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Barbatos Slim

@waffle1439.bsky.social
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I got a Bachelor's in Graphic Design to make shitposts | Karate Bugman Enjoyer | Watch Shin Kamen Rider | Currently translating Brave Universe Sworgrader

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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 3h
I've known Joker Flight for barely ten missions but if anything happens to them I'm killing everyone in Sotoa and flying into their stupid battleship
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 5h
in a socialist utopia it would be kamen rider our-th
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe if they didn't post a new fucking trailer every three days they'd have time to notice this shit lmao
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Evangelion title card style image

"Final Fantasy XIV: Ghosts of Desire"
"You don't pay my sub"
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remember that Popeye is amphibious
Tweet from Popeye!

"I ain't use pronouns on account o' all me nouns are amateurs!"
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hop on peak
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We already had a solution for if you wanted to draw a hot mean girl with light hair from a story in a long running franchise about an unrealistic high school and her name was Secelia Dote
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You know how Japan's economy has never truly recovered from the real estate bubble? yeah
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Between Tokon and Ace Combat both having major performance issues due to overly invasive and resource intensive anti-cheat software, I'm so glad the XIV team's official stance towards modding is
emoji with its eyes closed and a blank expression

"i pretend i do not see it"
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's extremely funny that in the umamusu movie, tachyon is dedicating herself to discovering what lies beyond the limits of physical possibility, but in cingray, they just pop their ults on a regular basis and Do That
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The first names of the Boomboom family are references to Andre 3000, but their last name is a reference to a Big Boi song curious
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the thing about rem is that his voice actor has pitch perfectly replicated the experience of "one-off Rugrats character"
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oc drawings
Drawing of Lina Lombardi, a green-haired woman in a green and gold flight suit holding a helmet
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ace combat is fuckin back baby
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm sure this'll work out as fine as the last WB buyout. No, the one before that. No, the one before that. No, the one before that.
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are there even six women in this movie to throw off a cliff
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hop on peak
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
no like legitimately what the fuck happened
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Switch 1 box art was so fucking good, what the hell happened
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't do this to me I can't hope anymore
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
inside you there are two wolves
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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</3 @evangelinemorgan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GEMINIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
After watching 0 mecha anime: Gurren Lagann fuckin rules After watching 10 mecha anime: Gurren Lagann is pretty derivative of a lot of the classics, it's not really that impressive After watching 100 mecha anime: Gurren Lagann fuckin rules
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
have you ever wondered what the kid from stuart little's dick looks like? wonder no more
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This might be Pattinson's shot at Oscar gold
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hop on peak
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
episode ten shut the fuck up oh my god
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i need ace combat to be out NOW the children yearn for the skies
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Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 26/09/2026
Lots of shocking things happening in Gurran Lagann, but one of the big ones is that Rossiu is that one guy from Space Mutiny
Rossiu after the timeskip. He's in a fashy-coded white uniform with a high collar, his long dark hair is pulled back in a ponytail, with one long strand over his face.Chief Engineer MacPherson from Space Mutiny (1988). He's in a fashy-coded white uniform with a high collar, his long dark hair is slicked back, with one long strand over his face
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
thinking about wishbone reminded me of when i plotted out a whole grail war on twitter a couple years ago
A chart with different incarnations of Wishbone as Servant classes from Fate/Stay Night

Saber: Wishbone as D'Artagnan from The Three Musketeers
Archer: Wishbone as Robin Hood
Rider: Wishbone as Odysseus
Caster: Wishbone as The Sorceror's Apprentice
Lancer: Wishbone as Sun Wukong
Berserker: Wishbone as Hercules
Assassin: Wishbone as Dr. Jekyll
Ruler: Wishbone as Sherlock Holmes
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Doing dirty talk but with Cyberpunk slang You like that shit, don't you, choomba?
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Staring into the middle distance
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's extremely funny that this is actually one of the most important lines in Persona 5 and is entirely in response to another line, but a character mentioned a food so we gotta make it their personality
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
so like when is sam going to fucking jail
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally getting to watch SBR
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The New York Times TV show list doesn't even have Kamen Rider W so who gives a shit
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
steel ball run tomorrow for real it's finally here it's been 14 years
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The best Sonic game in a decade
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hundreds of Beavers
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
coming to the terrible realization that denshattack is basically the ideal form of a sonic game
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm so mad
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A second package
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Getlucky12341 @getlucky12341.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This actually works out great, now only Microsoft is allowed to inject ads in their games, but Microsoft doesn't make games anymore so nobody will use this technology
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i know the scalper posts are very funny but i just don't know that the posts where people are saying "I'm going to pivot to reselling power tools" or "i have been a supporter of this brand for 8 months" are... real??? they seem to be hitting too many joke points
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Packidge
A box from Amazon
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Daily Hex Maniac @dailyhexmaniac.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gex Maniac 🦎 #dailyhexmaniac #hexmaniac #pokemon #fanart
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Barbatos Slim @waffle1439.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
guess what i just diiiiiiiiiid
Aidvantage email confirming that I have paid the full amount of my student loans, with my name and confirmation number censored
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