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Blessed be the 1337, for they shall discombobulate the earth

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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 8h
Hi yes I’d like the uncircumcised sweater with ballsack legs please
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 9h
fuck fast shit hard piss loud
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18h
him: send me a sexy selfie me:
bugthebrusselsgriffon on ig Model, Actor, Sports commentator
Adventures of a multi talented Brussels Griffon
bugthebrusselsgriffon@gmail.com
@ www.sparkpaws.com/BUG10

brown brussels griffon dog wearing an orange shirt and denim overalls posing with a pumpkin 🎃
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Control Resonant is Super Mario Galaxy but it’s about childhood trauma
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 10/10/2026
I got tired of eye-stinging campfire smoke, so I tested smokeless fire pits to find the best
theguardian.com
I got tired of eye-stinging campfire smoke, so I tested smokeless fire pits to find the best
We put half a dozen backyard smokeless fire pits – from Solo Stove, Breeo, BioLite and more – to the test
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FFFFFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS! ¡!!!!!!! //!!!
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Joanne @joannefirth.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
This is one of the few things worth salvaging from 15 years of Twitter.
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Citation: if it rhymes, it must be true
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I ❤️ independent artisans
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 09/10/2026
chicken tuggit
kfc fleshlight that looks like chicken
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
The problem with modern cinema is we don’t have enough Richard Harrison talking on a Garfield phone at the CIA
Richard Harrison talking on a Garfield phone, from Ninja Terminator by Godfrey Ho
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think you thinked yourself into a dumb place
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mía @lumaruna.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“ #NoOtherLand “ Full Documentary
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No Other Land (2024) Full Documentary
YouTube video by Deepak Bhardwaj
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ThisIsKoo @thisiskoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Space Disaster Is Coming Unless We Take Kessler Syndrome Seriously flip.it/cRBmcR
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A Space Disaster Is Coming Unless We Take Kessler Syndrome Seriously
According to a recent analysis, it could plausibly happen in just over a decade. That would not be great.
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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I asked the Foreign Interference office to investigate allegations of slush money being discussed between the White House and Alberta separatists. The commissioner has the power under Section 2 of the Act. I was told to buzz off. This is how it went down. charlieangus.substack.com/p/i-stand-co...
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I Stand Corrected
When it comes to foreign interference, Canadians are on their own.
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RexLibris @rexlibris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Compare to the Presidents of the University of Alberta and University of Calgary whom both rushed to coordinate a violent police response to student Palestine protests.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Official Holiday Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social
The loony Left treats powerful people with contempt simply for being craven, cruel shitheads who fuck up all the time
November 2, 2023 at 10:08 PM
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Chicken and sausage place called the breast of times, the wurst of times
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/10/2026
these are my only feelings about generative "AI." i do not care how much it "works," ever. i'll be over here scraping charcoal and ochre on the cave wall until they kill me
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When you see a piece of shit, just flush the toilet
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He retired to become a new Mountain Dew flavour
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cannibal Holocaust: The Musical
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 05/10/2026
gnome “i am a motherfucker”
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm on the edge of my seat over here. a journalist in South Africa is digging into the subject of my absolute favorite series of episodes of weird little guys -- the South African pro-apartheid terrorist who married an American klansman.
dailymaverick.co.za
The pipeline between US white supremacists and the SA right
Decades before Ernst Roets lobbied the US, a little-known Kempton Park woman linked the AWB to global neo-Nazis – a story that sheds light on international support for the farm murder cause.…
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I do have a litmus test for my candidates now and it's that I want them to be genuinely pissed off, not pretend pissed off
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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Radiance Films @filmsradiance.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Step into worlds on the edges of dreams and nightmares. Enter the realm of the Fantastique! A new box set collecting six films - from 1930 to 1996 - where the surreal lurks in the ordinary, and which blur the lines between wonder and horror. Coming later this October.
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Carrie Tait @carrietait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Separtists would sell out Alberta to the Americans, @tylerdawson.bsky.social argues. www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/arti...
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Opinion: Alberta’s separatists would sell us out to the Americans
New reporting by The Globe and Mail detail the influence of Republican-aligned interests on the referendum campaign
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TOMORROW YOU WILL GRAB THE SUN WITH BOTH HANDS AND DEVOUR IT. FOR NOW DO YOU WANT TO TEXT A FRIEND?
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Duane Bratt🇨🇦 @duanebratt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every time @carrietait.bsky.social goes quiet for a whole, you know she is working on something big. Here it is www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
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The elephant in the room
Alberta separatists have gone to D.C. offering fresh water and oil in exchange for American support – and Republican operatives have provided tactical assistance inside the province
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
please understand that all of my jokes are a personal attack on you
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 01/10/2026
According to @theglobeandmail.com, the email account used by "Daniel Robson" was used to register a Moroccan Microsoft account earlier this year The fake journalist's articles published in Canada also "praised Morocco's King Mohammed VI" and encouraged closer ties between Canada and Morocco
Several of the Robson articles published in Canada also praised Morocco's King Mohammed VI and urged Canada to form a security partnership with the African country.

The Globe identified a link between Morocco and Mr. Robson. According to a digital research tool, Mr. Robson's e-mail address was used to register a Moroccan Microsoft account in March, 2026. That account was last active in early September, records show.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Came here for this
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s such a pretty game, I just wish it wasn’t mostly screaming and exploding red monsters. And I will probably say the same after I finish it for the second, third, and fourth time.
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Blackavar @blackavar-inle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And that they're the same people who made this, the only children's media he saw in his entire life
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Control | All Threshold Kids Videos (no commentary)
YouTube video by Captain Spandex Plays
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 29/09/2026
Hey don't use this shit.
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What is your main stress, the fear of pain, or the pain of fear? Either way, do more drugs.
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 28/09/2026
Myth: If I eat enough hazelnut chocolate, a small subset of my problems will disppear. Fact: If I eat enough hazelnut chocolate, I will become completely invincible and immune to worldly problems.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I legit thought this was the Onion Infowars until the camera switched to actual Alex Jones wearing a Biggie crown and even then was briefly like woah did they CG Tim Heidecker for this
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think you thinked yourself into a dumb place
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(Me turning 50) Starting to think my rap career isn’t gonna take off
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did lots of yard work and construction this week, really wish I had this in my library
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