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jeph 🍣

@rhythmik.bsky.social
821 followers 623 following 2.6K posts

they/them/elle English/Español あたしは日本語が話せない Magic Arena/Trading Card Game Broadcast Production. One of the Pokemon VGC players of all time Owner of @esportsadm.in [Virginia Beach, VA]

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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 30/09/2026
an AI cannot meaningfully be horny therefore an AI cannot meaningfully make music
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If rapists actually faced consequences for their actions we wouldn’t have nearly as many rapists. In reality many rapists actually benefit from their actions
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A truly heinous man has doxxed the Cornell victim on X and the comments are predictably vile. Based on countless interviews I’ve done with survivors, the trauma they are subjected to for coming forward is oftentimes even worse than the initial trauma they experienced. There is no real justice system
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one of the biggest draws of music is shared experience. the fact that i can make jokes referencing songs or band names or lyrics and people actually understand what the fuck i am talking about or like, going to a concert????
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
was looking at fabrication options through alibaba and this was a message i got from a manufacturer's support after they replied to me. i think they may have sold me actually
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i first learned the joy of a mouthful of bawlz in a lan cafe at 14 years old
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
prerelease lets gooo
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i am so fucking angry right now. it's not the stores fault that they aren't doing anything because it's just an lgs but to cheat so brazenly at a three round event
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we're did it! got the fblthp win
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026
Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i got the sonic pants with the chaos on them
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
using the bank closure to do stuff i never actually finished as a kid. colosseum is officially as close to 100% as i care to get it
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Amanda, Clover Mother @onionbug.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Plane tickets booked. Badge purchased. I'm attending COMMAND FEST DC!! A @clovermtg.bsky.social event is being held on Sunday! Badges available here: www.esportsadm.in/commandfest
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CommandFest Washington, DC | EsportsAdmin
CommandFest Washington, DC brings Commander, featured guests, panels, events, artists, and late-night play to the DC area.
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
these are the stupidest people on the fucking planet and they hold elected office
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
seats for ##aewdynamite are pretty good tonight
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i have been having so much difficulty staying hydrated lately. i just havent wanted water and have been drinking other things instead i switched my bottle from a metal one back to one of the blender bottles for like protein supplements and my brain is like "oh yes nice water"
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Thunder Tiger Gaming @thundertgrgames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Okay I was already looking forward to CommandFest but this is an amazing desk added on :3
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yall we were able to get Wizards to give us two playmat arts for this one! (and each comes in single sided or double sided. i am so stoked commandfe.st
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the new falling in reverse song sounds like a mashup of a falling in reverse song, a slipknot song, and a system of a down song. this is not an endorsement.
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
HE'S STILL ALIVE?
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Celebelian 🦦 @celebelian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Dangerously Fine and Unforgiven @rockthekoopa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sources tell me jace is stable Please god
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i will never forget the horror that happened one year ago. i didn't know at the time looking back at it just makes me sick after seeing say anything perform is a real boy, my wife posted about it and max bemis followed her on instagram
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
would be cool if there was like one dude in reality fracture who's echoverse version is exactly the same person. they meet each other during the dimensional merge and are just like the spiderman meme or make out or something idk i am not a writer
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JoCat 🔜 Spokane Ren Faire @jocat.net · 09/09/2026
Samus viciously choking/absorbing something while staring angrily through her cracked helmet is the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life
Screenshot of the scene described from the newest metroid ravenous trailer
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/09/2026
as a fish and chips enjoyer i'm prepared to declare this a curing polio level scientific breakthrough
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
edge of eternity is rly sick but "The Echoverse" as a name has some real "Universe B" vibes and just like the universe we are living in irl, it's bold to assume that we are currently in Universe A
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
luckily I'm pretty sure this is the story where jace learns too much, goes insane and his head explodes so we won't have to see him anymore
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I Me Mine-lo @hawgle.bird.gay · 08/09/2026
idk why people are ripping on the new style i think it looks great
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Skybilz @skybilz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Friendly reminder that while the OoT remake is exciting to not forget to make sure you are registered to vote (and actually vote at midterms) - especially in the US. There is too much at stake- more than I’d like to admit.
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sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Super Mario Toy: Mario Without His Cap
Alt: Super Mario Toy: Mario Without His Cap
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
going to the poropalooza pax after party tonight
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
its sunday and i still have another day here
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
come back from work at pax and turn on the tv to see the episode of tna impact where hulk and bischoff come back to announce dixie carter is new president and we get matchbox 20 frontman aj styles the world has smiled on me today
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
my brother's band opened for drew gooden's band tonight and that is so fucking cool
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
trying something new
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
guy in front of me left his seat over half an hour ago. dead?
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
took a long time to process my payment and don't see a charge on my credit card. looking forward to getting fucked on this one
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bluesky is like a rehab clinic for people whose time on twitter poisoned our brains so our automatic reflex when we see something upsetting is to repost & inflict it on as many ppl as possible but we're surrounded by guys who don't even want to come off the stuff. Still doing it. Passing it round.
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i am so excited for reality fracture
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Working through my fundraiser paintings and the request here was “paint my two dogs looking happy sitting behind Ben Roethlisberger after he threw an interception”
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ユゥ🐣 @yuxugo8.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
me: okay and if you punch that wall right there there's actually a hidden 1-up bet you didn't know that haha the caveman I found and unfroze for fun: crork think about change pronoun
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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
upgraded to delta one on the flight to pokemon worlds!
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