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@responsibly.gay
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Shy. Perpetually single cat dad. Sober since 7/4/2018. I work in IT, and am also a giant nerd. Gay. Some NFSW stuff is gonna show up on here from time to time. I made a tool that posts store updates for Ubiquiti, on Bsky and at stock.eat.toys

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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 2h
At that price, I may not even care if my TV listens to me!
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 3h
Whaaaaaaa why did they do this??
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 9h
I wish I had not laughed so hard at this
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 14h
Shit you just reminded me I need to take compliance training. Goddammit.
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Jordan Carlson @jordantcarlson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This one is pretty recent but it’s up there:
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I do this shit for free and my reward is a perpetual headache
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 05/10/2026
You mean they’re not good forever like expired antibiotics?
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 04/10/2026
A melted smart outlet.
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 04/10/2026
This makes me feel like I’m on good hands, though I also throw in Defender for Endpoint P2 and Defender for Servers P1/P2.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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William B Hell @wbhwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Always happy to see someone pepper their AI hatred with as much swearing as I do. Cheers, and fuck the labor theft machine!
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 03/10/2026
The irreconcilable differences of Corey Lewandowski’s dick.
nytimes.com
Kristi Noem Files for Divorce After 34 Years of Marriage (Gift Article)
Ms. Noem, a former homeland security secretary and governor of South Dakota, filed court papers there seeking to end her marriage to Bryon Noem, an insurance salesman.
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 03/10/2026
Agreed.
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"One in four cat parents (25%) would stop dating someone their cat disliked." frankly i'm surprised it is that low
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going to the deli without my glasses, seeing “100 mg” on the can and playing a game called “modest energy drink or weed drink that will fucking kill me”
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 02/10/2026
I mean only if trying to get in for free. YOLO!
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 02/10/2026
Maybe like…delete the posts about fucking your car? Or not!
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 07/05/2026
America already has a high-speed rail it's called your mom
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026
Goddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste...
Tumblr post from user dungeonmastersconsortium: dungeonmasterscons...

Saw a comment that Elizabeth Holmes looks like a mouse wished to be able to commit wire fraud and now I can't unsee it

With a still of Elizabeth Holmes from the documentary
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 02/10/2026
I spent a summer in Mohegan as a child. A beautiful place.
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 01/10/2026
Let he who hast not…
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 01/10/2026
Anyone else read this and see Pervertron 3000? Just me? Ok then.
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 29/09/2026
I mean it’s SFO that is not even in the top 0.01% of weirdest things they will see today.
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 29/09/2026
Having to go through the metal detector a second time because you forgot about all the cock rings in your pockets.
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 29/09/2026
And in case you were wondering, the tripod was used exclusively to hold my travel router in the optimal position, you fucking pervs.
A UniFi Travel Router - Long Range. The “Long Range” means it no longer sucks and is a pretty useful device.

It bridged my devices at the hotel with my home network for six days without a hiccup.
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 29/09/2026
And once again, here is the photo because I’m a fucking idiot.
I like butt stuff and I cannot lie.
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 29/09/2026
HOW COULD I WRITE ALL THAT WITHOUT THE FUCKING PHOTO THAT STARTED IT ALL
Buttplugs and stuff.
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 29/09/2026
I do not think that word means what you think it means. Anyway, BUTTPLUGS!
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 29/09/2026
So yeah should I put a “sorry this has been up various butts, I hope you used gloves, this was hastily packed at 4am, and here is a $5 gift card to Chilis” note in this checked bag?
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 29/09/2026
Note, I did NOT have sympathy for the guy who had to check the 25U four post rack I packed into three FedEx tubes stuck together and sent through the Sky Harbor baggage check. Mainly cause that had not been in my ass, and it was pretty clear what was being sent on an X-Ray, and it wa:‘packed well.
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 29/09/2026
Good evening Bluesky! When stuffing the tripod bag full of buttplugs, should I also leave an “I’m sorry” note in the even a poor TSA guy has to check it? Tripod bag is going inside a suitcase that will be a checked bag, but I kinda feel bad about stuff like this? Cause it’s been places.,like butts.
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 29/09/2026
Do we get to know who was the cause of the beastiality modification to the FBI’s hiring clause?
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 28/09/2026
Just saw a guy with a tramp stamp that said “FINISH HIM” in the Mortal Konbat font and I have ideas.
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 26/09/2026
This is actally the second message this guy sent me. The first message I asked him what the experience was and he never responded, so I deleted it. Then he came back for more. And then blocked me. #GrindrOfFolsom #FolsomStreetFair #PoorLifeChoices

Him: Hi
Him: Wanna feel a unique experience?

Me: What does that mean?
Me: Cause it can be taken a bunch of ways. Like if you want to put me on stage and film it and have a bunch of guys watch me getting fucked by a bunch of other guys, I would be interested in that.
Me: However if you want to leave me in a bathtub full of ice and missing a kidney I have concerns
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Westmoreland, Aubrey F. @spacedeer.gay · 25/09/2026
theylor swift...
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 25/09/2026
iCloud Hide My Email just generated "3_genders" as my fake address Hmm
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 25/09/2026
So I’m in San Francisco this week. A guy in my hotel (ai think) messages me on Grindr: “Want to feel a unique experience?” “…uhhh what would that be?” Then crickets. If I say yes I am going to wake up in a bathtub filled with ice and missing a kidney, right?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trucker at the bar last night told me his gas costs have gone up bc of the war. Tariffs have depressed freight loads. Worse, AI trucking may replace his job. I told him "Trump has a poll on whether we should rename AI to Superior Intelligence." He said "Sir, thank you Trump Sir" and burst out crying
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 21/09/2026
Ok I guess those are for the black UNAS-4. There is no “last in stock” or “out of stock for x days x hours” which the bot does when it’s been just released for sale.
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Notebook/Yoyo🔞 @notebookpleb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wow, they somehow made an uglier tesla with less space, amazing.
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 21/09/2026
I’m in Atlanta so I thought I would be insulated from these for a while (this one had Texas manufacturer plates) but nope.
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 21/09/2026
Black, eh? One slots on my UNAS Pro-8 are hidden behind silver doors, and I think they fit flush with the (white) Cloud Gateways. Are these for the black UNAS-4? Or something else…hmm!
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 21/09/2026
The p*do-cars of Twitter: Sorry, if I had to look at it then so do you.
A Tesla Cybercab. Ever needed to take a taxi and wanted it to only seat two people with no room for luggage? Yeah, neither has anyone else.A Tesla Cybercab. Struggling to think of a reason this thing should exist and drawing a blank.
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 20/09/2026
Oh god I just saw one in the wild in Atlanta, GA. It’s even uglier in person! Texas plates. THIS ONE HAD A STEERING WHEEL! @theautopian.bsky.social So this is what happens when your drug addicted CEO thinks he is cool and smart, and is unable to be deposed.
A Tesla Cybercab from the rear. It does, indeed, look like poop from a butt. Like why the fuck does this exist?A Tesla Cybercab from the side. Why are they all babyshit gold?
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
was not prepared for karl rove's trump impersonation
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's actually pretty good! Hope he dies
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 19/09/2026
(the ride is our entire fucking timeline)
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Responsible User 🌈 @responsibly.gay · 19/09/2026
I saw this and WHY IS THIS HERE I WANT OFD OF THIS RIDE
The Ford App showing a blue vehicle’s charging status, and an AI button at the top with the word “DUMB” hand drawn under it.
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