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Roanna "Rowan" Floyd (aka Petty Davis)

@roanna.bsky.social
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Litcom writer (Rowan Floyd). Author of TOO MUCH HEAVEN, available for preorder everywhere. Was once called the Dorothy Parker of Austin, TX. They might have been drunk. She/Her but not H.E.R (sadly). Learn more at linktr.ee/rowanfloyd

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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 6h
“I’m really lighting conscious” A REAL THING SAID BY MIKE FUCKING TOMLIN ABOUT MINECRAFT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 6h
It’s now my personal goal to write a story asking every NFL coach if they play video games and what their game of choice is.
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Gus Bova @gusbova.bsky.social · 19h
This may seem very basic, but the @texasobserver.org finally has a separate subscription process for you to buy a gift subscription for someone else! It's still just $5/month. If you already subscribe but want to help more, I think it's one of the best ways: texasobserver.fundjournalism.org/give/
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Hannah Bowman @hannahnpbowman.com · 7h
End the death penalty. End it now. There is no reason for it, never.
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Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 9h
Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND
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jane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 9h
what if the magic was all dianna
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorkin definitely back into blow this is the look of a man who loves the fucking snow
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These men make me feel sick to my stomach. Men like Michael Tracey and the rape-defending scum of the earth on that website need to burn in hell. I just hope she’s safe. Fuck.
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
every administrator involved in this decision should never work in this or any related field ever again (is the extreme-moderate position)
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am an Associate Professor of Writing! If you want students to learn skills like how to use databases, how to identify primary research gathered according to inductive methodology, how to synthesize it in order to determine gaps, how to analyze and evaluate it? You need to fund the humanities!
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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 29/09/2026
If you are a man, and you see another man being appalling to a woman, do at least this. Say to them "Hey, got a minute? I need some help with something." When you get them over to the side, say quietly and firmly "What the hell is wrong with you? Stop it NOW." I've done this and it works.
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Writers, if you are against AI, do not put your writing into ANY tool that is itself AI. Not to check grammar, not to "prove" you wrote it yourself. Everything you give them becomes part of their data, even if it's only to "improve their service" or whatever BS they tell you.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 29/09/2026
Corporate death penalty for these criminal companies.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Before the NCAA capitulated to this nonsense and banned trans women from competing on women's sports teams, the head of the NCAA told a Senate panel that he knew of less than 10 athletes competing in sports in the NCAA. What are we fucking doing here, people. It's a non-issue.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
The trans women in sports panic has got to be one of the GOP's most successful manufactured culture war campaigns. Somehow they got a lot of people who would otherwise say they support trans rights to somehow fear "fairness" in sports. It's a non-issue.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's so crazy how Uncut Gems predicted the Average Guy
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
like, read this story and tell me it's not a Coen Brothers movie - www.texasmonthly.com/true-crime/e.... (Also just a great story; Texas Monthly's crime stuff is exemplary)
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The Problem With Erik: Privilege, Blackmail, and Murder for Hire in Austin
A spoiled heir to an auto-dealership empire responded to a blackmail attempt by ordering two murders. Four years and a jury trial later, what motivated his ruinous decision remains a mystery.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 28/09/2026
Literally this, so much, forever, in so many ways that are hard to articulate and reach facets of life I never imagined.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something we obviously lost in the maybe 80s? A plethora of stage musicals about wandering snake oil salespeople and it’s really showing.
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Cora Neas @corabora.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The courts will never hold OpenAI accountable for its hacking bc good fucking luck trying to explain any of this to a judge
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 27/09/2026
When I was younger and smarter, I was aghast when Apple and Google allowed a Saudi government app which enabled men to track and manage the women under their guardianship. I am no longer surprised.
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 27/09/2026
Apropos of nothing, but I see via LinkedIn that the same people who were my counterparts / antagonists at Meta who were there to pay lip service to ethics while trying to prevent the company being held accountable for genocide are now at the Frontier Labs.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Humanities is "feminine," so those of us who studied it are expected to accept that it's on us to read widely, whereas STEM is "masculinized," which means humanities has to do all that work for them
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Funniest scene in Big Short for me was when Finn Witrock was like "isn't it illegal for people who worked at the banks to then go work for the sec who should be investigating them" and I was like "buddy let me tell you about the press and pol comms teams"
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So I want to talk about something that’s a side piece to the Roko’s Basilisk cult: This concept that “by putting them in proximity to women who like men and aren't scared of men“ If you really like men, then something you want is for them to realize that criticism is a form of care.
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the purpose of SlutCon is to help men who are scared of women to start liking women, by putting them in proximity to women who like men and aren't scared of men
I'm not attending or involved in any way, but this is very aligned to my own mission and I'm rooting for their success
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And the only way for men who have been raised in the worst ditches of the manosphere and the general toxic masculinity to become better is to first teach them that care comes with guardrails and consent, and almost never comes with unbounded, unconditional consent.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just say “groomer school,” this is taking forever
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 27/09/2026
It’s a very minor point amongst the far greater injustices of the situation, but the Cornell case has also just reminded me how much all of society seems to have just accepted the fact that big tech won’t allow people to use the word “rape”. (Or at least people *believe* so — nobody knows!)
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 27/09/2026
"Mitchell Jackson, a spokesman for Mr. Peters, said Mr. Peters had not been arrested."
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Clavicular, ‘Looksmaxxing’ Influencer, Charged With Raping a 17-Year-Old
The influencer, whose real name is Braden Peters, is accused of giving the girl alcohol and having sex with her when she was unable to give consent. One of his lawyers said he was innocent.
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In January, Ramirez introduced a standalone bill to abolish ICE and redirect its funding to safety-net programs that can help people navigate the spiraling affordability crisis. truthout.org/articles/the...
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The Movement to Abolish ICE Is Gaining Momentum
As activists rally around federal legislation to dismantle ICE, Amnesty International joins the call for abolition.
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Ashley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We are stuck in a loop.
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Maria Popova @mariapopova.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thin Slices of Anxiety – an illustrated meditation on what it's like to live enslaved by worry and how to break free www.themarginalian.org/2016/06/23/t...
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Thin Slices of Anxiety: An Illustrated Meditation on What It’s Like to Live Enslaved by Worry and How to Break Free
A guided tour of this pernicious prison of the psyche, honest and assuring in its honesty.
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
I'm so disgusted that these people have made me hate technology.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He’s not joking. It was fucking harrowing
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Asher Elbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't mean what I'm about to say in a sappy way, but a fairly hard-nosed one: natural ecosystems are often remarkably good at recovering from serious local natural disasters *if they are given the chance.*
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Roanna "Rowan" Floyd (aka Petty Davis) @roanna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Classic.
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Roanna "Rowan" Floyd (aka Petty Davis) @roanna.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Y’all. So excited to report that norarobertsauth is now following me on my neglected TikTok. She only has one post but seems really interested in my book. 😂 😆 It reminds me of the time keanureeves947 followed me on Twitter. What a time to be alive.
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Leila's Hilarious Robot Dance in Futurama
Alt: Leila's Hilarious Robot Dance in Futurama. It includes a robot moonwalk.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please try to reclaim your precious precious attention, at all costs. Do puzzles. Take walks without a phone. Dear god, try to read, almost anything that isn’t a manifesto will really do. You are going to need your brain.
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ultimately what is killing higher Ed in the United States is not just hostile politics at the Federal level, but the greed and ineptitude of university leadership.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
somehow @glitterburrito.bsky.social's astrological college football picks are 16-6 on the season so far channel-6.ghost.io/mys-terys-st...
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MYS. TERY'S STAR LOCKS: WEEK 4
Cosmic college football picks, straight from the ultimate authority
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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Grace Pritchard Burson (Schrödinger's Canadian) @gaudynight78.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have been aware of the batshittery of the Free State Movement for a long time, I literally lived in Plymouth during the Grafton bear invasion, but this is a level of ... [terminology that would get me banned] ... that shocks even me.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New Hampshire has an extremist group ^^^ called the free staters. They're recruiting armed fruitcakes from around the country to move there and infiltrating local elections under a libertarian banner but they're far righters who hate taxes. This is why you need to vote in local elections.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Queer communities are actually pretty much the only spaces that still give a fuck about the health of the disabled and chronically ill. They’re certainly the only place I’ve found continuing support (and I’m not even queer!). We should be celebrating and emulating that acceptance.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
YESSSSSS This bot exists for you to tag or reference every time someone defends Newsom and says they’re the great white hope of the Dem party and you want to dispel that.
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Deva Woodly @devawo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Meanwhile the real miraculous future tech is solar & mRNA vaccines: preserving the planet and curing cancer. But we’re supposed to hand everything over to malevolent peeping toms and resource oubliettes for an ill defined ‘pay no attention to the man behind the curtain’ progress. It isn’t rational.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey so uhhhhh that Boston Globe story about the lesbian bar relaxing its covid rules is an *absolute fucking hit piece* targeting the disabled, chronically ill, and covid-conscious and it would be great if folks sharing and joking about it could recognize that framing.
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