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If there's one thing I could never confess / It's that I can't dance a single step i have a discord and you can ask for it facebook bluehairs DNI

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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 54m
whatever happened to the pervy phantom.....
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MC Squared @mcsquared.bsky.social · 12h
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 13h
i think it's safe to say that Swan Boy is solidly in its imperial phase
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i learned two fun things: zionists throw massive tantrums when you ask them to take the genocide denial outside they start screaming at you when you point out they're throwing a tantrum
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There is a lady being Extremely Pro-Israel at the Gayest Bar In Town
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you're a liability, bro 😂 you're a danger to yourself and others 💀 we're removing you from society for the aforementioned reasons ✌️
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i was just on a single, uninterrupted phone call from 9:30 AM to now. i'm so fucking tired
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh my god that is the worst possible answer in the universe
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we're all getting way too high on our own supply with these polls
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yeesh this jacob geller news keeps getting worse
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if your gift link asks me to log in, it is not a gift link
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i'm so used to disregarding accusations of communism that i forget China is (nominally) actually communist
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sebastian is the Silent Bob of Swan Boy
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i just had the best idea for a stupid halloween pfp, if only i could draw
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I understand we shouldn't mock people based on their looks and I agree on the merits but also shut up nerd
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ALL YOU NEED IS KURARARA @houraisan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dude, does anyone else remember when he said this!!!!!!!!!! #epic #leftism #juchethought
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
guy running the 8 am "client excellence" webinar wants everyone to turn their cameras on to which i say: yeah sure buddy
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cars don't (or shouldn't, at least) have breaks. they have brakes.
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
challah is basically the best bread and it's not even close
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's Cuba, right? he's announcing a Cuban invasion
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
drawings aren't real
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
how is there no Sekiro 2. what are we even doing here
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's frankly comical that people still say "call your representative" I've never even gotten a real person at my rep's office. They do not care about you and in fact despise you.
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At this point in time, I want to thank me from ten years ago for buying a hybrid
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all i'm saying is that buildings burn down with the doors locked all the time
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if you think FFTA and/or FFTA2 are good, your bloodline will not survive the winter
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Peptide Stu @nbagagortion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"hey why won't you watch this movie about your best friend dying?" i dunno man, i like to enjoy my free time
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's gotta suck being the discord comms person right now but also i don't feel bad for anyone working at discord
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Playing Control Resonance. Dylan is immediately a massive idiot for letting them strap a bomb to his head. Why do we like this guy again
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my cat will not stop shouting at me. pet her? shout. pick her up? shout. put her on my lap? shout. ignore her? shout. feed her? shout. it does not matter
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
don't get it twisted, bluesky was never good the jeremy renner app, on the other hand...
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IT'S NOT EVEN MY CLIENT
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why the fuck is work texting me at seven pm on a Friday Eat my entire ass
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I got sushi
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
do i go out for sushi or make a hot pocket instead
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
might be starting spravato next week, that's neat
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
fucking *Beef* is on this list? that show sucked so bad I didn't even finish the first episode
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Rylie Fennec @fennecfoxrylie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stay mad. 🛫
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
whenever i have insomnia i put twin peaks on and it always cures it
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh no it's the time of night and level of alcohol where i think about posting Pictures for Sad Children strips
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I call your mom the death star because I make a trench run every ni- [is shot by so many members of the audience that no one can or will identify my killer]
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
finally time to see what nathan fielder's working with
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lmao someone made a WoW addon that automatically blocks Asmongold fans
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thanks for the reminder, neighborhood children
Rocks painted by children. One says "you are alone"
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NBC just referred to North Carolina as "northeastern US" and I just need to have a chat with someone about geography
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i cannot fucking believe Hasan Piker got name dropped at the UN by Netanyahu of all people. everything is so stupid now
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i see they're learning the lesson that's been obvious from the start: how're you gonna enforce it
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a free life tip from me to you: buy a standalone battery jumper for your car. you'll thank me
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all this talk of polls is reminding me of october 2024 and the surety everyone had of the outcome
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