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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 30/09/2026
shutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight.
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
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Setz @setzeri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In my many times where I act like the joker.
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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gdawg714.bsky.social @gdawg714.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes my bull went rogue in your china shop but I think we can all agree there’s no liability here it’s an agentic being
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Lizard @lizardky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They're taking away beef and beer. Everything the Republicans said Democrats would do, they're doing.
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Setz @setzeri.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tuye the negotiator. #Arknights
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HUGE: Autozone workers just won the first ever union at the company. Despite Autozone spending an estimated $210,696 and using every tactic in the book to stop just 11 workers from forming a union, the small shop in New York chose to unionize today. These workers will now join the @uaw.org.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 26/09/2026
These mf are literally the Onion
OpenAl Publishes 5,000-Page Report
Illustrating Downsides Of Water
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 23/09/2026
VP OF MONEY CRIMES AT STARTUP INCUBATOR CALLED "RAPE HOUSE": im going to be the one to solve and formalize moral philosophy
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hi, new fan and community member here! :) Quick question: why did the artist make what they wanted to make instead of what I wanted? I understand they enjoyed making it, and that you all enjoy it too, but I just think they made a huge mistake not making my thing instead. Thanks!
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
micro dwellings
A guy sitting in a hollowed out bomb with text reading “ AMAZING!
MEET THE NEXT BIG THING IN TINY HOUSES!
THIS NONPROFIT
TURNS OLD NUCLEAR
BOMBS INTO CUTE MICRO DWELLINGS!
AND TALK ABOUT GOING GREEN, THESE HOMES ARE BUILT RIGHT NEXT TO AN OLD LANDFILL!”
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/04/2026
ortei142 on tumblr: "my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026
i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW BRAIN DROPPED
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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pretty bug @inyourculture.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
unironically this is a harbinger of our cultural victory
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Ratoslov @ratoslov.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I really really hope Germany stays sane.
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life
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Doug Saunders @dougsaunders.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Breaking: The United States has reached a security agreement with Denmark over Greenland that consists of exactly what the situation has been for the last eight decades and not a thing more
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Ratoslov @ratoslov.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good luck, Virginia.
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Jinti is Making Passive Notice Checks @jinti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
y'all should push for Universal Basic Income 'cuz artists that aren't stressin' over rent and groceries and taxes all the time WILL draw freakier, more unmarketable shit
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We need people who make shitty music to have good politics. That’s most of the music.
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much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This image was posted on Something Awful within the hour of the second tower being hit iirc
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
John C. Calhoun wasn't a conservative; he was a radical. Stephen Miller isn't a conservative; he's a radical. "Tradition" isn't a real thing that once existed and we can go back to, or something worth conserving, but an imaginary place that they'll destroy the current world to create.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/09/2026
mike pondsmith in the 90s writing Cyberpunk 2020: i created the concept of Cyberpsychosis as a cautionary tale about losing one's humanity through contact with technology openAI: at long last, we have created the Cyberpsychosis from famous role-playing game Don't Get Cyberpsychosis, Idiot
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julie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io · 07/09/2026
the most realistic part of the metal gear saga is the military industrial complex's dogged, decades-long dedication to developing and testing a weapon that has never, ever, ever won a fight
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red @rednovember.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
durandal when he's winning: they're gonna measure my dick in lightyears, little man. i'm teleporting you into the ninth circle of hell, there's a button down there i need you to press. ciao durandal when he's losing: listen man. we're gonna be ok. you're important to me
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 02/09/2026
redstonedust on tumblr: "sometimes i see an out of context discourse post and im like "hm this really sounds like op is strawmanning a reasonable argument and making up a guy to be mad at." and then i check their blog for context and realise theyve spent the past 72 hours arguing with the human embodiments of the strawman. like damn nevermind im sorry for doubting you. you are fighting battles so cartoonishly evil i cant even fathom them as real. good luck out there."
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I need it to be winter already. I need it to be pitch black at 4 and everything frozen and snowed over and still as death while everyone is huddled inside dealing with seasonal depression. then I can sip a nice hot coffee and go “ahhh” real loud
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WildPartyInviteDecliner @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Francis Fukuyama keeps the winning streak alive.
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emma best 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ Mxy @emma.best · 02/09/2026
Consuming Harry Potter content doesn't mean that someone is transphobic, but it does reveal that they don't care about the health and safety of trans people as much as they value a piece of fiction funding the modern genocide of trans people.
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I wish my nervous system didn't react to making phone calls the same way it reacts to encountering a predator in the wild
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
It’s not suicide it is social murder. It is the result of policy that is explicitly designed to Inflict maximum pain & make a class of people feel as life isn’t worth living.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future.
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
motoko: i can't jump in for this mission, batou, i'm about to have a whole lesbian cyber orgy. batou: [listening to the khz shifts in the background of the call] batou: batou: no you're not. motoko: hey- batou: you've got one basic PC rig running. you're posting on forums. motoko: HEY.
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
jesus of nazareth and the terrible horrible no good very bad day
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The "yet you participate in society" meme. But:
Peasant: "AI is bad."
Twat: "And yet you're non-consentually subjected to it! I am very intelligent."
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I appreciate that Dolly Parton refused to participate in "dress respectability" and, by her own account, modeled her aesthetic after a town "tramp," who she thought was beautiful. She separated aesthetics from character and understood "classiness" to be about how you treat people, not how you dress.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton had one of those never-once-had-to-touch-the-brakes kind of good runs
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/08/2026
This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.
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Ratoslov @ratoslov.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Man, athletes in other sports spend the rest of their lives with injuries and joint pain, and that's bad enough. They shouldn't lose their souls too. End CTE sports.
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