Reposted by Robert Pereaceej @ceej.online · 26/03/2024trapping the phantom and neutering him before releasing him back into the opera 928246
Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social · 23/11/2025And that guy has no damn clue that they’re being carried. By Jesus. 000
Reposted by Robert PereaThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/11/2025Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’ 859295607769
Reposted by Robert PereaBarack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 30/10/2025California – this Election Day, vote yes on Prop 50. California’s Prop 50 says that if Republicans are going to abuse the system to try and hang onto power, we’re going to counteract that abuse and create a level playing field in the midterm elections. Make a plan to vote yes on Prop 50. 466228576593
Reposted by Robert Pereaderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/10/2025this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free 808338194726
Reposted by Robert PereaSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Still amusing to me that MAGA’s alpha male hero is obsessed with a gilded ballroom. They voted for Rambo and got Liberace. 29910224
Reposted by Robert PereaKelly “Free Link” McGonigal @kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Anyway, we’re overdue for our Covid vaccines and we’re uninsured. Apparently for both of us to get it, it’s $290. I know everyone’s struggling, but does anyone want to help us get those? My CA and V are KellySMcGonigal 95751
Reposted by Robert Pereawolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet.bsky.social · 20/07/202370s country artist: you'll never take me alive, pig 2023 country artist: uwu i wanna suck off a cop 3358
Reposted by Robert Pereawolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Gonna give it an honest shot over here. If anyone cares to give me a signal boost for folks to find me, I'd appreciate it. 28423
Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social · 11/10/2025“It was an abortion, Michael! Just like our marriage is an abortion!” Me in high school speech competition if I had seen Godfather II 000
Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Bitch, can I just lay down? (The demon’s name is Bitch) 000
Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Give em a third and final chance with “the banality of evil” 180
Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Trump in his situation room throwing bottle after bottle of ketchup at the wall. Miller watches via cctv in sweaty delight. 010
Reposted by Robert PereaDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 10/10/2025This morning there is one Nobel Peace Prize winner, 8.1 billion or so people who did not win the Nobel Peace Prize, and one Nobel Peace Prize loser. 943261591
Reposted by Robert PereaI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 10/10/2025“We should replace Bad Bunny with Lee Greenwood” is an also a perfect summation of the “deal” they’ve offered universities. 513230478
Reposted by Robert Pereaᑕ ᕼ ᓰ ᗷ 〇 ᒪ 乇 @chibole.bsky.social · 10/10/2025BREAKING: A librarian fired by in Campbell County, Wyoming, for refusing to remove LGBTQ books from shelves just got the last laugh – a $700,000 settlement for violating her first amendment rights. 👏 May this be a warning across the nation. 8517139
Reposted by Robert PereaStephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 09/10/2025To the vibrant and lucrative literary magazines of 2025: I have read every Krasznahorkai novel and evangelize him to the unhearing masses and, yes, I will absolutely write an essay for you on this joyous occasion that is, appropriately, one long sentence — one sentence longer than this one, an enti- 1152
Reposted by Robert Perealittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 09/10/2025People always think I’m autistic because I tell them these are tears of logic 1365
Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Alternative protein aisle at a grocery store 010
Reposted by Robert PereaBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2025history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no. 127143133334
Reposted by Robert PereaLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 03/10/2025After a few days witnessing the Bad Bunny Super Bowl thing I guess my questions are: Is this just how it is now? Are white people just going to cry about every single thing that ever happens from now on until forever now? Like on top of the kidnappings are they just going to keep fucking whining? 892178379
Reposted by Robert PereaOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I want a 9-minute ballad about teaching Travis Kelce where the clit is 37645105
Reposted by Robert Perea🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 02/10/2025are you a good bitch or a bad bitch 2713543
Reposted by Robert PereaJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Get in, loser. I love you 828189
Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Garmanbozia and Sons are forking a class action lawsuit for those lashed to existence 010
Reposted by Robert PereaBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/09/2025It’s probably a good thing that comedy is going to have a reckoning about comedians pretending they’re dangerous or edgy when their definition of those words is that they whitewash repressive government regimes for money but also make gay jokes 241946272
Reposted by Robert PereaJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Chuck Schumer, in an hour from now: The president plans to flood the streets with military personnel to oppress innocent people, but what he should be flooding the streets with is tax credits for the middle class! 683651549
Robert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Change a movie by adding a word: Sophie’s Easy Choice 020
Reposted by Robert PereaRobert Perea @robertlucasperea.bsky.social · 27/09/2025I’m here you fuckass bitch 021
