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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 7h

Pen and watercolor

A pack of witches dance around a fire circle summoning a massive demon in the flames. One of our witches is down though, reader. She lets her sisters know that she won’t be continuing the circle. “Gotta sit this one out, sisters,” she says. “Rolled my ankle.”

I played around with adding a lot of detail to this scene (more shadows, trees in the background, etc.) I think the simpler version works but I’m not sure how I feel about the fire demon drawing. I think I like it. Was having trouble getting the composition of the scene set up with a text bubble in the bottom right. I do like the purple against the black dresses and little boots.

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anti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social · 17h

anything is a health food if you haven’t eaten in a long enough period of time

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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Today, 8 years ago, my friend, Saudi Journalist and Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered.

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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026

incredible news: we’re having the same arguments over and over for the rest of time

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What a time to be alive what a time to be a woman I cannot explain the hate in my heart and how I want to put my daughter back in the fucking womb instead of out into this absolute shit fuck show

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Megaholt 𓅃 @megaholt.medsky.social · 03/10/2026

All the things we’re taught often fail b/c the people who rape us…are not usually strangers who are hiding + waiting for us to be all alone in some remote area or dark alley. They’re people we know, trust, care about. They’re friends, family, colleagues, classmates, neighbors, community members.

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Do we think it’s excellent news I got myself a little colouring book and I can’t get the fucking caps off the markers? Hands. Do not do this to me.

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Jenne (she/her) Go Birds @jenne.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026

I got lost a lot and cried a lot.

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I do not know who these two fools are but I wish them evil I hope there is a ghost and it fucks them up, I seriously despise this stupid fucking world and knowing about it. Why would you show me these faces sir to the left did you cut your hair with a blender

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Larry @drsexhands.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

🎶she’s a maneater , little buff boys 🎶

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My dad grew up on a dairy farm and was like people tryna do what now? Oh fuck no I’d rather drink my own piss than raw milk

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I cannot express more that you should just get a goddamned RAKE if you can leaf blow for fucking hours. The rake is faster and doesn’t make me want to shove it straight up your ass

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Terrible news for my pacific time besties it’s actually 2pm not 2am. NO YOU DIDNT SLEEP AND LOST TRACK OF WHAT DAYS ARE IT COULD NEVER BE ME anyways time for my death nap i was gonna have more soup but.

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Spongebob Stillesque

ALT: Spongebob Stillesque

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miss andry @defnotadino.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Another day, another lunch break I’m sitting and thinking about The Rehearsal s2e3

youtu.be

Sully gets an iPod| The Rehearsal 02x03 Pilot's Code (1080p)

YouTube video by RandoSchmando

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

grocery store, show me your deals It went right back to water after and I do love the chef kiss low stock lmao some people furious everyone else “add to cart”

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I love salad oil in my cocktails

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

On this note I was gifted a vacuum sealer why am I afraid of it, it seems very easy and perfect to freeze my soups. My morbid fear of having to read the manual, I suppose Or I’m simply too tired to consider learning something practical even if it will take 3 minutes. koalabrainfog.

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

🍲🍲🍲 Sou’pdate: made vegetable soup with stuff that needed to go and the ends of a borscht I didn’t really like. It is so fucking good and I will never be able to recreate this. Will freeze some for future me

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🌈Danger Tits🌺 @dangertits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I laughed very hard indeed

Reddit comment
Everyone looks like a bicycle seat now

Adriana Lima or whoever, they all got the same bicycle seat face now

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Alice Ghostley @piegoblin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I should iterate, this is not a child that is related to me in any way.

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What’s up is me for more soup Who needs solids. Sometimes I’ll have chunky soup, that counts. This is now a soup account I am the worst for picking favourites, like well what’s my mood what’s the vibe? But my fav might be good lobster bisque. Or French onion. Been on a real borscht kick lately

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FormerGregSamsa @formergregsamsa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

May flights of soups sing thee to thy rest.

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Let down by my expectations since approx 1988. Olympics was kinda fun, I ate my special torch candle while waiting for the actual torch to come by. My dad didn’t notice until I’d ingested a fair amount.

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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I gave gotten between a dangerous man and a frightened woman more times than i can cont. ALWAYS while men stood by. Any time i have been in danger? Never, not once did a cis man help me.

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hotoynoodle @hotoynoodle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You are purposely minimizing what i said & what ALL women live. When a complete stranger on the sidewalk tried to touch my face & said, Baby i wanna cum in your hair, i didn't need or expect help. Being chased home, by a guy i cut off at my bar, it was finally 3 gay men who shooed me into their car.

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Entire body hurts someone bring me a flight of soups thank very much

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Maurice is the best kind of man because he tells you what he wants with his chest GO TO THE DECK SIT WITH ME okay king . He herded me out like a sheep dog 😂

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper.

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling.

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Everybody in the club getting sad about the future

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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

having anxiety:

A sign on a phone pole that says DANGER DUE TO and then doesn't list the reason

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summerghost @asummerghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Why, my ME/CFS fibro long covid and the gang buds, can we get too tired to sleep? I want to scream. What the actual stupid ass body fuck shit is this. Goodbye to today because I’ll fall asleep with no choice right when it’s a pain in the dick

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oh fyi everyone I like is a honey bun babe and I will call a stranger sweetie by accident just out my mouth before I can even, if they’ve been a sweetie

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Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Area Dog, Area Dog’s +1, and Neighbor Dog.

Three dogs stand on grass, their bodies pointing more or less toward each other. One, a little Sheltie, is inside a chain-link fence. The other two are black and white larger dogs on leashes trailing back toward the photographer.

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Jinxe the Enervated. @jinxe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Adapt Amelia Bedelia you cowards!

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🚗 Computer Caitlin 🧀 @teacherontopic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Yesterday a kindergartner forgot my name and called me "Miss-- Miss-- Miss... Piggy?" His teacher went "ohhh noooo" but tbh I was flattered to be compared to Her Royal Swineness.

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Barney tolerating Jet.

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oh my god I was having a coughing fit and my Maurice ran over to make sure I was okay, in the middle of his playing. I’m okay so he’s now back to it. Yoshi was JUST screaming to play with him, he got up for it and now Yoshi is like what? As if. Make me. (He will)

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Update I look so innocent but I am screaming. Brother play with me mother pick me up anyone attention me and, if treats are up for grabs I would accept that too

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Good night good morning the demon wishes you well

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Bitchshortage eats soup @bitchshortage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

2 am and I’ve woken up to sing my song it’s about how I’m gonna have soup and I’m never wrong it’s delicious and can be sipped out of a mug and I’ll take it to bed to be snug as a bug 🎶

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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

it’s forbidden content but i have watched this video of the AI songs a man made for his mistress after murdering his wife being played in court maybe 20 times today. It is one of the most compelling things i have ever seen

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