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Randolph Lee Welty

@randolphleewelty.bsky.social
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That’s an old picture. I look much worse now. Smart enough to know I’m stupid. I really talk like this in real life. Apologies. You know who else didn’t get likes? Jesus. FKA PorcupineEeyore

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Bill Horton @mrhortywho.bsky.social · 2h
So for whatever reason, his Facebook page is wide open, so I figured I'd see if he really was a "lifelong Democrat" until 2024, like he claimed. Doesn't seem like it. /1
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This guy so dam stupid he cant even talk.
Let alone run this country. You will never be my president Trump is my president.

He posted a TikTok video which I didn't open, but was surely about Biden based on the date.Another post from Jan 2021 calling Biden a "dam fool" for information he's passing about vaccinations.Jack Buhring
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Donald Trump we all stand with you. You have more people on your side than you know. If you cant get it done its hard to tell where this country will end up. Keep fighting!!!

Pretty damning for his "lifelong Democrat" claim since this is obviously in support of Trump just days after the Jan 6th insurrection.Jack Buhring
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Still none in ross bullshit.
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704 confirmed coronavirus cases with
10 deaths and 182 hospitalizations in...

An article about COVID deaths, which he seems to think is a hoax here.
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Sameer Ashar @sameer-ashar.bsky.social · 49m
This is my nephew, please forward to your networks, esp any University of Maryland students.
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 2h
Not until those fuckers learn to act right. Sorry, not obligated to sit down for lunch with someone who's gonna shit on the floor in the middle of the meal.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 3h
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 4h
I’m more sympathetic to the median voter (derogatory) than most people on here but it seems like the only way you can instill some sense of civic virtue is to shove the consequences directly into their face after the fact
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Fabucat1958 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fabucat1958.bsky.social · 4h
#Alaska last day to register to vote.
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 6h
republicans: we are nazis media: do democrats have a Hasan Piker Bin Laden problem?
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 20h
I see some folks asking: what motivates RFK Jr to tell such horrific, dangerous, repulsive lies about the HPV vaccine? Well, he has made $856,559 from suing the HPV vaccine maker (his vaccine adviser, Dr Kulldorff, also got rich the same way) Always follow the 🤑! www.npr.org/sections/sho...
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RFK Jr. plans to keep a financial stake in lawsuits against the drugmaker Merck
RFK Jr. plans to keep collecting referral fees in lawsuits against the drug company Merck even if confirmed as HHS secretary, according to new filings with the Office of Government Ethics.
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ceej @ceej.online · 19h
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Piggy J. Willow @piggywillow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Once again calling for friends with kids who have IEPs (esp for ADHD and/or dysgraphia) OR friends who teach/have taught lower elementary, please PM me I have concerns re: My son and I'm not sure where to go from here
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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i hate digger and i love how much i hate digger. i am going to see the movie again in two days with more friends. it is climate change freddy got fingered
'Digger' review
The first 20 minutes of the film set up a brilliant comedy that skewers our modern lives today. And then it spends about 2 hours making us feel awful for thinking the first 20 minutes were good, on purpose, over and over again. It is a joyless, colorless film that poorly parodies Citizen Kane and Dr.
Strangelove intentionally, making a mockery of essentially all modern American liberal political commentary and comedy. And a parody of a parody is interesting but uncomfortable and challenging to watch.A parody of Donald Trump today is neither funny nor poignant and the movie knows that. By the film's conclusion, you're left wondering whether spending big budgets to make climate films at all makes any sense. It
would be reductive as well to say the film inspires you to take on the actual
catastrophe outside, because its so confident in its future of doom that really, you're only left with a wordless unease about the idea of apocalypse fiction itself. To watch "Digger" is to experience a deeply miserable punk rock waste of more than one hundred million dollars, à la Freddy Got Fingered - but you will not laugh, unless you're laughing at yourself for being in the theater at all.I enjoyed Digger, and then I hated Digger, and then I enjoyed hate-watching Digger, and then I felt weird because the movie flat out told me to feel disgusting for enjoying hate-watching Digger, and to like hating myself, and I didn't want to listen to that part, and that's the point. Andy Kaufman couldn't have done it better. The Wolf of Wall Street tried to pull this trick and failed. Vice and Don't Look Up both tried to pull this trick and failed. So many other meta-media films have tried to do this recently and they're boring because they are entertaining. Digger is so boring, and frustrating, and uncomfortable, and that's why it works, and I hate that, too, which I also love.Digger will be a massive commercial flop and then go to streaming where it'll be remembered as a cult classic forever. I will watch this movie again and again, and I will find new things to hate to love and love to hate. I couldn't recommend it more highly to anyone who wants to see a piece of ridiculous high-budget avant garde mistakenly promoted as a mass appeal "dark comedy" because it stars Tom Cruise. And yet even the inaccurate PR is part of the point of Digger, to reel you in with precisely the bait it wants to chide you for taking.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 18h
Again, <only Republicans> ever get to talk like this. If a single municipal level Democrat ever did, it would be a national outrage &spark a wave of “civility” discourse, & op-eds about how Dems must Respect Real Folkz & talk across difference. Democracy is incompatible with this double standard.
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Ground Game LA @groundgamela.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everyone who is fighting to stop Prop 40 is your enemy, in a genuine physical sense
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Sean @stholeary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We're going to see a lot of famous and/or rich people try to rehabilitate their MAGA friends. But we're not playing that game anymore, so the only outcome is Marshall getting that MAGA stink all over him.
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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My dad grew up on a dairy farm and was like people tryna do what now? Oh fuck no I’d rather drink my own piss than raw milk
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like the debate about what parts of AI are good and what parts are bad should wait until we solve the worldwide crisis caused by the fact that almost of all of its evangelists in both tech and govt are morally, intellectually, and ethically unequipped to oversee it, when not downright evil.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In my heart of hearts this is how I see myself and my son.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All these manly men with their trucks and guns and dicks that don’t work love them an alpha who keeps his camera off during the Zoom meeting.
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A perfect pretext for impeachment does not exis—
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Makary used his position atop FDA to stack the agency with cranks and spearheaded a misinformation-fueled campaign against mRNA vaccines. But he’s apparently been welcomed back into academia and professional life. Vinay Prasad too is back at his academic institution. And I know tenure. But still.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Guess who’s white? White again. Shady whites. Tell your friends.”
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you are planning to vote in the Midterms, do vote early if available in your state. Don't wait for 11/3.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The problem with running a softcore porno ad to entice people like this in California to vote Republican is that voting Republican is more like getting fucked than actually fucking.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's OK to reserve your empathy for those targeted by the fascists rather than the fascists. It's hard to believe that this needs to be said but given what I see online from some of the "post" left contingent, I think it does need to be said.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Sam Biddle @sambiddle.com · 01/10/2026
My dear friend @nickomargolies.com just made a clever app that aggregates a ton of interesting demographic and other data about anywhere in the U.S. you drop a pin. And it's free! apps.apple.com/us/app/this-...
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This Here: Local Data App - App Store
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Gavin Schmidt @climateofgavin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not only are the flat earthers wrong, they are getting wronger by the day.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
Wemby is something else, man
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Return of the Krakenstein 39: Vegas Residency! @krakenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Spreading the love of wrestling and reading to young homies. I needed to do something nice after last night. Neat book @terracalaway.bsky.social , they liked it! #Wrestling #wrestlesky
Me reading to kids the book “My Daddy is a Wrestler”
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most ordinary man imaginable came to my home state to tell me to ‘get out of America’ while he & Absent Ashley enjoyed the comfort of buildings my ancestors helped build. Imagine standing on the shoulders of the ppl who built this country & then telling their descendants they don’t belong here/2
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miss andry @defnotadino.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ms. Rachel says “all kids deserve to live” and the GOP is like “WAIT A DAMN MINUTE”
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Really is remarkable when you state plainly the shit that is currently occurring and the reasons why.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would support her regardless but Ms Rachel helped my boy talk so anyone coming for her is going to get an extra effort beatdown from me.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The only difference between JD Vance and an old school Klansman is that JD is too much of a coward to say the N-word to people’s faces.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 01/10/2026
Black text on white page that reads as follows:

New Yorkers who lost their SNAP benefits because of the federal government's expanded work requirements can reapply starting today, October 1.

To find out whether you're eligible to get your benefits back or qualify for an exemption, call 718-SNAP-NOW (718-762-7669), visit nyc.gov/ACCESSHRA, or use the ACCESS HRA app.
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Strider @reluctantranger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They will screw you over every single solitary chance they get.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026
"While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss it entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING: Head of the US Travel Association revealed to be the dumbest person alive.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tarlov is a fascist collaborator who takes money in return for legitimizing a far-right propaganda network. The show on which she appears — which advances the MAGA cause — would *cease to function* without her. She is a vital part of their effort.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
By the way @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social if you think this is OK behavior and that we should turn the page on this then you are the same as them. This needs to be punished in such a way that they don't feel comfortable just being outright Nazis to cheering audiences. If you can't lead, then quit
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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've probably listened to maybe two dozen focus groups of Michigan voters over the course of the past 3 months The number of people who have brought up Hasan Piker is all of one, from a young guy who likely wasn't voting for El-Sayed regardless I don't like Piker but MAGA has completely failed.
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Clay Ranck @clayranck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spencer Cox stood beside Donald Trump as he used Arlington Cemetery and dead Americans as a political prop, and yet PBS is letting him lecture us about how we should “step back from the political hostility.” This is shameful bullshit that only brings shame on PBS, which is trying to promote Cox.
Spencer Cox using dead American soldiers as props for a political stunt in service of Donald Trump
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a California living Brit, let me say it clearly… Steve Hilton was a Brexiteering shitbag and you would do well to stay away from the populist bullshit he sells.
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Hipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The thing with Christa Pike, as with all death row inmates, is that she had been removed from society/being able to kill again, and was no longer a threat. Meanwhile, there is a term for when someone carries out a plan for killing someone, and that word is MURDER.
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All Elite Central @allelitecentral.com · 01/10/2026
The most beautiful tribute video package AEW has ever done, with closing shots with the Death Riders. AEW is something very special, and PAC was everything that AEW should be, can be, and always should be. “Until we meet again.” #AEWDynamite
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
is it obvious to everybody yet that the American Dream is under grave attack and that it is deliberate? or do I get to scream about this for another decade
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Goddamn this big beautiful brute of a man.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes. The person you think needs to have this question asked about him does indeed think this.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stop letting the state kill people. I don't think the state should be allowed to do that
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."
Ukrainian female soldier: Okay, I said the idea is this: There is enough time to empty one full can of 32 grenades and be gone by the time the return mortar fire reaches us. I did the math.
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