iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

I don’t know what I did to deserve this, but I am offended.

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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Started Expedition 33 and I will die for her.

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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

For my 44th birthday I got a bunion? This is bullshit.

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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Me having to watch porn in real time as I edit.

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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Sometimes bonsai is just sitting and staring at a tiny tree to figure out what the fuck its problem is.

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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

How it feels living in the United States right now.

A photo of a Pizza Hut with a caption that says “I’m at the Torment Nexus”

A photo of a Taco Bell with a caption that says “I’m at the orphan grinder”

A photo of a combination Taco Bell Pizza Hut with a caption that says “I’m at the combination Torment Nexus and Orphan Grinder.

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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

I really need to buy a truck or suv or something bigger than a nissan Altima.

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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Sometimes I’m really good at my job.

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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Yep, those are Japanese cucumbers

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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

We need to put an end to this trans-equine agenda Horse shampoo Horse tranquilizers Horse dewormer Horse electrolytes They are the sons of the Bronies we did not shame.

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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Got the Bosnian pine repotted and the top cut only to notice a terrible inverse taper so in the winter I’ll have to cut it back even more.

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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

The sale was buy one 50% off and get another free. That’s how bad they wanted everything gone. So I got two 5’ trees for $20.

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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

How to burn all of your hopes in just a few months. What do they have on you, Cory?

A Twitter screenshot from Gravel Institute that says

if you want a vision of the future under Cory Booker, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever. and every once in a while it stops for an inspirational lecture on how we should never stop dreaming

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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Honestly I feel like I’m better off not knowing.

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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

I have a whole ass flock of chickens.

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C.L. Varner @randomentity.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

I bought this house for $267K. It’s weird being priced out of your own neighborhood while you live there. I could not afford the house I live in if I tried to buy it today. It has been 5 years.