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Robert ;3c

@robcert.bsky.social

128 followers 193 following 2.2K posts

I can’t decide if I want to be an otter or a beaver. Either way, I love fish Really I love my dog: 💚@viridianfantasy.bsky.social💚

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Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Nah I’d say I’m remotely into you

remotely | ra'motle | adverb
1. away from a usual workplace or location, making use of communications technology
2. in the slightest degree
New Oxford American Dictionary

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me waiting patiently for the chance to give one of my favorite artists money in exchange for some really good art

And otter looking cute. Probably waiting for treats

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

No it’s very mean

Grindr notification
Someone
Nice cock?

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Me most mornings.

Your day at a glance
Caress yourselt.

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wait do I have a problem?

Three cans of monster rehab (two unopened) and a can of Bawls energy drink (open). I had the bawls this morning and will drink a monster still today

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is actually my favorite picture of him

Carson Benge getting water poured on him

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Yea but did you hear the drama?

BENGE CHASING HISTORY

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ok I’ll do it.

YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE
Thoughts are hell.
Your head is full of competing voices right now. Stop trying to think your way out. Put your hands on
something real. Move your body. The solution isn't in your brain—it's in your bones.

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is my grid for like the past two weeks

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Woke farming

Trans Brassicas in a document table

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

OK, I’m not sure I needed an app for this one

YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE.
You are not stupid.

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

*squeak!!!!*

Otter with a fish treat

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I knew it!

Your day at a glance.
Your jokes are your form of genius.

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I didn’t know being a furry got me discounts

Save $100 on our robovac for furry homes

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Check out my EP!

Eggplant Parm

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This is why I only argue with nonhuman animals now

YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE
If you want to have less arguing in your life, just stop arguing with people.

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Here’s a little beaver pic for ya ;3c

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Three muppets with the text “I don’t get it”

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Awww he is just like CoffeeCake, shown here caught in the midst of an unknown crime

Flash photo of CoffeeCake stuffie otter

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I must not truely know @snuff-stunt-double.bsky.social

YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE
You're the funniest person you know.

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

So true!!

A picture of Otter Point in Acadia on Apple Maps

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Can someone bring so ice water to this bricked up NJ police officer?

NJ.com Notification

Naked e-bike rider spotted on N.J. trails;
police ask public for help

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

As someone who holds a pen and a plow I can tell you this is not true

YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE
The hand that holds the pen is worth the hand that holds the plow.

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I need this as a motivational poster on the wall in a high school classroom

Tumblr post

airinyourtires
Feb 11, 2024
If you're pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

airinyourtires
Mar 28, 2024
I'm still proud of this post. It's evergreen

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Otter looking a little surprised

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It’s an orange that’s been peeled so the peel looks like a person but it’s still attached to the inside of the orange so it looks like the peel is a person carrying a pealed orange

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Fuck I wish I saved the artist who made this. I think about it regularly.

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Patrick Star raising his hand in the marching band episode with text that says “Is gay boy an gender?”

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I don’t know what you’re talking about

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I didn’t need an app for this one

YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE
Make procrastinating part of your process
The work will get done. It always does. Stop turning normal thinking pauses into moral failures. Your brain needs fallow time. When the moment arrives-and it will
—you'll finish in half the time with twice the quality.

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Basically me every day. Except the fur is a Carhartt long sleeve shirt paired with Carhartt duck pants. And I’m still wet but it sweat not water :3

And otter with a fish and a straw sun hat

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

This is why you look before you sit

A black widow spider in a car seat

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

This reads like the advice a divorced dad gives to a newly wed couple

The side of a Nut Pods bottle that’s reads,
Keep refrigerated
Do not freeze
Shake well
Fresh for 7-10 days after opening
Separation is natural

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

It’s a think of Clove morning @viridianfantasy.bsky.social

Strawberry flavored fig bar

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Any of my straight male friends want to do this with me?

Platonic Male Friendships CAN and
SHOULD look like this

(Two guys kissing in a gym)

Learning that straight male friends can hug, high five and even kiss totally blew my mind. #malelonelinessepidemic

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

If only I had his media clout this could be me. I hope he gets some trade

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Otter got to see otters today :3

River otter looking cute

River otter with a fish snack

River otter playing with snack filled toy

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I bet he does

A still of Zac Thornton (rookie Mets pitcher) that says “Thornton Shoves”

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I have specific experience with setting up irrigation. I’m biased against raised beds unless we are talking about this

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Sending this to all my friends who have a therian partner

Robert ;3c @robcert.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Is this what you’re referring to? It’s a great variety. I haven’t been “blessed” by it though

Johnny’s selected seed catalogue entry for Demeter cucumbers.

It says “ Exclusive! Labor-saving slicer. Less time pruning, more time harvesting! Demeter is an early l, high yielding cucumber with strong disease resistance, good fruit quality, and a unique “low prune” plant habit with reduced suckering.”