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Robert ;3c

@robcert.bsky.social
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I can’t decide if I want to be an otter or a beaver. Either way, I love fish Really I love my dog: 💚@viridianfantasy.bsky.social💚

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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 2h
I think if you unironically like Applebees you should be put in an institution
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 3h
Yankees fans don’t even know what their manager looks like
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 11h
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Pup Harke 🔞 @slut.dog · 11h
Apparently Hundreds of Beavers is available on Dropout now and if you haven't seen this incredibly creative and stupid movie you really should fix that
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 3h
Am I not controversial enough?
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 3h
My name on grinder
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 4h
I wish I grew up gay
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 8h
Here’s how the Phillies still lose
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 11h
Wait do I have a problem?
Three cans of monster rehab (two unopened) and a can of Bawls energy drink (open). I had the bawls this morning and will drink a monster still today
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 13h
Nothing feels better than getting noticed and acknowledged by beautiful trans women online
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 17h
This is why I like it when my meta makes coffee
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whole Foods knows about the Four Waters that are combined in a specific order to create normal water but they won't tell you them
Bathroom sink area where one can see three pipes coming out of three adjacent places on the wall which combine left plus center and right plus center and then all three again into one and then up through a weird larger tube section and then up and then down again to combine with flow from a fourth pipe coming out of a different place in the wall and then into a white plastic shrouded pipe section(?) and then up into/under the sink. Hot water has its own separate pipe from the wall. OkClose up
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wolf is yelling at the wall @wolftits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
guys
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need to buy all the fish from cabincritters
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s right, it goes in the butt hole
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026
Recent Events have me once again considering: the cube
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Moira 🏳️‍⚧️ @moiralovesyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's really no Mets baseball anymore... #LGM #MetsSky #Mets #SNY #LFGM
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katotonic @katotonic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wolfies
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Ross @rossciaco.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
chillin' Coyote
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
the software industry has not solved "cleanly copying and pasting text in a table from one program to another" after 40 years of productivity design and optimization. just thinking of other things that took more time and effort than cracking an atom in two
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kaim✰ @kaimti.me · 26/09/2026
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Mabes @mabes.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
If i put the collagen/creatine/electrolyte water in the soju 1:1 it remains healthy
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thinking of the old lady outside Citizens Bank last night who was asked “Do you think there could still be a Red October” and she replied “If there is, they don’t deserve it”
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
women on this website will be like i hate men except for (checks notes) skeeter longpenis and (checks notes again) that little gay borzoi twink
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’m bisexual which means i’m desperately in love with women and extremely enjoy objectifying men
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Mom, I'm a zlut @zlut385.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
good job puppy
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Ben Schwartz @benschwartz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can always tell when a Republican gets a new billionaire sponsor who has a single, very, very specific issue they would like the American people to hear about.
The image is a tweet from Sen. Tommy Tuberville that reads:  "Democrats are the party of Radical Islam, illegal aliens, and furry pilots. Lord help us."
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck yeah sloppy sunday #deer 🦌
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
3 out of 4 people agree that I smell good
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
job interview tip: Bring a rope and subtly imply that you’re not doing so well mentally throughout the discussion
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Well, if I say one person [is the most important gay person in my life], I'm going to get in trouble with all the rest of 'em, aren't I?
You know how gay people are!"
Kyle Chandler when asked who the most important gay person in his life is
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Moira 🏳️‍⚧️ @moiralovesyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love my rookies #LGM #MetsSky #Mets #SNY #LFGM
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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hunter 🪚🥩 @fleshatronach.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
doodle of a little dog wearing a red apple hat holding  a green apple
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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A person says "whyyyy am I am miserable all the time" 

They go girl mode and say "ok that helped but everything else is still. Fucked"
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We should have a vote for the hottest rookie of the year
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Maple Syrup 🔞 @maplesyrupart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
one of the worst and most terrifying pieces of information that ive learned is that in order to make friends you kind of have to be annoying to people. and if they like it thenn you can be friends. friendship is just when you both like when the other one is annoying
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Goth Mommy 🐉 @gothmommyxoxo.com · 25/09/2026
White text on black background reads: "Please don't adopt a goth gf just for spooky season 🙏 they're not a seasonal accessory, and rehoming them is traumatic" — a humorous plea not to treat goth partners as a temporary costume.
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The up side of my wife having good music taste is that I get to listen to a lot of good music. The downside is all other gays I meet have the music taste of a 16 year old girl in 2014
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gender affirmingly paying at bill
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Does anyone know what the normies are up to lately? I haven’t been keeping up with them
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Tuna the Goat (Comms Open) 🔜WPAFW @goatuna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don’t Talk To Me Until I Have My Weighted Autism Otter Sticker comm for @shirosiri.us! #furryart
“If you need me I’ll be under the Autism Otter” Shiro the raccoon pinned underneath a massive weighted otter plush
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 25/09/2026
If it happens while I'm in surgery, wake my ass up!
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Parton day!! #DollyPartonDay
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The vet is the strangest of all medical care experiences
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think I’ve decided the lugia is my favorite Pokémon
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