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Shy. Perpetually single cat dad. Sober since 7/4/2018. I work in IT, and am also a giant nerd. Gay. Some NFSW stuff is gonna show up on here from time to time. I made a tool that posts store updates for Ubiquiti, on Bsky and at stock.eat.toys

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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William B Hell @wbhwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Always happy to see someone pepper their AI hatred with as much swearing as I do. Cheers, and fuck the labor theft machine!
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 13h
The irreconcilable differences of Corey Lewandowski’s dick.
nytimes.com
Kristi Noem Files for Divorce After 34 Years of Marriage (Gift Article)
Ms. Noem, a former homeland security secretary and governor of South Dakota, filed court papers there seeking to end her marriage to Bryon Noem, an insurance salesman.
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 16h
Agreed.
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 17h
"One in four cat parents (25%) would stop dating someone their cat disliked." frankly i'm surprised it is that low
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22h
Going to the deli without my glasses, seeing “100 mg” on the can and playing a game called “modest energy drink or weed drink that will fucking kill me”
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 07/05/2026
America already has a high-speed rail it's called your mom
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026
Goddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste...
Tumblr post from user dungeonmastersconsortium: dungeonmasterscons...

Saw a comment that Elizabeth Holmes looks like a mouse wished to be able to commit wire fraud and now I can't unsee it

With a still of Elizabeth Holmes from the documentary
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 02/10/2026
I spent a summer in Mohegan as a child. A beautiful place.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 01/10/2026
Anyone else read this and see Pervertron 3000? Just me? Ok then.
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friendOWO🏳️‍⚧️ || BE A BASTARD @friend0w0.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Michael Tracey giving 38 a bad name by making it look like your “late 30’s” are your new “dead in your apartment consumed by your cats”
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 29/09/2026
Having to go through the metal detector a second time because you forgot about all the cock rings in your pockets.
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 29/09/2026
And in case you were wondering, the tripod was used exclusively to hold my travel router in the optimal position, you fucking pervs.
A UniFi Travel Router - Long Range. The “Long Range” means it no longer sucks and is a pretty useful device.

It bridged my devices at the hotel with my home network for six days without a hiccup.
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 29/09/2026
HOW COULD I WRITE ALL THAT WITHOUT THE FUCKING PHOTO THAT STARTED IT ALL
Buttplugs and stuff.
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 29/09/2026
Good evening Bluesky! When stuffing the tripod bag full of buttplugs, should I also leave an “I’m sorry” note in the even a poor TSA guy has to check it? Tripod bag is going inside a suitcase that will be a checked bag, but I kinda feel bad about stuff like this? Cause it’s been places.,like butts.
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 29/09/2026
Do we get to know who was the cause of the beastiality modification to the FBI’s hiring clause?
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 28/09/2026
Just saw a guy with a tramp stamp that said “FINISH HIM” in the Mortal Konbat font and I have ideas.
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 26/09/2026
This is actally the second message this guy sent me. The first message I asked him what the experience was and he never responded, so I deleted it. Then he came back for more. And then blocked me. #GrindrOfFolsom #FolsomStreetFair #PoorLifeChoices

Him: Hi
Him: Wanna feel a unique experience?

Me: What does that mean?
Me: Cause it can be taken a bunch of ways. Like if you want to put me on stage and film it and have a bunch of guys watch me getting fucked by a bunch of other guys, I would be interested in that.
Me: However if you want to leave me in a bathtub full of ice and missing a kidney I have concerns
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Westmoreland, Aubrey F. @spacedeer.gay · 25/09/2026
theylor swift...
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 25/09/2026
iCloud Hide My Email just generated "3_genders" as my fake address Hmm
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 25/09/2026
So I’m in San Francisco this week. A guy in my hotel (ai think) messages me on Grindr: “Want to feel a unique experience?” “…uhhh what would that be?” Then crickets. If I say yes I am going to wake up in a bathtub filled with ice and missing a kidney, right?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trucker at the bar last night told me his gas costs have gone up bc of the war. Tariffs have depressed freight loads. Worse, AI trucking may replace his job. I told him "Trump has a poll on whether we should rename AI to Superior Intelligence." He said "Sir, thank you Trump Sir" and burst out crying
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 21/09/2026
Ok I guess those are for the black UNAS-4. There is no “last in stock” or “out of stock for x days x hours” which the bot does when it’s been just released for sale.
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Notebook/Yoyo🔞 @notebookpleb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wow, they somehow made an uglier tesla with less space, amazing.
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 21/09/2026
Black, eh? One slots on my UNAS Pro-8 are hidden behind silver doors, and I think they fit flush with the (white) Cloud Gateways. Are these for the black UNAS-4? Or something else…hmm!
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 20/09/2026
Oh god I just saw one in the wild in Atlanta, GA. It’s even uglier in person! Texas plates. THIS ONE HAD A STEERING WHEEL! @theautopian.bsky.social So this is what happens when your drug addicted CEO thinks he is cool and smart, and is unable to be deposed.
A Tesla Cybercab from the rear. It does, indeed, look like poop from a butt. Like why the fuck does this exist?A Tesla Cybercab from the side. Why are they all babyshit gold?
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
was not prepared for karl rove's trump impersonation
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's actually pretty good! Hope he dies
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dr. hazel 🕸️ @hazelmonforton.com · 18/09/2026
Steinbeck, John. (1939.) The Grapes of Wrath.
Twitter user Alyssa Sabo.

If I had huge knockers like like Sidney sweeten I’d actually be breastfeeding the hungry, not freaking posing nude for sports commercials. Jeez.
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 18/09/2026
I’m going to San Francisco next Wednesday through the following Tuesday. I’m going by myself which I never do, but it’ll be fun. I just wish I wasn’t so shy. Anyone have suggestions on what to do?
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 15/09/2026
i'm looking at plane tickets currently and i gotta say it feels just a little bit bad to know that the prices are currently 2x what they otherwise would be because our rapist pedophile president decided to murder and maim tens of thousands of people but hey at least they got to make epic meme videos
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 13/09/2026
Next time I get a pair of kittens I’m naming them Miss Kitten and The Hacker.
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 12/09/2026
For the past 20+ years my sense of humor has been almost completely “how dare you not consider the role of butts in this otherwise measured critique or argument about technology” and it fuckin rules
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 12/09/2026
ok but as the producer of ai suckoff apis, i must point out that if we do not slow down the suck, in 6-12 months ai may be able to suck off the whole internet
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
get that dick king
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
if i'm banned from the bathroom don't come crying to me when you find the piss drawer
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/09/2026
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tilly Norwood has been found unresponsive in a hotel room in an apparent attempt at autoerotic asphyxiation. Police have ruled the fatality “death by misadventure”
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 07/09/2026
A nice thing about conservative men is they think retinol is for queers so between that and their political psychosis they all age like opened cartons of milk abandoned on a sidewalk on a hot summer day.
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 07/09/2026
sometimes i doubt your commitment to buttplug motion bsky38.com
26 votes. How are people gonna know about buttplugs with 26 votes.

But thanks to the 26 voters.
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bel @steelybel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
when u see claude on the github repo
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 07/09/2026
@davewagner.bsky.social I want to register 38blueskycats.com. I feel like you would be in the top 3.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/08/2026
🎵Jerkin’ 9 to 5 🎵What a way to get my rocks off 🎵I feel so alive 🎵When I Magic Wand my box off 🎵And I don’t regret 🎵All those hours I spend goonin’ 🎵Stroke that kitty like I’m 🎵On a zoo date with Tom Noonan!
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
understandable
Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 06/09/2026
Never leave a pet in the car, but this is also objectively hilarious.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i know but linux hasnt forced a chatbot onto my OS yet and the slop code can still be independently checked by anyone so its the lesser slop. or greater. whichever implies it's the highest quality of all the sloptions
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
girl stop typing and hit him with your car
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 06/09/2026
Sushi does this too!
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 05/09/2026
I am being told I may have created the torment nexus from the book “don’t create another somethingawful”
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