Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 2hI think if you unironically like Applebees you should be put in an institution 230
Reposted by Robert ;3cPup Harke 🔞 @slut.dog · 11hApparently Hundreds of Beavers is available on Dropout now and if you haven't seen this incredibly creative and stupid movie you really should fix that 57816
Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 13hNothing feels better than getting noticed and acknowledged by beautiful trans women online 130
Reposted by Robert ;3cchaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Whole Foods knows about the Four Waters that are combined in a specific order to create normal water but they won't tell you them 9408102
Reposted by Robert ;3cJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed 3243761035
Reposted by Robert ;3cmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026Recent Events have me once again considering: the cube 171688244
Reposted by Robert ;3cMoira 🏳️⚧️ @moiralovesyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There's really no Mets baseball anymore... #LGM #MetsSky #Mets #SNY #LFGM 151
Reposted by Robert ;3clauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026the software industry has not solved "cleanly copying and pasting text in a table from one program to another" after 40 years of productivity design and optimization. just thinking of other things that took more time and effort than cracking an atom in two 341218142
Reposted by Robert ;3cMabes @mabes.northsky.social · 28/09/2026If i put the collagen/creatine/electrolyte water in the soju 1:1 it remains healthy 031
Reposted by Robert ;3cPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Thinking of the old lady outside Citizens Bank last night who was asked “Do you think there could still be a Red October” and she replied “If there is, they don’t deserve it” 029913
Reposted by Robert ;3cskeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026women on this website will be like i hate men except for (checks notes) skeeter longpenis and (checks notes again) that little gay borzoi twink 2452
Reposted by Robert ;3cskeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i’m bisexual which means i’m desperately in love with women and extremely enjoy objectifying men 713425
Reposted by Robert ;3cBen Schwartz @benschwartz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You can always tell when a Republican gets a new billionaire sponsor who has a single, very, very specific issue they would like the American people to hear about. 582479361
Reposted by Robert ;3cjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness 111078157
Reposted by Robert ;3cDeerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fuck yeah sloppy sunday #deer 🦌 212032
Reposted by Robert ;3cbeef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026job interview tip: Bring a rope and subtly imply that you’re not doing so well mentally throughout the discussion 152
Reposted by Robert ;3cMoira 🏳️⚧️ @moiralovesyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I love my rookies #LGM #MetsSky #Mets #SNY #LFGM 082
Reposted by Robert ;3cInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is the dream our forefathers fought for. 6563691282
Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We should have a vote for the hottest rookie of the year 040
Reposted by Robert ;3cMaple Syrup 🔞 @maplesyrupart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026one of the worst and most terrifying pieces of information that ive learned is that in order to make friends you kind of have to be annoying to people. and if they like it thenn you can be friends. friendship is just when you both like when the other one is annoying 101726550
Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The up side of my wife having good music taste is that I get to listen to a lot of good music. The downside is all other gays I meet have the music taste of a 16 year old girl in 2014 030
Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Does anyone know what the normies are up to lately? I haven’t been keeping up with them 120
Reposted by Robert ;3cTuna the Goat (Comms Open) 🔜WPAFW @goatuna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Don’t Talk To Me Until I Have My Weighted Autism Otter Sticker comm for @shirosiri.us! #furryart 11569152
Reposted by Robert ;3cJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 25/09/2026If it happens while I'm in surgery, wake my ass up! 66419
Reposted by Robert ;3cprplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy Dolly Parton day!! #DollyPartonDay 5229105
Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The vet is the strangest of all medical care experiences 030
Reposted by Robert ;3cJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113 1671521432
Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think I’ve decided the lugia is my favorite Pokémon 340