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Rethgaal

@rethgaal.bsky.social
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Commander Riker, There has been a security breach in our computer system. Your search history is being broadcast to the entire crew. Worf
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Shut up!
"GE warns its toaster may grow human arms and shoot you with a gun" Ok that sounds like their fault. They should do something about that
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Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
what the fuck is happening fgjkfsdhg
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ha! I love it
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Instant noodles, with a fried egg
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กินมาม่า อร่อย
Alt: Kirby slurping instant noodles
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like.....Neelix if he were human? 😉
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And there it is. 🔥
Comment on Reddit: AI is here so the wealthy can feel talented, while making it impossible for the talented to become wealthy.
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I also would love for the Light Temple to be real. But let's be real: all the chatter is some real "push the truck with Strength" energy
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BOO-rian Danger Art @bdangart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BULBAWEEN! 🎃💜 #art #pokemon #bulbasaur #フシギダネ
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Jeremy Herbert @ddayfilms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Skywalker Saga will continue until morale improves.
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For me it's: Claw: Comprende?! Gadget: Yeah. I comprende Claw, visibly exhausted: "Comprendo!" You comprenDO! Get this idiot out of my sight before he butchers *another* language
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm getting a pretty clear "I definitely own this place" vibe from him
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
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Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Where the goths roam wild and free, training everyday to sack Rome!
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hamilton?! Have you no mercy? 😭
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ketchup!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We should start calling these Cronenburgers
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Your annual reminder of what REALLY happened: Donald Trump went on WWOR Radio on 9/11/01--yes, that very day--to say that with the collapse of the Twin Towers, he now had the tallest building in New York. Which was a good preview of things to come, in that it was both disgusting and a lie.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/09/2026
[Top: 1990s Sailor Moon's Usagi holding a floppy disk.]
"I'll just warn you now. I don't know how to use a computer."

[Bottom: 2014 Sailor Moon Crystal's Usagi typing on a laptop.]
"I should tell you, I still don't know how to use a computer."

bitchesaloud on tumblr: "it's been 20 years for fuck sake Usagi get your shit together"
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 06/09/2026
‘THE MUPPET SHOW’ has just won 4 Emmys. • Best Variety Special • Best Writing for a Variety Special • Best Editing • Best Production Design
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 27/08/2026
i’m gonna call it lake mexico and the gulf of ontario. i don’t give a shit
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
¿Por que no los dos?
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ohhhhhh, Scalzi with the tiger tail deep cut! ❤️
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.zip · 22/08/2026
Mitch has been missing in action for 69 days now.
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South Park Character Says 'Nice.'
ALT: South Park Character Says 'Nice.'
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Thanks
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
There, that settles everything i think
Potato dish alignment chart
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
....ok, that was supposed to be "Singularity" but Imma leave it
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So many negatives, it achieves Songularity
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ned and Betty are absolutely *insufferable* for the entirety of Spiderman: Far From Home. And I am 100000% here for it
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Nature is healing?
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👻 Crujería 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Caked up ALF from behind in denim shorts and milhouse in the corner with caption “Remember Alf? He’s back in PAWG form!”
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Cause his helmet's on the inside! :D
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Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
As a former anorexic who very nearly died from it, anyone extolling the virtues of not eating for 7 days deserves things that articulating would get me banned
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ketchup what now? O_o
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If work would give me a DVORAK board and guarantee that every system I log into is set to use that layout, I would consider it! I am shackled to QWERTY by the inertia of generations of my sysadmin forebears 😭
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Laura Mabingi (Laz) @midearthling.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Manga page from "Way of the House Husband" (i think?). A guy is literally blasting other guys away with the revelation that he's never used chatgpt in his life. (The original page he said smoking)
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
...dammit!
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Wait, who was that fourth one? I don't recall a fourth possibility
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Some *gauntlets* even look like firearms!" Exsqueeze me? O_o And also: sike! This four-way story we spent all this time talking about? That's not *the real* story!
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
17/10, would pet until the heat death of the universe
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Rethgaal @rethgaal.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Hook It
Alt: Barney Gumble screaming for Duff Beer to be given to him intravenously
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