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Rob Lightner

@roblightner.bsky.social
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That writer from Seattle, you know?

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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 10h
AmIAutOrNot.com
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 23h
But the real question is boo HOW?
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*They're great as a duo, actually, the organic and the mechanical, that's a really strong ticket
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 22/09/2026
rolling into autumn like
framed needlepoint of Richard Scarry's Lowly Worm wearing puritan garb driving a pumpkin car instead of an apple
Credit: Reddit user /u/kenz024
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BREAKING: Department of War to be renamed Department of Daddy Issues
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
(being asked my opinion on trans athletes) i oppose people participating in exercise of any form
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just end all your prompts with "Don't make it weird."
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Be the shutting the fuck up you want to hear in the world.
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I freed my mind but my ass didn't budge
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The idea that superintelligent AI would give a shit at all about us, much less consider murdering us, is so funny that I wish I had come up with it
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ignore maha at your own peril. every single one of you should always be giving your full attention to every single group of people all of the time
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Starting to feel really nostalgic for late-stage capitalism
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Smartest guy in the room? Not even when you're alone, buddy
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We are here to protect you youtu.be/7E0ot9iJm_k?...
youtu.be
The Terrible Secret Of Space
YouTube video by saken
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My hands woke up like this
Pic of man looking skeptically at camera, holding a phone in hands that appear overlarge thanks to odd perspective.
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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 30/08/2026
Teens are hiding in snow banks and devouring wandering travelers. They call it yetimaxxing and parents are up in arms over this dangerous new trend.
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A people united can never be lopsided
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 27/08/2026
Man. 2016 can't end soon enough.
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pets are emotional bonsai
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every hour there's a story of like a Norwegian death metal guy saying hey I never met Dolly Parton but she sent me a handwritten note saying she loved our song Corpse in the Copse and to keep speaking our truth
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Do the Stranglers have any other songs
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/08/2026
i will eat the chicken and waffles oreos
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Steve McPherson @steventurous.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A classic.
charlesoberonn
The song "Jolene" but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you're not sure what Jolene is except that you're afraid of her.
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• your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / there's no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene d
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He screams about you in his sleep and when he wakes, does naught but weep in terror, of the one they call Jolene
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blackening the summer skies
with burning wings and countless eyes we tremble at the sight of you, Jolene
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• we cower here beneath your gaze that sets the earth and sky ablaze have mercy at the end of days, Jolene d
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let's start referring to election day as Taco Tuesday
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 21/08/2026
Jake Gyllenhaal wearing just the top half of a sailor suit and speaking in tongues, that's Donald Darko
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
share.google/images/vI7js...
share.google
Google Image Result for https://lookaside.fbsbx.com/lookaside/crawler/media/?media_id=122261032298129847
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am not the first to make this point but imagine a woman president obsessing constantly over her “ballroom” as the economy imploded and her war spun out of control
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J.A.Tallon @tallon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A Movie Theater Didn’t Get Sent ‘Spider-Man’ Posters, So an Employee Drew His Own www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
When life gives you lemonade, reverse-engineer lemons
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Time to floatmog.
A person appears to be floating horizontally above a busy street with blurred pedestrians below. Bold text at the top says, "Floatmog all those walkcucks stuck on the ground!" At the bottom, there is text that reads, "Learn to Float," along with an image of a book titled "Learn to Float.
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@jilllightner.bsky.social Larry Blueberry!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
coworkers cannot gain levels or learn new spells, but by completing quests you can find more powerful coworkers to join your efforts
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I hope Mitch McConnell lives to 100 because all these memes are only going to get funnier and more relevant in the 2030s
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Lovely, funny, thoughtful: www.experimental-history.com/p/28-slightl...
experimental-history.com
28 slightly rude notes on writing
OR: catapulting myself into a pit of tarantulas
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"Oh no!" cried the GOP. "All those trans people are forcing us to pull down little girls' pants! WHY WON'T SOMEONE STOP THEM?"
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Tried to sleep in my John Cage shirt but had to get up after a few minutes, it was much too quiet
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Finally watched Mank last night, IDK what took us so long but every moment was a delight
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 30/07/2026
Elsa Lanchester, 'Elsa Lanchester, Herself'
I also have never gone to a funeral other
than Charles' or a wedding other than my own, and I have never held a baby. No, that is wrong. Once I did hold a baby for a busy mother and I nearly dropped it. I remember that it felt like a live snake in a sack. This emotion-or lack of it-might be called an inherited family trait. Acute undemonstrativeness.
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Everyone, without exception, thinks their beliefs are more popular than they really are
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Your hired goons are no match for my army of volunteer goons
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
We used to say "male nurses"
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
When the mesh is so fine, but the grids don't align, that's a moiré.
Two overlaid grid patterns are slightly misaligned. The resulting pattern of different visual densities forms curved patterns which are very sensitive to small changes in alignment.
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Rob Lightner @roblightner.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Why can't I find a tradwitch
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
new political axis just dropped
gun ownership vs yoga interest by state
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antlers @cervine.online · 25/07/2026
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