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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo

@redjolt.bsky.social
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 26m
“I’ll train a voice model I can’t read to my child I’m too busy working towards being the biggest fucking loser the world has ever known.”
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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 1h
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Me: Icanjust play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voic e.
Me:| can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 29m
I’ve just had the most wonderful interaction. Someone was telling me about a medication he’s supposed to take but keeps forgetting. Me: “they’re not for your memory, are they?” Him: “I can’t remember.”
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 1h
It’s lovely and cold out. I’ve been for a short walk to see the new grain intake and I wore my new jacket and it was just a lovely experience.
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Jack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Moe teaching funk dancing for self defence

'Say you need some clout but can't post'Just hit the TL with one of these (beans on toast)
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 2h
This is exactly why the autovon priority phone calling system should be commercially and socially available! FLASH OVERRIDE, I HAVE FALLEN OFF MY BIKE!
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 3h
americans on bluesky: britains invaded the world for spices and don't use any lol lmao americans on social media when nobody else is looking: i do not own any salt or pepper
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 2h
Colleague just messaged me, he's working on some code and spotted who'd first written it. v1.00 05 OCT 92 luke        Created Thirty four years ago almost to the day. I suppose credit card refunds don't change that much but, still, I'm pleased it's soldiering on.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 3h
Ned Flanders speaking to some cop. He says “no, Noby Dick”The cop replies “my mistake”
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
That painting of Horus and the emperor of mankind and his dead mate I don’t know his name anyway the heads have been swapped and now the emperor is sonic the hedgehog, Horus is Doctor Robotnik and the dead lad is Miles “Tails” Prower
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 13h
SPECTACULAR NEWS
My Chinese handheld games console which, I’m delighted to learn, came preloaded with the game “Hotdog Storm”, a scrolling shoot-em-up game that may or may not involve literal hot dogs.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 13h
Then I support it, uncritical comradely support ✊🫡
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 14h
This feels like a form of revolution, of casting off shackles
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 14h
A 3D printed miniature toilet sitting atop a Bluetooth speaker
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 17h
Cowboy bebop screenshot. An annoyed and exhausted looking guy says “man, why does everything?”
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 18h
We’re letting Maggie make her early enquiries about using the potty and to help her get comfortable with it, and to celebrate finally having dug the 3D printer out of a pile of crap that’s been there pretty much since Christmas, I am printing her a little model toilet.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 18h
I’d get reporting that
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The older and deeper into parenthood I get, the more I begin to understand what probably happened to all of my beloved toys that flashed and played horrible electronic renditions of Christmas songs and the like.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 20h
I’ve just found him again:
A familiar puppet from Gerry Anderson shows, this time appearing as an astronaut in Joe 90’s second episode
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 20h
Goddamn
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Visit Wakefield @visitwakefield.bsky.social · 21h
We were warning about AI taking over the world before it was cool.
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Danny Noble @mundymorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Found this ol Dog Story gathering dust in a desktop file. So might as well post it here. You're welcome?
"In the middle of a perfectly good dream about squirrels" begins the fast asleep small floppy dog, dreaming of squirrels
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 22h
He’s personally responsible for the deaths of Captain Tom and Elizabeth ii.
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A vast and trunkless cunt
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It probably sounds really good on an organ
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A project spearheaded by the mechanically reanimated spirit of Albert Speer, presumably.
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Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have created the sneering visage upon a trunk and two vast legs in the desert from the poem "dont build a vast statue with a sneering visage as a testament to man's hubris"
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not intentionally certainly!
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“There are numbers next to this cell that you’ve FORGOTTEN about, FORGOTTEN to include in the formula!” “That’s the year.”
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I fucking hate excel. “I’ve found an error!” No, you’ve /perceived/ an error, incorrectly.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My place of work is not very interesting but every now and then someone says something that sounds exciting. Someone in the office just said the words “go straight to the fifth floor, do not open the blast door”.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Anakin Skywalker saying “I saw your laser sword. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon.”Qui-Gon Jinn saying “Oh my fucking god a LASER SWORD have you even seen the fucking movies it’s called a fucking LIGHT SABER you fucking poser omg”
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“First thing we’re going to change is these windows. They’re too low and someone could accidentally fall out of them. We’re going to raise them so that accidental falling is the first thing you can discount from your investigation.”
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“You want a revolving mirror in your finis what?”
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cheers, builder’s crying
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I want more of that super bassy vocal thing that used to be very popular. Boards of Canada use it in a track on their recent album and I realised how necessary it apparently is to me.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don’t threaten me with a good time
BBC News: Badenoch tells Tory conference the UK is ‘running out of money and running out of time’
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
QTP with your favourite Jedi
John Turturro as Brother William of Baskerville, a Franciscan friar, from the Italian miniseries of The Name of the Rose
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s Stan Smith
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just have a look at this would you and tell me if it’s just me who can’t scroll up and down the page? www.business.gov.uk/campaign/emp...
business.gov.uk
Trade Union Reform
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m sort of historian adjacent but only to /incredibly specific/ parts of history so I think I should be grand.
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Boooored The BASTARD Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Irnbruprofen
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the death penalty is inhumane and cruel for everyone involved, including victims families
extract from bbc news reads “Steven Hale, a journalist for the Nashville Banner, said the case raised many questions, including "what must this be like for the victim's family, who for 30 years has been told we are gonna give you justice and justice is us executing Christa Pike".”
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Congratulate Liz Truss on successfully…”
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve been hyperfixated on people in rough britches and smocks fucking up the oppressing classes for a few months now, it feels like fate that it comes out now
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am looking forward to watching The Uprising. I don’t even give a shit if it’s any good I’m just looking forward to living vicariously through I’ve said too much.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have “sourced” it!
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hell yeah
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also I’d never heard of the omega factor but now I’m going to track it down and watch it, probably twice.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s the best one. Easily.
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