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C.L. Varner

@randomentity.bsky.social
201 followers 794 following 452 posts

Writer, graphic designer, motion artist, horror enthusiast, Creator of The "Brent" Files. (he/him) 🦷Just scream inside your heart🦷🏴🚩

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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Just lost a Marvwl Snap match to someone whose username was 1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social and I know it was a real person because I’m in Infinite. Was it one of you guys or just a fan?
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 13/06/2026
Remember The Hobbit is about 15 guys conspiring to murder a billionaire because he stole too much money and then a sixteenth guy who was not even involved shot that billionaire because he just knew it was the right thing to. Class solidarity, you know? There also was a bear.
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This is the one Michael Crichton book I never read.
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Yeah I understand why Adrian Tchaikovsky went with RRD for the Children of Time RPG. Reading City of Last Chances and the Reproach is a perfect set piece for a Heart game.
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Five Favorite books of all time in no particular order. RANT by Chuck Palahniuk Burning Chrome by William Gibson Rise of Endymion by Dan Simmons The New Annotated HP Lovecraft Dune by Frank Herbert
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Currently ready City of Last Chances by @aptshadow.bsky.social and I need to know if chaq is a real game, and what the rules are because I’m a nerd.
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Holy shit my favorite TTRPG developers @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social and one of my favorite authors @aptshadow.bsky.social are making a Children of Time game and I could not be more excited.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I think both of them would have been at January 6 but the difference is that Pete is just a car dealership guy who genuinely supports everything while Goofy is a victim of Qanon
Goofy and Pete the cat
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Oh I thought this was a safe space and we don’t kink shame?
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Shark is out here living my dream.
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Eric @nemchocke.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Here it is, your moment of zen.
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them?

Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.
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Erik C. Jones @ecfnj.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Going to make an official post later this week but next month is the deadline! Any of you cool artsy and non artsy folks interested in helping us raise money for a cool thing?
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Please, she’s going to be insufferable enough as it is.
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Erik C. Jones @ecfnj.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Our country sucks, do some art for a good cause?
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Really need to order more monkeys.
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Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
The Garfield/Pinky and the Brain crossover we never knew we needed.
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 31/12/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/12/2025
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
“I triple dog dare you to tell me how to make a bomb”
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Erik C. Jones @ecfnj.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I know some cool comics folk follow me, we'd love for you to take part or at least share.
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Yesssss I’ve been curious about them since Children of Time! (I really hope you’re not joking)
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
So, we’ve gotten spiders, octopuses, ravens and that immortal goo. What newfangled creature have you dreamed up now?
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I’ll say it, @jamesthefourth.bsky.social is the greatest working horror writer in comics right now. He’s going to be looked back on in 20-30 years like we talk about Alan Moore, Warren Ellis, Grant Morrison now.
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Now that everyone is talking about how cool @realgdt.bsky.social is, I would once again like to announce my openness to hang out with him and talk about monsters while painting models of said monsters. I will be completely cool and normal. I promise.
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Thought it might be a 65daysofstatic focus mix kind of morning but it might actually be a Red Sparowes morning.
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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Frank Frazetta shirtless outside in an armchair, posing with his palette and the original art for the Fire & Ice poster. Behind him Eleanor Frazetta poses in a bikini on a Honda dirtbike.
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
ADHD assessment time!
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Watched this and now I'm convinced I can be friends with @realgdt.bsky.social If I just find the right person. youtu.be/CYlon2tvywA?...
youtu.be
Can you really reach anyone in 6 steps?
YouTube video by Veritasium
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I fucking hate this country
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Castle Rat is a band you’d find on an 8-track in your cool uncle’s closet next to his old D&D books.
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
My keyboard has a WHAT KEY?!?
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 03/02/2025
every UK video game in the 80s and 90s was made by a guy named like "lord wensleydale" or two guys named "the chippy twins" and was about an egg with no special abilities going on an adventure and dying immediately. it was ported to the super nintendo where everyone hated it
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
RIP Oedipus, you would’ve loved MILF Manor
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Have any of you watched Presence? Is it interesting?
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I bought No Man’s Sky at launch, I had avoided all the massive hype so it was just Minecraft in space. I reinstall probably twice a year and play for a few months checking out whatever new stuff they’ve added(for free!). It’s a 10/10 game for me.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 02/09/2025
arrested for illegal use of the nba jam big head code
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Every time I get the Rowan, Rook & Deckard email I’m like “man I want to be buds with @gshowitt.bsky.social what a cool chap”
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I’m not saying the Borg Queen was my first hear me out but she’s close.
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I’ve worked in porn for over 13 years and hearing a girl say “oh my gosh” still cracks me up.
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wade of mutilation @waderockett.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Oh hell yeah, it includes “Jocko Homo” with the filmed introduction. This performance was *electrifying*, so weird and cool and subversive.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 24/08/2025
This feels like a spot of good news www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...
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Scientists found the missing nutrients bees need — Colonies grew 15-fold
Scientists have developed a breakthrough food supplement that could help save honeybees from devastating declines. By engineering yeast to produce six essential sterols found in pollen, researchers pr...
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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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Nate Piekos of Blambot @blambot.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Artists working in mainstream USA comics: Marvel, DC, Dark Horse, Image, etc. all expect art to these dimensions. I'm seeing more and more disregard for the standard specs, and it affects everyone's deadlines to have production try and wrestle your art into proper proportions.
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Live by the blade, family dies from the blade.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 19/08/2025
as always, the secret is to combine two items in your inventory into one :)
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Every time I watch a terrible movie I just get mad at myself for not just doing the thing and making a movie.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Been working my way through Ronald Malfi’s work lately, starting with They Lurk, a collection of short stories, then Come With Me and now on Black Mouth. Highly recommend.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 16/08/2025
the planet of the bass guy
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