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Richie Ryan

@richieryan.bsky.social
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I take pictures of toilets. Occasional writer of scifi and specfic. Voted “Most Unforgettable Boy” in 6th grade. Also I take pictures of toilets. Fuck ICE

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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 3h
Columbus was considered an inhumane bloodthirsty murdered IN HIS TIME If I were Italian I would be offended that he's the guy upheld to represent my people not least because he did all of this shit for money AND he was a shit sailor to boot.
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 4h
Plus a boom operator and a shiny foil holder why not
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 4h
If it helps, horrible people who believe dumb stuff are in fact squares, to use insufficient and ancient lingo.
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 4h
I don't know who needs to hear this but parking apps don't know you're driving a rental unless you tell them otherwise you paid for parking on a car a couple thousand miles away.
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 7h
How funny would it be if it happened then.
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 7h
So like making them in the bathtub, eating them in the bathtub, a bit of yes and yes?
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 9h
Funnily enough that thinking plays a part in The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 9h
*sigh* Ok fine but only if I don’t have to put on pants for this.
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 10h
I remember reading an historian compare the attire the Scots wore in Braveheart to if you made a movie about the American Revolution and the soldiers wore modern business suits put on backwards.
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 18h
Lead Transportation Facilitator for the Conveyance of Cursed Jewelry (3A Oct 3018 - April 3019)
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Anna Megill @annamegill.com · 11/10/2026
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Writer: It's called white space. It's a technique to control the rhythm and pacing of a scene, build tension, allow readers to briefly reflect and process thoughts and emotions, provide a tonal break or moment of
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 19h
Ooh that is a better example
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 19h
*me after counting* Ooo some fancy boy sprung for the extended clip.
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 19h
Maybe that’s how they get off. Who are we to kink shame?
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 20h
Boys like that hate to be surprised by a story because it is lying and they want to be told what they already know so they can believe it.
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 20h
So he’s like if the cast of Leverage could do a Voltron but they got stuck that way
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 20h
*sigh* Do I want to know what SMV is?
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
for real the joke's on them I'm into that shit
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I love how Leia is a bit head-hung like "I mean, yeah...he ain't wrong but
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 11/10/2026
I don’t understand why there are so many people eager to ignore this in order to get the left “onboard” with AI
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We Are Doug Emhoff
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s the weird moment clarity bordering on elegance of “in a short while” that makes it clear he isn’t writing these.
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You Belong to Me and Bobby McGee
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Would you liberty biberty me? I’d liberty biberty me. I’d liberty biberty me so hard.”
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s just the Tighs getting trashed and rage banging.
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This band downstairs is playing Creep 25% too slowly it's creepy and don't tell me that's the name of the song it's supposed to be JAUNTY creepy
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I wasn’t staring at you, I was dissociating in your direction.
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In Savannah for the weekend and while I grew up a bit farther inland I forget how the air just grabs ahold and drags you down down down.
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hey now, keeping the poop deck properly swabbed was vital to protecting the cargo!
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don't have to tell you that, as someone who takes pictures of toilets, I always appreciate a dignified backing of tile.
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So you’re saying I can do up to 30 worse and still not be the worst
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@marcelias.bsky.social posts *constantly* about the various cases his firm has brought against among other things the numerous election fuckeries. Cases they have won.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 09/10/2026
In case you missed it last night: we are seeing reports all over the country of immigration surges and state violence. If you need whistles for your community, we will send you 100-3000 3d printed for free, and we will love doing it. 3dwhistles.com
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My dear boy, they are constantly suing this government.
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ehhhh I hope.
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Aight.
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Another day of playing... WHO'S A SELLOUT
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
they don't have to for it to be intimidation
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Boy has a type
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Heeey that’s the one. Bothsidesing punkass
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Would love to see the numbers on how much Apple costs the economy by changing the snoozing or muting of wake up alarms. I’m betting twelve dollars minimum.
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Aristocrats!
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey Siri which founding father had slaves but didn’t beat or rape them
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t have it ready but Jefferson had a quote that amounted to: “One day the Creator will punish us all for the sins of slavery…
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Aragorn But Notthis Day
ALT: Aragorn But Notthis Day
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*sigh* Do we need to repost his contact info again
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did your cat write this
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s nice to see blowback in districts where they carved through cities to reduce progressive power. They can’t honestly stand for either side of the aisle at that point.
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I remember the fake life hack reels on Facebook where a hand would slowly cover a wall plug with scotch tape and give a thumbs up. People were commenting how dumb it was. I chimed in saying the video has looped five times while I wrote this comment and they have been paid each time.”
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