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RedBlueOx

@redblueox.bsky.social
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Troy Carpenter: dad, cook, runner, thinker, aesthete, bon vivant. The old place was harmful to my health.

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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The arc of the Trumpoverse bends toward Onion.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club"
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh yeah I get that, I just like to think we coulda handled a debut or two. Surely they're more *into* the new stuff themselves, and eager to play it, one would hope, which dovetails a bit with your line of thinking.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Saw the strokes six days before the new album came out and we only got the one single but then I got real into the new songs and thought how crazy they didn't give us a real taste.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sure it wasn't about the scary creature Toad becomes after the cones melt on his head and look like horns?
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When life gives you Lemon targets...
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just lobbing softballs at the pope.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*nervously looking side to side during the "no beardos, no weirdos" bit*
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*maudlin* "when will the sacking end?"
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If the mlb playoffs keep up these ads, I'm gonna need a Chris Sale fastball to Liberty Biberty's mouth. #letskeepcontinue
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Amazing.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ocean.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We gotta go Mega
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paul Rudd wincing at the result of his request to have a "Nude Tayne" generated.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Prince vault archivists scribbling notes to title unlabeled song fragments…
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Elite song choice to boot
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Noticing that “Stop! (In the name of love)” is an elite play by the #TNF production crew on the break to commercial, when Jordan Love’s team is desperate for a defensive stop.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not as good as 1 at doing what 1 did, but glorious in its own way that leaves you wondering why you waited so long to dive back in (was prob bc I wasn’t sure how it could measure up)
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Like dying in a tropical location, or they were sexy?
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The time has come…I’m LT Smash
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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I propose that this postseason's tagline for the Braves be "Let's Keep Continue".
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sept. 20, y’all…time to cue up your favorite @electrolemon.bsky.social video to send to your homies in the morning.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sarah, get me superintendent Ron Jeremy. Thank you Sarah
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ugh
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*thoughtfully* this time, he seems to have Mackled just the right amount 🤔
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Two Ches for every Napoleon...
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
make a band edible: Mashing Pumpkins
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fave episode yet. Chock full o zingers
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh way oh way 🎶
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"I asked Putin and he says it wasn't them. 🤷🏻‍♂️"
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Knowing that the plastic dinosaurs we played with as kids consisted, to whatever actual extent, of real dinosaurs.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Foh with that hands-held-out-in-front-of-self groan walk. Kick the hands to powder.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i support AOC in 2028 because i believe that only she has the political acumen to deliver on my highest priority: a beautiful and lethal White House ballroom
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Tfw you’re still trying to come up with baby names as he’s eating his first meal.
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I said charcuterie, not shark-cooter-y
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Squeeze
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Someone tell the New York Post they are free to use the headline "Natalie Imbroglio"
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
“Breaking the glass gabagool”
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
That and the AI stolen valor posts
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Incredible
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
when (like today) Bluesky is going in super heavy on engagement bait I read this as ppl feel uncertain & need comfort food. it’s gonna be all right everybody do your thing, it’s cool. name a sentient body of water. ruin a movie by removing the supporting cast’s eyes. we’ll get through this
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Razor blades inside the candayyy / Austin Powers made us randyyyyy
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s time to George R.W. Martin to trade crypto!
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Nice, let’s do it!
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
And you’ll be dressed in all black
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“OK”
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RedBlueOx @redblueox.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sir, the question was “is this your handwriting?”
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