up against the glass, lustily gaping at something outside of a window. A dialogue bubble says: “YES… HA HA HA… YES!” The second YES in the bubble is underlined.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
Classic hand drawn meme featuring a confirmed pervert wearing a shirt that says SICKOS across the chest. They are pressed up against the glass, lustily gaping at some dirty thing outside of a window. A dialogue bubble says: “YES… HA HA HA… YES!” The second YES in the bubble is underlined.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
HB, beans
birthday cake with a go-gurt feature; constructed in a way that a go-gurt pouch appears to be floating above the cake (held by a go-ghost?) and squirting it’s go-gurt all over the already frosted cake.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
the, now classic, heart hands emoji turned upside down so as to resemble/represent a big butt, or if you will, “a round thing in your face.”
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
fine
Still image from the film Napoleon Dynamite. Kip Dynamite, in a Rex Kwon Do class, is being slapped on the wrist by the comically patriotic, tough guy instructor, Rex. Text has been overlaid, exclaiming in all capital letters: GEEZ! OKAY.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
same
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
what I look like scrolling social media
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
Screenshot of an Aaron “Poopar” Rupar tweet, wherein A.P.R. attempts to do some woke scolding and gets his ass handed to him.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
Wine-life kitchen decor stating “Bread: THAT THIS HOUSE MAY NEVER KNOW HUNGER — Salt: THAT LIFE MAY ALWAYS HAVE FLAVOR — Wine: THAT JOY & PROSPERITY MAY REIGN FOREVER. Also photoshopped on there is the phrase NOTHING WRONG WITH ME inside of parentheses.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
if you see this post a monster
Stars and Stripes flag, representing The United States of America, dominating the sky.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
You robbed a bank. Who is your getaway driver?
The adorable older fella from an I Think You Should Leave sketch, winner of the car design focus group, getting in another zinger on that flincher Paul.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
All the Dildo’s Men
Poster from the film All the Presidents’ Men, featuring Redford/Hoffman as the intrepid Woodward/Bernstein. Hoffman/Redford gaze intrepidly toward the truth, and the word president has been covered with a Mitch McConnell dildo.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
Big Dog Energy
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
me when someone tries to explain cryptocurrency to me.
Pee Wee Herman looking dismissively at, yet with tenderness and compassion, whomever is talking.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
I don’t even fuck with Nike anymore, but I did love these bitchin’ kicks. My favorite ball athlete wore them, and so did I.
Pair of Gray/Yellow Nike Air Max Trainers, circa 1991-92.
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 09/03/2024
Four fictional characters that represent you:
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robot_sheed @robotsheed.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
repost with a pic you have saved that you haven't found a use for
Screenshot of a smartphone alarm set to 4:20(nice).
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