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RedBlueOx

@redblueox.bsky.social
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Troy Carpenter: dad, cook, runner, thinker, aesthete, bon vivant. The old place was harmful to my health.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h
Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club"
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If the mlb playoffs keep up these ads, I'm gonna need a Chris Sale fastball to Liberty Biberty's mouth. #letskeepcontinue
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paul Rudd wincing at the result of his request to have a "Nude Tayne" generated.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Noticing that “Stop! (In the name of love)” is an elite play by the #TNF production crew on the break to commercial, when Jordan Love’s team is desperate for a defensive stop.
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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I propose that this postseason's tagline for the Braves be "Let's Keep Continue".
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sept. 20, y’all…time to cue up your favorite @electrolemon.bsky.social video to send to your homies in the morning.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*thoughtfully* this time, he seems to have Mackled just the right amount 🤔
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
make a band edible: Mashing Pumpkins
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Knowing that the plastic dinosaurs we played with as kids consisted, to whatever actual extent, of real dinosaurs.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i support AOC in 2028 because i believe that only she has the political acumen to deliver on my highest priority: a beautiful and lethal White House ballroom
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Tfw you’re still trying to come up with baby names as he’s eating his first meal.
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Someone tell the New York Post they are free to use the headline "Natalie Imbroglio"
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
when (like today) Bluesky is going in super heavy on engagement bait I read this as ppl feel uncertain & need comfort food. it’s gonna be all right everybody do your thing, it’s cool. name a sentient body of water. ruin a movie by removing the supporting cast’s eyes. we’ll get through this
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“OK”
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Every person this administration wrongly deported should be granted asylum and a path to citizenship. Won’t even begin to right wrongs like this. But it’s a place to start.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 18/07/2026
his palms are sweaty, knees weak, palms are sweaty. he forgot his lyrics already, palms are sweaty
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Jeremy Noel-Tod @jntod.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
When will my husband return from Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Pedro Porro out here lookin like Steve-O Porro
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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Calling the RFK Jr diarrhea strain “MAHA Blast” since it has now evidently infiltrated Taco Bell
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No hell too hot. www.sunjournal.com/2026/07/13/i...
The little girl was still in Bluey pajamas.

No older than 3, she was trying to smell the flowers.

At her side, a pink rolling bag.

Her father, Joan Sebastian Guerrero, had just been fatally shot and yanked from a car he’d been driving. Now, he lay handcuffed in the street, where he would remain for five hours.

 “You took her dad, you took her dad!” a woman nearby yelled, according to Cecelia Humiston, 22, who witnessed the interaction in Biddeford on Monday morning.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
ICE shot and killed a man in Houston with no criminal record who was not even their target. They pushed him off the road. And now he is gone forever. ICE is a domestic terrorist organization. We need to abolish ICE now and stop Trump’s murderous thugs.
The New York Times: Man Killed by Federal Agent in Houston Was Not the Target of ICE Search
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/07/2026
Lorenzo Salgado Araujo called Houston home for 35 years. On Tuesday, an ICE agent shot and killed him. His family learned of his death from a video before anyone bothered to knock on their door.
New York City stands with the Salgado family in demanding a full, independent investigation and real accountability. To the Salgado family and any immigrant family in this city living in fear: we grieve with you and we will continue to stand beside you in the pursuit of justice.
Abolish ICE.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Haven't seen anyone else posting this but the Mexican coach shouting on Anthony Gordon and telling him "fuck you!" is amazing.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
That result was as distasteful as my trademark "England v. Mexico" cocktail, a cup of milky Earl Grey tea with a shot of tequila.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
Cartoon panel where the kool-aid man confronts a hot and thirsty Benjamin Franklin.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
To think, previous world cup fans didn't experience the glory of the Round Of 32. These games have been amazing.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Doctor "Cod" Congo
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Guy who buys a countertop ice nugget maker for its tempura-batter-facilitating properties.
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Eric Harvey @ericdharvey.com · 25/06/2026
anyone else notice that Lindsey Buckingham looks like they yassified Beavis
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Yep, sounds like classic top-of-the-class behavior there.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze" (1991)
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The original Instagram, connecting with people through the "art" of photography.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Victor Wembanyama at the postgame press conference (dejected): This one's on me. I gotta get taller
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Soooo smart of the #knicks to win during the Pacers' off year.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 09/06/2026
This is not ok. This is the stuff that makes societies unravel and devolve into chaos. Everyone partaking in this should be treated like a traitor. These are not Americans.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Cul-de-sac #snapper sighting.
Snapping turtle out walking the streets at dusk.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Hot on the trail, I see.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Cake pop demon hunters
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Wemby rebounds like he picking grapes.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Summer’s underrated pleasures, like holding your poison ivy rash under a hot faucet to “blast away the itch”.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Wandavision (2021)
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Tom Peyer @tompeyer.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Gorilla Playing Saxophone with Balloons has dropped out of the White House concert
Professionally hand-lettered sign says: "GORILLA PLAYING SAXOPHONE With Balloons AT YOUR PARTY 841 8322"
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Bill of bong
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It remains baffling to me that we have a clear constitutional requirement that the president can't enrich himself on the job, something we had no problem enforcing strictly for hundreds of years, and then this sweaty conman came by and the nation just sorta shrugged it off.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Milli Vanilli the perfect symbolic Trump-era get: a universally acknowledged fraud, washed-up since the ‘80s, and also half-dead.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Real normal country you got here.
Don Trump post showing a rendering of a “golden dome for the White House”
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