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Rethgaal

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Commander Riker, There has been a security breach in our computer system. Your search history is being broadcast to the entire crew. Worf
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Shut up!
"GE warns its toaster may grow human arms and shoot you with a gun" Ok that sounds like their fault. They should do something about that
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Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
what the fuck is happening fgjkfsdhg
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And there it is. 🔥
Comment on Reddit: AI is here so the wealthy can feel talented, while making it impossible for the talented to become wealthy.
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I also would love for the Light Temple to be real. But let's be real: all the chatter is some real "push the truck with Strength" energy
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BOO-rian Danger Art @bdangart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BULBAWEEN! 🎃💜 #art #pokemon #bulbasaur #フシギダネ
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Jeremy Herbert @ddayfilms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Skywalker Saga will continue until morale improves.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
en.wikipedia.org
Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We should start calling these Cronenburgers
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Your annual reminder of what REALLY happened: Donald Trump went on WWOR Radio on 9/11/01--yes, that very day--to say that with the collapse of the Twin Towers, he now had the tallest building in New York. Which was a good preview of things to come, in that it was both disgusting and a lie.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/09/2026
[Top: 1990s Sailor Moon's Usagi holding a floppy disk.]
"I'll just warn you now. I don't know how to use a computer."

[Bottom: 2014 Sailor Moon Crystal's Usagi typing on a laptop.]
"I should tell you, I still don't know how to use a computer."

bitchesaloud on tumblr: "it's been 20 years for fuck sake Usagi get your shit together"
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 06/09/2026
‘THE MUPPET SHOW’ has just won 4 Emmys. • Best Variety Special • Best Writing for a Variety Special • Best Editing • Best Production Design
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 27/08/2026
i’m gonna call it lake mexico and the gulf of ontario. i don’t give a shit
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.zip · 22/08/2026
Mitch has been missing in action for 69 days now.
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South Park Character Says 'Nice.'
ALT: South Park Character Says 'Nice.'
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
There, that settles everything i think
Potato dish alignment chart
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ned and Betty are absolutely *insufferable* for the entirety of Spiderman: Far From Home. And I am 100000% here for it
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👻 Crujería 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Caked up ALF from behind in denim shorts and milhouse in the corner with caption “Remember Alf? He’s back in PAWG form!”
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
As a former anorexic who very nearly died from it, anyone extolling the virtues of not eating for 7 days deserves things that articulating would get me banned
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Laura Mabingi (Laz) @midearthling.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Manga page from "Way of the House Husband" (i think?). A guy is literally blasting other guys away with the revelation that he's never used chatgpt in his life. (The original page he said smoking)
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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Marcy Gall @marcygall.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
And so it shall be forever henceforth.
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
the “porque no los dos?” girl
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 06/07/2026
why are people only ever described as "no-nonsense", what if you're a nonsense person, what then
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Hey? Fuck dishes.
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Aang and Kyioshi's relationship in a nutshell: Aang: I need advice Kyoshi: I advise you stop being a little bitch
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
All crew, Do not use reply-all to say you wish to unsubscribe. This email chain should never have been sent to Enterprise-All. Worf
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
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Trains Trams Tracks @trainstramstracks.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
“Not all of us want new cars. Some of us want trains and buses that come every 5 minutes.” - @myvoicemychoice.bsky.social
MY VOICE MY CHOICE
Not all of us want new cars. Some of us want trains and buses that come every 5 minutes.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DY7laNIgcJ8/
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rhymeandpunishment.bsky.social @rhymeandpunishment.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Garden let loose with a jeer, A boo you could hear from the rear. But he waved from his seat— "What a welcome! So sweet! I'm certain that's mostly a cheer." 🏀 Home-Court Disadvantage — the news, in five lines.
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 03/06/2026
A reminder of Joshi's Workslop Postulate
JOSHI'S WORKSLOP POSTULATE
"l use Al all the time
but I always check
the outputs"
Daniel / David / James / Andrew / Robert etc
Either
LYING
Ridden with heaps
of catastrophic
errors
Definitely quicker
than doing actual
work I guess
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Or
FOOLISH
Checked and
corrected every single
error manually
Took longer to correct
errors than just doing
the work 101
"Always check the outputs for errors" = "please re
information pollution rather than plastic pollu
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Picture of Brian with the text:
"You wore that same shirt yesterday"
Guess what bitch
There's this thing called an air fryer
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
in holodeck zelda are you supposed to smash all the pots
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Power Rangers: Berry Blast Is this anything? 🤔
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Me: This D&D kickstarter looks cool, but I don't need any more 5e stuff D&D kickstarter: One of our rewards is enamel pins Me: ....god dammit <looks for wallet>
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
So it turns out if you go cybernetic in Stellaris, then there's a risk that your species will invent the War Thunder forums.
event pop up:

in an appalling display of foolishness, a naval cadet has leaked classified information. A dedicated fan of networked combat simulators, the cadet got into an argument with other players about the angular velocity of the turrets on our destroyers.

to bolster their position, the cadet uploaded several classified blueprints of our ships, documents which quickly spread across the galactic network. Although the culprit has been dealt with, voices on the Council are calling for a wholesale ban on online gaming as a result of this incident.
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It’s extremely funny for a guy who starred in a show where Greece looks like your friend’s backyard to say this
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Me and a bear walk into a bar. Bartender: What's your story? Me: Now Bear with me. We stare at each other for a moment. Bartender: What's with the pause? Bear: Oh, I was born with them.
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Z. BoogeyMann Zilla, Semi-Pro Ghoulball @pandangit.com · 11/05/2026
Enjoy my art.
A sketch of Jon Bon Jovi with Kazooie coming out of a backpack he's wearing.
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I bring a certain amount of "Ansible is kinda bad, actually" to IT that most teams don't seem to appreciate
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Say Mistage ʕ•ᴥ•ʔノ☆ @sayomgwtf.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Khajiit has wares if you have coin
Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
All crew, We are planning a sneak attack on an illegal Romulan shipyard at 0900 hours tomorrow. DO NOT POST THIS ON SOCIAL MEDIA. Worf
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