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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 6m
sorry for reinforcing stereotypes
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 7m
didnt really get that most american chocolate is weak until i visited england where i couldnt eat an 8 pack of fun size kit kats without feeling ill
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 9m
checked the mail this afternoon which is good because someone sent me a bunch of chocolate !!!!!!!
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 8h
kid's doing a fundraiser for their scout troop so, for this week's ✨Shameless Self Promotion Saturday✨, we'll also be promoting their usually hidden shop-within-a-shop any donations added to transactions including their designs, or notated direct donations, will be diverted to their efforts
artbymox.shop
by E | artbymox
We try to make cool things. We are sometimes successful.
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 30m
lol
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 36m
youre so needed babe youre required as fuck
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yvette @yvessomnium.bsky.social · 11h
yeowchh
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 18h
candy is probably less sour than it was when i was a kid which is sad but makes sense given that the 2000s were a wild wasteland of flavor technology and we got a little irresponsible with it. one serving of a candy should probably not be able to give you a chemical burn
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
also, god i hate how disingenuous the image for the story is. 13 year olds, famous for their dyed hair and nose piercings. the guy featured is in his 20's at the time.
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 9h
What a spectacular blue autumn sky for my floaters to swim in
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 2h
i broke it
witchsky app settings. showing that it has decided my custom phrase is postes with four e's
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 2h
i am posteign from witchsky
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 2h
this shawl is coming along nicely. its bigger than this now. im gonna run out of the pink so im switching to dark purple for a thick end bit. in a while
a triangular crochet piece in a dusty pink color. it has delicate rectangular holes in a boxy pattern
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spacecowboy @spacecowboy17.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Beta-testing two variants of For You: ☀️ For You - hides all posts that have adult content labels 🌙 For You - shows only posts with adult labels It is a very simple filter on top of your regular For You.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
when a bird gets in your house through the chimney it must seem like a portal to another dimension. it's Sliders for them basically. if that bird understood english you would have a frame of reference through which you could explain to it what Sliders is about
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
old-timey prospector walks into a bar. bartender says, "you find what you're looking for out there". prospector says, "nope. but I reckon I'll find it in here". bartender pours him a whiskey. this is their little ritual. how they prove that, after all these years, they are friends. their hands touch
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 7h
that was a different election and a different hitler lol
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 7h
hitler mussolini simeon flores won’t see your posts making fun of his name but all your friends who are also named hitler mussolini will
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Cthulhootie & the Blowfish @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 7h
there was a rental car company called Rent a Wreck and their slogan was “Don’t let the name fool you!” and I always wondered why they just didn’t change their name. anyway this is the political equivalent of that
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 6h
“Leftwing Hitler” living in my head rent free
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 4h
we're dogsitting for my moms friend and her dog is sooooo annyoing
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 6h
my nurse was so disappointed whne i said id already gotten a flu vaccine at walgreens. apparently he had been on a roll with getting people to get one. i should have jsut gotten another one
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 6h
i feel like i got my flu shot crazy early. i got it like end of september ? mid august??? that feels so early. is flu season expanding???
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
While we are here, please make sure you are UP TO DATE ON YOUR VACCINES. If you don’t know what you may need see here: • www.scientificamerican.com/article/see-...
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
PLEASE make sure you are protected and get your MMR vaccines. This SHOULD NOT be happening. Measles is ENTIRELY PREVENTABLE.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Vaccination remains THE key intervention against severe disease, hospitalization, and death. Make sure you are protected and wear a mask. 🧪🧵⬇️
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 10h
critical support for hitler mussolini
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emily s. @emily.news · 09/10/2026
post. not too much. mostly jokes.
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Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 6h
mike and ike's sours have a surprising level of baseline sour, real vintage shit
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 6h
save it for 3+ servings
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 7h
this box of crackers is pulling a "longtime friends" im so mad
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happy brickentimes day @bigblocks.bsky.social · 14h
in 2002 my lil bro got an ulcer in his cheek from eating too many warheads
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SEM @thesem.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tumblr post exchange
the-sacred-now: For a moment I was like "oh god what if Miss Piggy dies next?" and then I remembered
nightmare-from-heaven:  that she's immortal?
the-sacred-now: that she's immortal.
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 18h
candy is probably less sour than it was when i was a kid which is sad but makes sense given that the 2000s were a wild wasteland of flavor technology and we got a little irresponsible with it. one serving of a candy should probably not be able to give you a chemical burn
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 22h
silent sisters
two cantilevered office buildings of glass facing each other under dark sky. on opposite sides of the frame, one lies in darkness while the other is a bright beacon.
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 22h
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 22h
thought i scratched my phone screen but actually there was jsut a small bit of gunk stuck on it. phew
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🍅🥔🫐🌽 hoopy frood 🌶️ 🥑🍫🌵 @huwupy.kawaii.social · 22h
Of all the things to not be AI
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happy brickentimes day @bigblocks.bsky.social · 23h
it sounds like the fast talk at the end of a pharmaceutical commercial dropped a blues album
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 23h
Something that I really long to return, for no other reason than imagined nostalgia, is the medium budget broadcast TV miniseries.
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Watching Salem's Lot since it's on Criterion Channel. Being a small town priest in a horror movie has to feel like getting called up to play varsity.
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Luna (they/she) @lunalapine.com · 23h
Does anyone in the Denver area (pickup only, can't ship it or drive) want an adjustable backdrop frame, a black/white and greenscreen/bluescreen reversible backdrop, and a set of 3 studio lights? Extremely lightly used, fantastic entry level setup. $0, let me support an aspiring artist.
An adjustable backdrop frame with a reversible black/white backdrop clipped to it, and three umbrella lights. There are some other boxes and non-photography equipment in the photo unrelated to the announcement.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hello. Would you like to play a game?
El Jefe the lovely tricolor kitten sitting in a board game box that is just the right size for him
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 23h
People before I quit my job to do nothing: you're going to get bored pretty quick doing nothing Me now a month in: I wonder if there's something like muscle confusion but for smoking weed if I switch strains
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 23h
all the press secretaries so far that i remember have looked so similar
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/10/2024
it’s funny to imagine getting all the major halloween monsters stoned, dracula going “I vant to smoke some veed,” etc
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Pnut Man @pnutman.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
Good morning to everyone who used this before
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you (Nelson voice) "Ha ha!" *point* into the abyss long enough, the abyss (Nelson voice) "Ha ha!" *points* back into you.
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