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Rhapsodize Eclectically

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Ben Affleck's Holden McNeil goatee‘s the answer but I'm not sure what the question is. Politics. Humor. Great at @ replies, not great at regular posts.

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Looking to start a music festival called Morrisfest. We'll have it in Morris (IL), Morris (MN), and Morristown (NJ) and will have acts like Morrissey, Alanis Morisette, Van Morrison, Maren Morris, Morris Day and the Time, Gary Morris, and Boyz II Men (2 of them are brothers Nathan and Wanya Morris).
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Completely made up conspiracy theory of the day: John Lennon ordered a hit on himself committed by Mark David Chapman, in order to not have to spend a second Christmas listening to McCartney's horror of a song Wonderful Christmastime.
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The equivalent of "Son of Sam says trying to capture serial killers won't help New Yorkers feel safe."
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I just saw a Batman logo Thin Blue Line shirt and I'm having trouble counting all the different ways this bothers me.
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
holy shit lmao they did it Southampton kicked out of the playoff final for spying
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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
as per EFL: "Southampton has a right to appeal the Commission’s decision in accordance with EFL Regulations and the parties are working to try and resolve any appeal on Wednesday 20 May. Subject to the outcome, it could result in a further change to Saturday’s fixture."
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Louisiana's primary is May 16th. States who have already had primaries do not have time to do this for 2028.
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Greatest line of the day, from the judge dismissing Kash Patel's defamation lawsuit against Figliuzzi (not The Atlantic). "When taken in context, [Figliuzzi's comment] cannot have been perceived by a person of ordinary intelligence as stating actual facts about Patel."
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Can I donate to The Atlantic legal fund to help facilitate and expedite the discovery and depositions for this Kash Patel lawsuit?
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
If the opposite is Pro is Con, then the opposite of Congress is Progress.
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
With today's El Paso's news, I can't decide if Bryan Bedford's decision is an example of extreme incompetence, or an example of something in the vein of malicious compliance when faced with extreme incompetence (from the DoD).
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The lesser known song, called Lady Marmalead, asks "Voulez-vous faire la plomberie avec moi?"
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
This is so not important compared to the pressing issues, but can anyone explain why @reuters.com would have put her marital status in the subheadline?
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Orcade Fire.
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Josh Goldstein @joshisimmigration.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
One of the biggest moments of my career: USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
If you want to read the laughable failure of LLMs today, moving from strawberry to cranberry was hilarious. Check out the next post in the quoted thread also.
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Soy Boy @soyboy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I beg of you: please read the plot summary of this film en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Luc...
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The Luck of the Irish (2001 film) - Wikipedia
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I appreciate the "women don't like the vehicle" quote becoming a meme. But nothing beats "So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is." and the editor note that follows about the guy's January 6th involvement.
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Worthwhile thread.
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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
First he incites his followers to hang Mike Pence and then he places a tariff on couches? Man this guy hates his vice presidents.
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I don't like living in a country where people assassinate people based on their politics. I don't like living in a country where gun violence is an expectation, not a remote worry. I personally don't like jokes about this stuff, or schadenfreude posts, but I don't judge those who do too much.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Without comment:
Oct 12, 2022 - Screen grab of a tweet from Jason Campbell:

Still from the Charlie Kirk show Charlie speaking. Underneath the quote from Charlie reads a quote from Charlie’s broadcast that day:

“I can’t stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage.”
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
The chances of Musk achieving this are the same of the chances of him sending a manned mission to Mars by 2024. www.nbcnews.com/business/aut...
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
It's because the first rule of Foot Club is you don't talk about Foot Club.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Cost of Trump's D.C. Occupation: $1.1M per day. Cost to operate public housing for D.C.'s entire homeless population: $169,226 per day. It's not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities.
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
The Dems aren't interested in finding someone who isn't deeply tied to global finance capital because the Dems are deeply tied to global finance capital. The best we can hope for is Dem voters make their voices heard during primaries, and the DNC won't completely ignore primary results.
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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
DATE: So what do you do? ME: I race cars. HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races? ME: No, the cars are much faster.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Besides the obvious inequity and human rights issues... I just can't understand why people want to open the door to the government regulating decisions between patients and doctors when doctors are following the (practically) consensus medical opinion.
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
🧵 This is a perfect example of how disordered discourse reshapes democratic politics, not by policy failure, but by the performative targeting of identity. Let’s unpack what’s happening.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
President Trump was up at 1:30am rage tweeting about Bruce Springsteen, Beyoncé, Bono, and Oprah Winfrey, raising serious concerns about Biden's mental state during his last year in office.
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 14/05/2025
Rare for a public poll, we did a survey experiment to test whether priming respondents about the deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia impacts support for Trump's broader immigration agenda. It does. Support for blanket deportations fell 20 points after hearing about Garcia's case.
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Zuck: The average American has three friends.
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Ezra Levin ❌👑 @ezralevin.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
What could Schumer do? Here's what I'd do: Get every Dem in front of the Capitol today and say this: "Every single one of us will vote for a clean one-month funding bill right now. What we will not do is cave to Republican threats to shut down the government unless we give a blank check to Musk."
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Peter Baker @peterbakernyt.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Musk claims Social Security is a "gigantic magnet to attract illegal immigrants." In fact, immigrants here illegally do not collect Social Security. But they pay $25.7 billion a year into it, a recent study found, so these undocumented workers are actually subsidizing Americans.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 06/03/2025
It really is so similar to the way that antis try to ask pro-abortion advocates about abortions on the margin. They always want to talk about later abortions or abortions that are really just palliative care because those are the margins.
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
roses are red violets are blue if you ignore the first line this is a haiku
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/02/2025
How ppl still don't understand "meeting expectations" is wild to me. If your town has a serial killer & the police aren't doing enough to stop it, do you yell at the serial killer? No! The serial killer is doing what you expect him to do; the police are not meeting your expectations to stop him.
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Is it just me, or is the fact that this social media website is one word and not two, make me want to constantly pronounce it BLUE-ski like it's a Polish last name?
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Maybe it's just me, but I think most people's reactions to the UHC killer are projections. People who hate our healthcare system think it was understandable, even justified. People who want to be on the opposite side of those people on completely different issues want to admonish their condoning.
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Police knocking out Waluigi, before eventual invesitgation finds that Luigi was actually the evil one of the twins.
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a cartoon of a man holding a picture frame with the word shadafugup on the bottom right corner
Alt: a cartoon of a man holding a picture frame with the word shadafugup on the bottom right corner
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Rhapsodize Eclectically @rhapeclect.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
If you care about trans rights and the "journalism" of Jesse Singal, you should read this. It's long, but well written and well documented. And unlike the obvious bad actors in the mass media coverage, Singal gets a pass from some major media when he's as illegitimate as any of them.
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