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Reese Rivers

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renowned birdo expert and virtual boy apologist (they/them)

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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Heads-up for fellow CRPG dungeon crawler fans as one to avoid: this one is made by ban-evading neo-nazis.
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🔞🏳️‍⚧️ Eleanoir Nevermore!! 🧪🩸 @cutestanomaly.ca · 22/09/2026
Hey I think it should be said with the next round of "Discord age verification" scares and panic coming around Do NOT drop everything and run to a website you heard about 30 min ago and had not looked into at all The amount of vibe coded slop preying upon people's worry is alarming
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vurrsys 🔞 @vurrsys.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i hate that alt text has become a "meme". i hate that alt text accessibility has become a thing for ableds to circlejerk about. accessibility is just a fucking punchline that they can use on the poor whiny disableds who talk back too much
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sky :3 @dootsky.re · 23/09/2026
I made a new blogpost! It's about safety & privacy with Discord's age verification, alongside its history and false claims people have made about it
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Reese Rivers @reeserivers.org · 21/09/2026
scott the woz references it so often on his second channel that it makes me wonder if warner bros is paying him off
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Nora | CEO of Mega Evolution 👾 @norainthefuture.tv · 19/09/2026
please share this & make sure it’s the only attention logan paul & modretro get tomorrow.
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Reese Rivers @reeserivers.org · 19/09/2026
happy "international talk like a pirate day". here are some fun phrases to use for the occasion: 🏴‍☠️ "better renew my vpn" 🏴‍☠️ "vimm's lair should have it" 🏴‍☠️ "this camrip sucks ass" 🏴‍☠️ "i have vitamin C deficiency"
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marcos! @bigsealmode.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
People need to grasp that yes, while Bruce Straley did co-direct stuff like The Last of Us and Uncharted 2 & 4, he hasn't worked at Naughty Dog since 2017, and his big reasons for leaving were burnout, and wanting to experiment more in game dev. He realized where the AAA industry was going.
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daftpatience 🦗🐜🐛 @daftpatience.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
had to do it !
a drawing of roadrunner and wile e. coyote. Roadrunner has popped up behind wile E and surprised him a little - he crinkles up his blueprint. you can peek a little of what was on it (scribbled hearts).
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EvanSKVRL @evanskvrl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Important information for Wile E. Coyote & Road Runner shippers:
A photo of Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner nose-to-nose. Caption reads: "I don't know where the post is in question now since I saw it years ago, but to whoever did the post noting that greater roadrunner males do courtship races and then basically said 'which could mean nothing' with this picture of Wile E and Roadrunner...

... I hope you enjoyed Coyote vs Acme."Top caption: "It's actually even better than that"

There is a screenshot of a Wikipedia article that reads: "Until a mate is found, greater roadrunners typically live a solitary life. They are monogamous, forming long-term pair bonds. Breeding season begins from mid-March to early September. Courtship behaviors between greater roadrunners are a lengthy process including a combination of chasing, tail wagging, play-fighting, and acoustic signals."

The bottom caption reads: "No wonder he missed Wile E, they're practically engaged by roadrunner standards."A screenshot of a Google summary of roadrunner courtship rituals. Two sections are circled with arrows pointing to screenshots of Wile E. and Road Runner.

The first is "Food offerings" and points to an image of Road Runner in front of a pile of bird seed set out by Wile E. Coyote.

The second is "Foot chases" and points to an image of Wile E. chasing Road Runner, who is looking back at him with a smile.

A bottom caption reads: "Found it on Twitter but yeah, for someone so smart, Wile has no idea he proposed and Roadie said yes."
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Kala Paint @kalapaint.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Kala Paint is out! I'm @olawson.bsky.social , professional artist for 15 years, then game dev, now wrote the painting software I wish I'd been using all this time. GPU-run creamy brushes, no subscription, no gen AI crap, hand-coded with ideas from artists in our Discord, and more added weekly!
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney argues banning Twitter over its ability to AI-generate pornographic images of minors is just 'gatekeepers' attempting to 'censor all of their political opponents'
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Reese Rivers @reeserivers.org · 13/09/2026
these developers need to stop shoehorning real world garbage into their games. video games are supposed to be an ESCAPE from reality. gamers shouldn't have to put up with there being thunderstorms in star fox adventures
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Reese Rivers @reeserivers.org · 13/09/2026
if you've already got NSO+expansion, i 100% recommend copping at least the cardboard version while the sale's on. it's worth it for wario land/zero racers/dragon hopper alone (galactic pinball is fun too)
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Reese Rivers @reeserivers.org · 13/09/2026
if you've already got NSO+expansion, i 100% recommend copping at least the cardboard version while the sale's on. it's worth it for wario land/zero racers/dragon hopper alone (galactic pinball is fun too)
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Reese Rivers @reeserivers.org · 10/09/2026
was not expecting to wake up to a Switch 2 Mii QR code update but wouldjalookit that. now i can share these goof ass deltarune miis that i made years ago
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Reese Rivers @reeserivers.org · 10/09/2026
was not expecting to wake up to a Switch 2 Mii QR code update but wouldjalookit that. now i can share these goof ass deltarune miis that i made years ago
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Bondforged Villo🌟 @villomaru.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i don't care how you feel about the ocarina remake art style, do NOT call it AI-generated. you are shitting on the work of real human artists.
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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 06/09/2026
Bad Vibes Coding Taking a short break from being spitting mad about AI, to just being sad about how it never needed to be like this
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Bad Vibes Coding
Taking a short break from being spitting mad about AI, to just being sad about how it never needed to be like this
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✨Kirm✨ @antonballdeluxe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
people are still pearl clutching over folks 'harassing' the paint.net dev as if he didn't make his bed. why are people suddenly okay with claude now. i'm perfectly content with simply using an older version of a freeware program but seeing people scream to stop being mean to the claude user..?
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Jess 🌺ΘΔ& @cyansorcery.com · 02/09/2026
🐭sad to announce that not only has the paint dot net guy decided to go all in on AI coding, he's also decided to block anyone and everyone (including us) who's even *mildly* negative in his replies about it. I guess instead of listening to fellow programmers he's sided with the slop machine
screenshot of our post: all of this work to reimplement all kinds of stuff so that it could run poorly in WINE instead of like, trying to get claude to convert it to running natively on Linux. not even the fact it's "I asked the computer to do it for me" but an ineffective use of AI at thata screenshot showing that the paint dot net guy is blocking us on bluesky
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Reese Rivers @reeserivers.org · 02/09/2026
i saw a mario party screenshot of bowser saying "yes, yes" to wario while demanding coins and that made my brain do things
Four-panel Animal Crossing comic.
Panel 1: Tom Nook is sat at the resident services counter on the phone, saying: "Yes, yes... I AM calling about your loan. As you know—"
Panel 2: Scene is zoomed out, and Isabelle is holding a stack of papers while looking back at Tom, who continues: "It's been 2 years since the last payment. I hate to be pushy, but even my patience has its limits... Mr. Wario."
Panel 3: Tom is taken aback as a voice shouts from the phone: "Pfftbbhbt! Like YOU would ever do anything about it, you teddy bear—so get stuffed! Wa-ha-ha-ha-haaah!!"
Panel 4: Tom is sat at the back desk on his laptop, with Isabelle asking: "What are you doing now?" He responds, "Googling how to evict someone. I've never tried it before."
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Reese Rivers @reeserivers.org · 02/09/2026
The main menu of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, hovering over the Multiplayer option. The selection for number of players goes from 2 players to 13 players, and is going off the screen
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Reese Rivers @reeserivers.org · 31/08/2026
Heading reads "Know Your Box Art", with four different illustrations of game boxes for the fake game "Glummus & the Hordy-Shordy" on the fake console "Earlis Sofdock", published by the fake company "Boodle Interactive".

North American: A small green creature with bulbous eyes and short legs stands in front of a starburst and stripe patterns, its teeth and gums bared. A review excerpt reads: "You can make do. Game Talker, six out of ten".

Japanese: The same creature is now overlooking a field, its now-cute face turned to the viewer. Checkered platforms and purple enemy characters can be seen in the distance. The localised title reads "Grummus of the Grassland: Journey to the Endpoint" in Japanese.

European: A crude CGI rendering of the creature within an abstract checker-patterned area. The game's title is rendered in German, with the tagline: "He's on the move... God help us!"

Ghanaian: A busy scene featuring an anthropomorphised, muscular version of the creature dual-wielding guns, flanked by a blue female equivalent striking a seductive pose. Depicted in the background are more checkered platforms and a castle, an airplane, a vicious dog, and the green creature stabbing an anthropomorphised purple enemy character.
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Ossilia Flawol - The Portal Lore Master @ossyflawol.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
alive & kicking is out valve hit it with one final troll by breaking the store page due to some caching issues - so theres no visible download buttons. workarounds exist (like doing a direct install link or wishlisting and clicking the button there) regardless. its here. the og p1 remake.
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Reese Rivers @reeserivers.org · 22/08/2026
anicotti is a very underrated villager. my all-time favourite
Portrait-style coloured sketch of an anthropomorphised Anicotti, a mouse villager from Animal Crossing with green fur and brown hair. She is waving to the viewer, and is wearing a colourful striped sweater with a small trans flag lapel pin. A Windows XP-style pop-up in the corner reads: "Beautiful Italian rodent women in YOUR area!! Click here."
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StopSkeletonsFromFighting @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
10 years ago this piece would’ve been about “walking simulators” and it would’ve been wrong. 20 years ago, it would’ve been about The Sims and it would’ve been wrong then too.
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Transgender
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〚Ẋ〛 @projectendo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Don't be mean to people who just like Harry Potter" I will be. That conversation started and ended ten years ago. It no longer holds up to scrutiny. Over the span of a whole Decade, you were unwilling to resolve your dependence on an IP which solely acts as the bankrolling of a genocidal Nazi party
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Puppy killer: "I guess there are some puppies I won't kill." Headline: "PUPPY KILLER ISSUES AMAZING STATEMENT IN SUPPORT OF PUPPIES." News story: "Although it is still bad that he kills puppies...." Internet dullards: "This story is fair and well-told. This is what journalism should be."
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Reese Rivers @reeserivers.org · 22/08/2026
anicotti is a very underrated villager. my all-time favourite
Portrait-style coloured sketch of an anthropomorphised Anicotti, a mouse villager from Animal Crossing with green fur and brown hair. She is waving to the viewer, and is wearing a colourful striped sweater with a small trans flag lapel pin. A Windows XP-style pop-up in the corner reads: "Beautiful Italian rodent women in YOUR area!! Click here."
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Cmonstermack &
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Little known fact about the general from the general car insurance is that he once slapped around a soldier suffering from ptsd, called him a coward and sent him to the front. No amount of savings can make up for that imo

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Do You know when? Which year?
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It was during wartime.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"you have to admit, AI is useful for--" no i don't. no one needs to hold the devil's pitchfork and think of what it could poke
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Reese Rivers @reeserivers.org · 20/08/2026
super mario run to the polls
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frog @ read BtG @frogletcomics.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
italian-americans please stand for our lord and savior
Columbo and dog
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megadrivers @megadrivers.coolpics.biz · 13/08/2026
bro please just watch my video about the m64 I promise this one is the good one bro please I really need your engagement on this dude bro I'm gonna play an old game nobody has ever heard of (conkers bad fur day) bro please stop telling people I support war crimes I just report the news bro it's ok
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jb @jbc.lol · 11/08/2026
PLEASE FUCKING LABEL YOUR NSFW IMAGES. PLEASE. BLUESKY PEOPLE. PLEASE.
bluesky post composer with the labels button circled and arrows pointing at itadd a content warning dialog with all the options in the adult content section circled and arrow pointing, with text "choose one"
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Reese Rivers @reeserivers.org · 12/08/2026
looking forward to playing mario sunshine tonight. can't wait to give this game a fourth chance ❤️🙏
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ecco @daiwascarlet.horse · 11/08/2026
I still don't even know whose idiot take kicked off adblocker talk lately but anyone who refuses to acknowledge that advertisers fired the first shot and deserve nothing but contempt is compromised
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Dr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Speaking of Dobby, I often think about how people who haven’t read those books would be surprised to learn just how many pages are devoted to defending slave labour
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I've never touched google gemini or whatever, but this was turned on. myactivity.google.com/product/gemini turn that shit off
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Reese Rivers @reeserivers.org · 05/08/2026
dorin doodles
Various black-and-white sketches of Dorin, the dragon prince from and protagonist of Dragon Hopper: one of him standing which has some light shading, some smaller ones of him running, leaning into the camera and laying on the ground with his tongue out, and one with him sitting on Wario's head, who is looking up and seems annoyed at Dorin wearing his explorer hat.
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Brenden @bro3256.com · 04/08/2026
Happy unreleased Virtual Boy games day.
Dragon Hopper title screen.Zero Racers title screen.
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StopSkeletonsFromFighting @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
There are several choice screen grabs from that video but that’s definitely the most unintentional hilarious
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Reese Rivers @reeserivers.org · 03/08/2026
less than 24 hours to go til the hottest game releases of 2026 -- year of the virtual boy, baby!!!
Photo of a Switch 2 screen showing a grid of Virtual Boy games, among them the new Zero Racers and Dragon Hopper. There's also V-Tetris in the corner but it has "not this one" scrawled over it because it's not relevant
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Poppy! (4 COMM SLOTS OPEN) @seabunnypoppy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A Shy Guy and the only red Snifit in Mario 2 riding on two colts.
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Reese Rivers @reeserivers.org · 31/07/2026
You guys know you don't have to quote-post every shitty AI Charlie Brown picture you see right
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 30/07/2026
there's plenty of restaurants in this town, but the owner of the sandwich shop downtown hates me, says he's gonna kill me, and has a sign up on the wall saying that 5 cents out of every sandwich order will go towards buying bullets to shoot me with.
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 28/07/2026
modretro is funded by weapon and defense technology money. modretro ceo palmer luckey is the ceo of anduril. dont give the anduril ceo's passion project money.
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