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Robert ;3c

@robcert.bsky.social
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I can’t decide if I want to be an otter or a beaver. Either way, I love fish Really I love my dog: 💚@viridianfantasy.bsky.social💚

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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 4h
Make sure you have the right PPE so you don’t get digital lung
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 9h
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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OTTER @ottertale.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A visit from the park ranger. #wolf #pinemarten
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 5h
Me waiting patiently for the chance to give one of my favorite artists money in exchange for some really good art
And otter looking cute. Probably waiting for treats
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OTTER @ottertale.bsky.social · 19h
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 7h
This is not true. At a Lex Walton concert you will have a 6ft tall trans woman in front of you. And for that you should be thankful
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£ittle Wølf Witçh @littlewolfwitch.bsky.social · 16h
It's never too late until you stop breathing. 🐺💗
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 11h
So untrue it’s believable how
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 20h
bsky.app/profile/robc...
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 21h
I’m so tired of the things I say having meaning
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peej @peej.hahabean.maison · 04/10/2026
Modern day gospel imo
people b saying things so definitively. like man i
think it depends
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also accurate
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Will Snapchat stop defaulting to my face please? I don’t need to see that
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I cry a little every time you vent about people being shitty towards you. Like what’s their problem? Why can’t people just be nice!?
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No it’s very mean
Grindr notification 
Someone
Nice cock?
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is why I don’t profess to be bisexual
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cait ^,..,^ @snuff-stunt-double.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
"With a great moral issue involved, neutrality does not serve righteousness; for to be neutral between right and wrong is to serve wrong" - Theodore Roosevelt This is a post about bisexuals.
Pumpkin' season is here! Fall into a signature latte today
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pee goes directly into toilet without needing to get up.

Luck increased by 20%

INVISIBLE TO WOMEN

Own the house from Beetlejuice

Unlimited Arrows
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🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
gm
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Lotic @lotic-otter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It wouldn't be a proper Otter Game without a fishing minigame! So grab your fishing pole, and-- Or... do that.
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/home/itsoasus @itsoasus.com · 04/10/2026
Inside of you, there are two wolves. Sorry for the transporter malfunction.
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Getting bullied by gay guys for liking baseball the same way straight guys bullied me in highschool for not liking baseball
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Websites matter
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think my answer to “what’s up” could be improved, I’m taking suggestions
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just want whoever is frying my banana to pick a side /j
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I prefer mine homo-fried
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You bring so much joy to my life, despite how little we know eachother
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve been saying this
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#deer 🦌
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Dracula Enthusiast @kmfao.latinsky.app · 03/10/2026
Jeremy culhane as tucker carlson on Saturday night live's weekend update.
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That explains the foot fedish
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think I have to give in and just like tall men already
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
foul balls are a huge concern for major league baseball. fans typically keep the ones they catch, and there's not exactly any good reason to buy a ticket to a baseball game if you have your own baseball at home you can look at anytime you want
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m glad the Yankees are in the post season so we get more shots of crying Yankees fans
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Am I about to root for a Florida team?
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think I’ve made this post before
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good for him. At least he eventually did something worth while with his life
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think I’m gunna have to get big pants
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Almost tripping after sneering at the free bible course feels like a sign
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wish I was a billionaire so I could buy the naming rights of a stadium and call it Jeff or something
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The sexualization of our youth is a shame
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The limit does not exist
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Cartoon Burglar 🔜 Howloween @cartoonburglar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are you saying your dad was a daddy at the time?
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Guy who posts things that really should be searches
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it possible to be a daddy and 25?
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FarmerSaf🇿🇦 @farmersaf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nice and sunny day out to be a dog and drive a tractor. 🚜☀️🐾. Always room for one more on the mudguard☺️💚 🪡 Dragonfruit Creations (Furswag) #fursuitfriday #farming
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have you any idea at all, Steve?
A close-up photograph of a wet river otter staring directly at the camera with a neutral expression.  
Text on image: “Steve will not elaborate” (at top)  
“because he’s not sure what he just said.” (at bottom)
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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me most mornings.
Your day at a glance
Caress yourselt.
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