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Ryan Vance @ryanvance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 18h
the amount of companies you see that just, didn't google anything before launching. brother your company's name is a slur.
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the great genius of the Peacemaker intro is that it satisfies the engrained human urge to watch a bunch of people you recognize do a little dance
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
job interview tip: Bring a rope and subtly imply that you’re not doing so well mentally throughout the discussion
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
dirty alley. a man in front of me, crying. sweat rolls down my neck. my heart is racing, i don't know if the rats is either. i shouldnt be here. i feel a sharp tug under my hat- i scream. it's raw, the power tearing apart my throat. i don't hear the gunshot. the man lies dead. remy's wish, my burden
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Pigeon Religion @pigeonreligion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's meanest, Beware my power: Green Lantern's penis.
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
watching Lanterns and this show is complete bullshit. i literally mailed them the perfect script for a Green Lanterns show. and yes, in my script, they did touch weiners
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MCU-ass politics
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No joke, Moral OCD was ruining my life and making me unbearably despondent, but I've been able to get through it by "Larry Daviding," where any time I do something less than noble, I play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme in my head and accept the comedy of my pettiness.
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Pigeon Religion @pigeonreligion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't die wondering. pour river water into your socks
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
unfortunately posting to advice forums on reddit is part of my process
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Pigeon Religion @pigeonreligion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
taking melatonin then fighting it
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You're like my human cheeseburger
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
doing freak shit to the gun. tongue down the barrel, slurping up from the handle. teasing the trigger.
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
to everyone reaching out to me, thank you for your concern. I am okay. the fisherman released me back into the lake a few moments ago. now I just need time to recover and process, thank you 🙏
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
they took deviant art away from us because it Woke up the Rebellious and Uncouth parts of the mind. now we, docile sheep, beg for the butcher, the meat counter display
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if Jesus came back I would suck him off but just before I would fill my mouth with cyanide so it soaks in and kills him. and because we wouldn’t get married beforehand his dad would have to send him to hell.
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 22/09/2026
INFINITE COFFEE GLITCH: instead of passing your reusable mug to the barista use a PVC elbow attached to 16 feet of pipe
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
tanning chatum too round. not a fan
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ed sheeran breaks down in tears when he realizes that the plasma grenade on his knee cannot be disarmed
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Satchel Charge @satchelcharge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
not your fault. if a baby can’t survive a champagne bottle it would never have survived the real world. blame the parents for making a weak kid
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
being alive right now is so cool. all our food is deadly. we're bombing like fifty different countries for no reason. and you can see what searches ai psyop-bots are using to astroturf social media platforms.
reddit search bar for "hasan". The first auto-suggestion is "hasan -subredit:destine -subreddit:asmongold -subreddit:livestreamfail - subreddit:h3h3productions"
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if women can do anything why didn’t they stop 9/11
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you can give an adult a swirlie btw. nothing stopping you
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the year is 2092. I am an android working in the Terran Fleet under the Fleet Repair Battalion. every morning my human handlers rip my cock off. every night they, mercifully, return it.
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Pigeon Religion @pigeonreligion.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I genuinely start tweaking out when people won't let me pass them on the sidewalk
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Once you start conceding ground to the “protect sports” angle in order to win an election you’re not fighting for anyone’s rights
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
on LinkedIn asking a group of Utah entrepreneurs if they’ve ever seen hole stretched out wide enough it could fit a watermelon
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
making up silly names that seem more like slurs than real slurs ❤️
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Pigeon Religion @pigeonreligion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this Prozac ain't shit
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just found out that ru paul actually did this
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
im sick of paying attention to all these whiny ass nerds about “climate change”. computer, who would win in a fight, you or the bitch ass clipboard boys
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
his aides are doing a vital service. he’s so close to the end that he can hear the words of the damned. if they did not silence him, all of America would be subject to the Infernal tongue, the language of demons, and their souls claimed so to that horrid place.
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
if you were dropped into a random planet fitness in the United States you could accurately determine which state you were in by how many TVs were running Fox news
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
dirty alley. a man in front of me, crying. sweat rolls down my neck. my heart is racing, i don't know if the rats is either. i shouldnt be here. i feel a sharp tug under my hat- i scream. it's raw, the power tearing apart my throat. i don't hear the gunshot. the man lies dead. remy's wish, my burden
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it's so funny that these ai ceos are desperate to start building their offramp before these companies IPO but everything they try to do gets torpedoed by the ai-addled weirdos that allowed them to gain their inordinate wealth in the first place
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
communist milking machine is now pulling out red milk from jordan petersons penis. he has been converted
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Aurora, all too Aurora @auroragirl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
see how easy it is to have a spine
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you ran an AI company and desperately needed to slow your burn rate without signalling to investors that it's time to stop putting in money, especially with a technology that the money people do not understand at all, you'd cook up a narrative that you made something too powerful to rush.
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
we still do not know, scientifically, if the human mind is capable of feeling emotions like lust or fear
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
if any cashiers try to tell you some woke bullshit like “happy charliedays” you need to talk to their manager ASAP because theres only one “charlieday” that actually matters. had to get pulled out of Walgreens today because they refused to say “Merry Kirkmas” even when I explicitly told them to
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
if any cashiers try to tell you some woke bullshit like “happy charliedays” you need to talk to their manager ASAP because theres only one “charlieday” that actually matters. had to get pulled out of Walgreens today because they refused to say “Merry Kirkmas” even when I explicitly told them to
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In addition to the bad framing he also buys into salience by saying “that’s right” when the interviewer says it’s an important issue in Texas. Your opponents are picking on kids, in this case trans kids who are suffering and dying from discrimination. Lead with that or get a new career.
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Ally Roth @alinaisyou.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the thing i wish politicians like talarico would say, especially with this framing is, "trans people in sports are not a big concern for my constituents". because it isn't! stop accepting the framework of bigots it makes you weak!
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the stockings were hung by the chimney with care in hopes that saint podcaster soon would be there miss charlie was nestled all snug in her bed while visions of gang violence danced in her head
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
applied for a job and they immediately sent me a text saying “no thanks”
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
gay fieri
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
please input gender pronouns using the below provided text box
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Saw the words “Tyler Perry’s Diary of Anne Frank” form in my mind and went “No…NO!!” like Harvey Dent trying to banish Two Face.
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