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Richard Jensen

@richardjensen.bsky.social
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Disabled Anishinabe former writing instructor. Love my cats and peegs and dog. Two adult kids one grandkid. He/Him cis het.

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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 13h
another day at the machine learning factory. everyone keeps asking me if the machine is intelligent. buddy, they won’t even let me fuck it
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Juniper @gravepixie.bsky.social · 7h
‼️RENT IS OVERDUE‼️ ‼️OUT OF PROPANE‼️ ‼️LOW ON FOOD ‼️ $380/$3,320 EVICTION WILL HAPPEN IF I CAN’T PAY TODAY I have a landlord who doesn’t accept late rent anymore. If I pay a day late (the 3rd) it’s a $350 fee and if I surpass that we’ll be evicted. I’m still without a car so we’ll be stranded.
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Mþ. Kestrel 🏳️‍⚧️♿️📚 @kestrelsward.bsky.social · 16h
I cannot think of the word “cat” without this running through my head. It’s been like a decade. Anyway, you’re right and you should say it.
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Dani Vaughn Bea @danivaughnbea.bsky.social · 14h
My boy smushes his sister too 😂
Mabel and Dipper, two white cats, lying on a white and gray blanket. Dipper is smugly smooshing his sister. Mabel is looking irritated and resigned. Since they're both white, it looks like they've transformed into a biblically accurate angel.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 23h
Begging for this to stop being relevant youtu.be/VAbATWsvjTE?...
youtu.be
I'm A United States Governor, and I Don't Understand Why Canadians Have Stopped Visiting Us
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
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Juniper @gravepixie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A SIMPLE REPOST HAS THE POTENTIAL TO KEEP MY KIDS SAFE AND HOUSED. PLEASE DONT IGNORE THIS. PLEASE REPOST MY PINNED POST AND OR DONATE IF YOURE ABLE TO. ALL OF IT ADDS UP!!!
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Juniper @gravepixie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
PLEASE GIVE ME HOPE WE CAN MAKE RENT PLEASE YOUR HELP HELPS 4 KIDS STAY HOUSED. KEEPING THEM SAFE. MY YOUNGEST IS 7. IM TRYING TO KEEP MY KIDS TOGETHER AND WITH ME. IM AFRAID OF MY KIDS ENDURING BEING HOMELESS. IM AFRAID OF MY AUTISTIC KID GETTING MORE AGGRESSIVE FROM A COMPLETE LIFE CHANGE.
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Alexis @offalcute.bsky.social · 23h
N Mpls girl "struck by a car while...delivering invitations for her birthday 11th birthday party. Angel is currently in the pediatric intensive care unit and has multiple surgeries and a long recovery ahead." Let's make sure Angel's mama can focus on her babies during this horrible time.
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Natania Barron ~ Fantasy Author @natania.bsky.social · 20h
Yes, Silas has a bowtie.
A lynx point Siamese on a woven pillow in front of a window on a cat tree. Yes he has a bow tie.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 15h
Me: 🎶I wanna know what love is!🎶 Her: *punches me so fuckin hard in the face
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 22h
The Shark Queen patreon reached 100 followers!!! That means an original art drop this month! Thank you so much for the continued support. May I do the faith in this work justice. 🖤🦈
patreon.com
SE Ransdell — coming soon to a nightmare near you
Get more from SE Ransdell on Patreon. coming soon to a nightmare near you. Support SE Ransdell and get exclusive access to their work.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 02/10/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads

it was like that when we got here.

With a doodle of an elephant
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Brian Uno @brianuno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Our boys
One orange and white Devon Rex cat is sitting on some kind of computer device while meowing. He is sitting near a light. His brother is peeking out from an orange box affixed to the wall.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, colored pencil, a little crayon, and charcoal pencil. 

Our guy pulls up deep in the forest on his 2-speed bike. He’s flanked by tall dark trees and his path is blocked by a massive spider. He lets the Big Fella know it’s on. “Big Fella,” he says. “I fixed my 2-speed. You still wanna race.” Reader, you know Big Fella wants in on that action. Next slide.Against a starry night sky we see silhouettes of Big Fella and our man racing down a hill. It’s unclear in the drawing who will win but Big Fella is likely about to pull away.
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Richard Jensen @richardjensen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stanzi slays. youtube.com/shorts/t-fwk...
youtube.com
What men think a woman president would be like #shorts
YouTube video by Stanzi
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Richard Jensen @richardjensen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’d eat it.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Make it wear a condom.
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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎ @sarahkorse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/sara...
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Unofficial CTV News Mirror @ctvnews-mirror.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brewery fires co-owner after 'Show Me the Evidence' t-shirt sparks backlash on Truth and Reconciliation Day
ctvnews.ca
Sooke brewery owner terminated after ‘Show Me the Evidence’ shirt sparks backlash on Truth and Reconciliation Day
A Sooke brewery has closed temporarily and fired one of its owners after a photograph appearing to show him wearing a “Show Me the Evidence” T-shirt on the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation sparked widespread backlash online.
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
14 years old and sexually assaulting teammates as a hazing ritual but hey, the problem can't possibly be toxic masculinity + entitlement of hockey players.
theglobeandmail.com
Nova Scotia teen pleads guilty to sexual assault in hockey hazing case
Sentencing and the case of a second teen, who has pleaded not guilty, are expected to be heard next year
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Sophia_Nyx 🐰 @sophianyx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Name a film quote you use all the time.
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Richard Jensen @richardjensen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FUCK!
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WhinterQueen @whinterqueen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
october is second pride tim curry just died queers will not abide
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I “got stuck” behind the drawers today. Everyone had to come help me so I felt awkward telling them I wasn’t stuck, I was just being a little shit
an orange cat is being snuggled on a halloween blankie with one paw extended toward the camera. you can tell by his facial expression that he has recently been a little shit causing trouble
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PressProgress @pressprogress.ca · 01/10/2026
A lawsuit, one that's become the largest in Canadian media history, is threatening to silence us and set a chilling precedent for Canadian journalism. We know people want to see our voices erased from the media landscape. But there are so many stories that progressives need to tell.
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Richard Jensen @richardjensen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck I am just in a rage today. Drugs. No phone. No people.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 01/10/2026
while we're all mad about the police waking us up to tell us stuff we don't need to know, it's likely a good time to tell you things they really would prefer you didnt know the number of people shot and killed by the police in the united states is preparing for its yearly cross over 1000
a screenshot from the MPV database that reads 

police have killed 947 people in the US so far in 2026
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let's celebrate some of the Big Winners from the past hour: Max S — $10 win Tina H — $14.37 win Oscar L — $6 win Terry T — $31.29 win Amanda F — $3.17 win Sonia A — $22 win
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Richard Jensen @richardjensen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have not been out of bed more than 10 hours. And I’m going back to bed. With the kitties. Women stay fucking mad. Trans folx stay fucking mad. And cis het dudes like me? Be q real man. You keep failing at stopping rape, harassment and hate. Real men get back up. Get fucking up. Damn failures.
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Brian Uno @brianuno.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was a little too busy when I got home last night. As soon as I finally sat down, this happened.
An orange and white Devon Rex cat is snuggled against one of his guardians. His paws are on her shoulder, and his eyes are half closed.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 01/10/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads

survival is an act of resistance

With a doodle of an elephant against a pride flag
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Brooklyn Rousseau (Spooky 365, not just October) 🎃 @glamgothcollective.mu.social · 01/10/2026
THERE IS NO TRANS DEBATE
THERE ARE TRANS PEOPLE AND THERE ARE FASCISTS WHO WISH TO DOMINATE
AND
ELIMINATE TRANS PEOPLE
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Richard Jensen @richardjensen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾
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Richard Jensen @richardjensen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And to share my last weird thought of the day. I’m going to write the big book of farts. Classify all the farts, all the sounds, lengths, and yes even smells.
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Richard Jensen @richardjensen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have not been out of bed more than 10 hours. And I’m going back to bed. With the kitties. Women stay fucking mad. Trans folx stay fucking mad. And cis het dudes like me? Be q real man. You keep failing at stopping rape, harassment and hate. Real men get back up. Get fucking up. Damn failures.
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Richard Jensen @richardjensen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Aly Michalka in a cat suit. You’ll never forget it.
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Richard Jensen @richardjensen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck yeah! Where?!
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026
one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want.
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Becky @beckymew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We came home from vacation and he was longer than the fridge is wide.
View from above of Stack, a black and white maine coon tuxedo kitten, sprawled across a gray tile floor in front of a white refrigerator. His tail is extremely bushy and he is as long as the fridge is wide.
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Hierophant Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Using genAi to drag up the corpses of actual human actors to make more money off their legacy is also rape culture.
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onekade @onekade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People of Michigan: you know what to do
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Russell Brand can guess the brand of pepper spray by taste
thecut.com
Russell Brand Opened His MAHA Panel With a Consent Joke
Ha.
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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles @toadcialism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I made a beaded lizard! Might turn this lil guy into a necklace 😁
Cream colored beading mat with a green and cream lizard made of four articulated beaded segments with beaded feet and tongue plus a beaded fringe tail
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looking for some extra gambling money? You only need one eye to look at your cards.
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Richard Jensen @richardjensen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pronounced purrpul denni.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 01/10/2026
a thing anyone can do is look up jury nullification
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Richard Jensen @richardjensen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
youtu.be/hLopWusx-ZU?...
youtu.be
Thelonious Monk Epistrophy
YouTube video by ajack2boys
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