iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

he has spent his entire life trying to get nyc to love him. he is the most insecure person on the planet.

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

it's so you can pee and poop at the same time

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

this is awesome. i think a good offshoot of it if your infrastructure handles it is "build a deck from cards i own"

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

it's raining and the squirrels are using their tails as umbrellas

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i was going to reply about how many labels you have them i forgot and cscrolled and saw this poste

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

the only change i would make would be to make her username four years younger

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

this is genuinely terrifying

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

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　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 30/09/2026

an AI cannot meaningfully be horny therefore an AI cannot meaningfully make music

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i just listened to krewella at the gym and that was enough for me

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If rapists actually faced consequences for their actions we wouldn’t have nearly as many rapists. In reality many rapists actually benefit from their actions

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A truly heinous man has doxxed the Cornell victim on X and the comments are predictably vile. Based on countless interviews I’ve done with survivors, the trauma they are subjected to for coming forward is oftentimes even worse than the initial trauma they experienced. There is no real justice system

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

one of the biggest draws of music is shared experience. the fact that i can make jokes referencing songs or band names or lyrics and people actually understand what the fuck i am talking about or like, going to a concert????

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

basically the entire game

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

was looking at fabrication options through alibaba and this was a message i got from a manufacturer's support after they replied to me. i think they may have sold me actually

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i first learned the joy of a mouthful of bawlz in a lan cafe at 14 years old

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

why does he look like he saw me from across the bar

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i loved watching him tell people to pretend he's on the ballot. he really believes this shit

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i am so fucking angry right now. it's not the stores fault that they aren't doing anything because it's just an lgs but to cheat so brazenly at a three round event

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

we're did it! got the fblthp win

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i kinda liked dark brandon and wish he was real

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i think about chording for this during the declare blockers step

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

conservatives don't have good jokes

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

what's wrong babe you barely touched your feet root

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

gonna start bringing iced coffee to interviews that i am conducting (i don't drink coffee)

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

a lot of people seem to think coming out or transitioning fixes all of your problems when it actually just gives you the tools to work on them

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

there was a nascar race at the beginning of bideb's term where everyone kept chanting "fuck joe biden." during an interview with driver brandon brown, the interviewer mentioned that the crowd was saying "let's go brandon"

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm just glad he chose birds to be government drones

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

very annoting that they use chat gpt but if the utm is chatgpt then they at least checked the bots cited sources. unfortunately some people use ai as a glorified google search, which is probably because google has basically become an aib search tool

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

yeah the final survivors of mirrodin escaped? remained? on zhalfir after it swapped places with new phyrexia

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

he wasn't corrupted by oil so he wouldn't do it for weird experiments. there are tons of reasons he could have still done it. maybe he was obsessed with saving life as the protector?

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

also maybe i want qla game i can play for six hours and never touch again? my backlog is huge

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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026

Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

this card is unreal. one of the strongest limited cards ever printed

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i miss when this website was 90% trans people and only trans people knew that

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i got the sonic pants with the chaos on them

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

god these games suck so bad after 25 years of game development

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

using the bank closure to do stuff i never actually finished as a kid. colosseum is officially as close to 100% as i care to get it

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

ham is made from beans and clawf stcks are made from shed shells, not meat. the foods that come from pokemon are typically harvested naturally, not killing the pokemon. like how slowpoke tails just naturally fall off and regrow.

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

pulling the ref is at least a good way to recover

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