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Randolph Lee Welty

@randolphleewelty.bsky.social
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That’s an old picture. I look much worse now. Smart enough to know I’m stupid. I really talk like this in real life. Apologies. You know who else didn’t get likes? Jesus. FKA PorcupineEeyore

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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 9m
“Tucker Carlson? The non-computer haver?” bsky.app/profile/pale...
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 11m
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 12m
If anyone brings up Carlson in your social circle you should respond with, “Tucker Carlson? The horse fucker?”
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 13m
I can’t believe the mainstream discourse acts like we have to pretend these fascist goons are normal.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 20m
I hate to repeat this rhetoric but where were his parents? My kid’s 5 and knows not to try to eat what we saw in that picture.
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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 31m
who will the new press secretary be? wrong answers only
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 21m
Kid Rock But there’s a greater than zero chance that isn’t actually a wrong answer.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 22m
Both upgraded unfortunately.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 24m
Imagine telling your neighbors how stupid you are… couldn’t be me.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 26m
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Michael Douglas: That's The Sad Truth
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 29m
I mean, Grandpa Simpson been trying to warn us all these years.
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Grampa Simpson's Stern Warning
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 34m
"If I don't build it, someone else will. And I would much rather that history's first artificially created human being be the result of my painstaking research than the work of some reckless Swiss scientist who doesn't share my commitment to safety." buff.ly/VofUcqn
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Won’t Someone Please Stop Me, Dr. Frankenstein, from Building the Creature?
“If I don’t build it, someone else will. And I would much rather that history’s first artificially created human being be the result of my painstaking resear...
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 36m
Everytime I make chili. Mostly realizing after the fact I have yet again forgotten to buy Fritos.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 38m
Oh goody, a new piece of evidence to show to my friends and family who still think they can play acceptability politics to win the respect of repugnant racists just dropped.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 42m
I want to have my kid have a place he’s forced to go to so I can get a moment’s peace.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 48m
lol yoda like
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Spongbob Meme
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 50m
Just got word the fire was put out.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 1h
Received a warning of a nearby brush fire from the school as soon as this posted.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 1h
Feels like fire weather out here today.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 2h
Behold, the modern Sisyphus!
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 2h
His voice could never be as deep as hers though.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 14h
(i’m not joking i was so mad when they went to the white house and i knew we would be cursed and we earned that curse)
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 14h
Well, we got what we fucking deserved tonight, didn’t we?
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 14h
For my ailing aunt from Cleveland I sure hope so.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 14h
Yeah. I don’t think I have ever seen it. Just clips to put it into context. And people have the temerity to act like this shit is ancient history.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 14h
I completely blacked out all the horrible native stuff. I must not have been fazed in the slightest when I was a kid.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 14h
Plenty of folks mentioned Song of the South but I showed my kid Peter Pan a few months ago and has completely blanked out all of the horrendously racist native caricature and the song.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 16h
Y’all watch Peter Pan recently? Hella racist.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 16h
Like, it’s in the actual headline.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 16h
I can think of one way to predict this.
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mythbri 🏳️‍🌈 @mythbri.bsky.social · 16h
If you are an OB-GYN and you believe in anything less than full bodily autonomy and universal access to healthcare then what is the point of you.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 17h
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Metropolis (1927) | Fritz Lang | Full Movie [HD]
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 18h
Echoing this sentiment.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 18h
With a tetanus covered pipe.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 18h
rockin the sure shot
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SharkusG @sharkusg.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
These people are evil.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 22h
I’m realizing this is more surprising to folks who never had a chance to see what millions of people type into any search box on the internet, when given the opportunity. People are lonely, confused, hungry for connection, frustrated about what they don’t understand, too busy to figure it all out.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 22h
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De Nada Bingo
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 23h
Almost hard to believe that the billionaire tax offends him more than seeing himself in a mirror but I begrudgingly allow it.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 23h
“Should we build more housing in California?” “Let’s ask people who already own homes.”
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 23h
To be clear I meant the highest bidder. I am not bidding for their services.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 23h
Isn’t Newsweek some private equity reputation launderer for this highest bidder at this point?
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James @elchopo99.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i want to eventually see the insanely long elon musk documentary, but in the interim, this short 2 paragraph nuclear bomb from @karlbode.com is about the single best description of elon ive ever seen
Quick reminder: Elon Musk is an unremarkable and virulent racist who cosplays as a supergenius engineer. He leveraged the money he lucked into at Paypal to opportunistically glom onto actual innovators and take singular credit for their work while consistently cutting corners in ways that put human lives at risk.

There's bottomless evidence he doesn't know how anything works, yet has found unsurprising financial success in a country being devoured alive by artifice.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 23h
The very idea of “solving basketball” fills me with rage.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 23h
I didn’t come up watching And1 mixtapes all those years for some dumbass computer to solve basketball.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 23h
I am a middle manager and I approve kicking more bosses asses.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Look. Fuck those 58 Democrats but more bosses need to get their ass kicked.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ok but I usually find it’s better to bludgeon the source of my friend’s angst and not my actual friends.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This is a bad turnout for the farm fair watermelon eating contest I destroyed this summer.
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Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Nazis don’t care about defending the future anymore. Sad.
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