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RareBehemoth

@rarebehemoth.bsky.social
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He/him - Warhammer enthusiast and professional complainer.

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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 25/09/2026
Happy Autumn 🍂
illustration by Abigail Larson depicting the ghost of a woman walking under a ruined stone arch. Three goblins watch her from the top of the ruins. The image has an Autumnal atmosphere, dead leaves are falling.
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Thar Chandran @thecinnaminion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm so thrilled to finally share my summer piece that I made for "A Tender Kiss" by @clotifanbook! 🐥 🐬 🍉 #TifaLockhart #CloTi Leftover copies are available until Oct 2! Come grab 'em here: ✨️ clotifanbook.bigcartel.xn--com-cl6a
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feef @feefal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Inspired by a recent interaction
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.*
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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dr. hazel 🕸️ @hazelmonforton.com · 11/09/2026
. 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ manifes— 🔥 🕯️ 🔥 ah shit fuck 🔥 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🔥 🔥 🕯️ 🕯️ 🔥 🕯️ 🔥
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 10/09/2026
view from the other side (thank you @awesomeuno.bsky.social for the idea!)
Doodle of BOTW holding his Shiekah slate looking down back over his shoulder in perturbed confusion
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Here's another drawing I did the other day:
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maullarmaullar☄️ @maullarmaullar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Good morning, gang
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
I will add pressure to this by saying that any company that claims to not hold onto your personal data after verifying you? They're lying. Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
it has never been easier to be high-value boyfriend material. Shower, be kind, have a hobby, and you're in the top 5% already. It's so easy, the bar is on the ground, this is your time
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 29/08/2026
Book
Skull drawing
"How to Succeed in Business and Then Die Anyway"
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 27/08/2026
To honor Tim Curry's memory, we are making Brütal Legend FREE on Itch.io, for 666 minutes: itch.io/s/199277/the...
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Brütal Legend | The Tainted Coil shall rule forever! by Double Fine Productions
A sale by Double Fine Productions, 100% off Brütal Legend
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Kirioth @kirioth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP you absolute legend
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
youtu.be/uJuKN0chAZk?...
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Yes, Dolly was Actually That Great
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
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Jim Zub @jimzub.com · 20/08/2026
Same here, baby. Same.
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Sarah @mixuen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
if anyone is curious how it'd look on the fan codex, here it is! for legal reasons, I don't claim any exclusive right to any wordmarks in this artwork uu
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A complete set of full plate armor that says "Juicy" on the ass
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Blank @blankart.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Storm fan art!!
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 14/08/2026
EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS.
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 13/08/2026
Is it just me or are the most rage baiting comments at the top of every comment section on every social media? These comments sections arent even sorted by "most liked", you'd just see one with 2 likes saying the most antihuman shit at the very top and 3 comments below theres normal human beings
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Kumiko Oumae Annoyed with Smartphone
ALT: Kumiko Oumae Annoyed with Smartphone
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a psychic medium is conducting a seance at a table with a small group of people. With his head lowered, the medium says, “we will now attempt to contact the spirit realm.” Panel 2: a wraith-like ghost is sitting on the toilet in a well-lit bathroom, idly scrolling on its phone. The phone is ringing. Panel 3: displayed on the phone screen is an incoming call 
 from “Creepy Psychic Guy”, whose default contact photo is one of those fuckin bitmoji emoji faces - i can’t stand those things. Anyway the ghost declines the call.
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Naomi Saphra @nsaphra.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Vast and Trunkless Leg of Stone, Standing in the Desert from classic poem Ozymandias.
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Katja Diehl @katjadiehl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"I want you to panic." But not from @thunberggreta.bsky.social —this time from a firefighter whose face betrays his despair—he understands all too well how deeply political denial still hinders action. He was @zackpolanski.bsky.social s press conference. We need more of this involved people at mics.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Highly usable post from last year
@weedle.bsky.social: Pete Hegseth is not going to remember his soldiers need food.
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spyg @spyggt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Oarfish (doomsday fish) #OC
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

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And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i cannot get over how funny the moderation tag on this is
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 02/08/2026
It's hard work.
The "My body is a machine" meme:

My Body is a Machine that turns "AI YouTube Thumbnails" into "We won't recommend videos from this channel to you again."
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i'm sick, this dog is living my best life
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RareBehemoth @rarebehemoth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
They had it coming.
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penguinaph.bsky.social @penguinaph.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Video Games Out of Context 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @videogamesooc.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Robot Alchemic Drive
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Travis Bickerstaff @bickpixx.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Every time the behavior of Pete Hegseth generates a headline, I'm reminded of these lines from Marinetti's Futurist Manifesto, which presaged Marinetti's Fascist Manifesto
"9. We will glorify war—the world’s only hygiene—militarism, patriotism, the destructive gesture of freedom-bringers, beautiful ideas worth dying for, and scorn for woman.

10. We will destroy the museums, libraries, academies of every kind, will fight moralism, feminism, every opportunistic or utilitarian cowardice."

-- Filippo Marinetti, Manifesto of Futurism (1909)
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Jank @jank.cool · 16/07/2026
You deserve better literature than Dungeon Crawler Carl. www.jank.cool/you-deserve-...
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You deserve better literature than Dungeon Crawler Carl
Demand more from books inspired by videogames
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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I
n the 1830s everyone in the USA knew that canal waterways were the future of commerce. Every state started building a canal network with the vision of hooking them all into a national network. In 1837 there was a Great Recession, and the tax base for the canal work collapsed. When the economy recovered 5 years later, the railroad boom was happening and everyone knew that canals were over.
That's why every city in the Midwest has a half-finished canal in it. This is a post about data centers
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Deacon Blues Clues @deaconbluesclues.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Damien Owens’ tweet from 2022:

“I’m 50. All celebrity news looks like this:

‘CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT’

but I’ve changed “celebrity” to “business”
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Spooky Asphodel @asphodelles.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
malys
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ً @zan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
dreamcast forever 🌀
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAHAHAHAHAA
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strawderryst @strawderryst.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
(Barret and Nanaki flew out)
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Álvaro López @bakadori.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Racecar @racecarart.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Reposting one of my biggest contributions to other sites. #art #RacecarRepost
A drawing of two mice. The one on the left is labeled "Mouse" and has commentary around it saying "meh, okay, whatev." The one on the right is the same drawing but holding a sword and wearing a cape and belt and is labeled "Mouse w/ SWORD!!!" and has commentary saying "WHOA! SO COOL! TINY CAPE!"
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