Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 9m“Tucker Carlson? The non-computer haver?” bsky.app/profile/pale... 000
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 12mIf anyone brings up Carlson in your social circle you should respond with, “Tucker Carlson? The horse fucker?” 000
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 13mI can’t believe the mainstream discourse acts like we have to pretend these fascist goons are normal. 230
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 20mI hate to repeat this rhetoric but where were his parents? My kid’s 5 and knows not to try to eat what we saw in that picture. 010
Reposted by Randolph Lee WeltyCheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 31mwho will the new press secretary be? wrong answers only 461
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 21mKid Rock But there’s a greater than zero chance that isn’t actually a wrong answer. 120
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 24mImagine telling your neighbors how stupid you are… couldn’t be me. 110
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 26mstatic.klipy.comMichael Douglas: That's The Sad TruthAlt: Michael Douglas: That's The Sad Truth 010
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 29mI mean, Grandpa Simpson been trying to warn us all these years.static.klipy.comGrampa Simpson's Stern WarningAlt: Grampa Simpson's Stern Warning 120
Reposted by Randolph Lee WeltyMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 34m"If I don't build it, someone else will. And I would much rather that history's first artificially created human being be the result of my painstaking research than the work of some reckless Swiss scientist who doesn't share my commitment to safety." buff.ly/VofUcqnbuff.lyWon’t Someone Please Stop Me, Dr. Frankenstein, from Building the Creature?“If I don’t build it, someone else will. And I would much rather that history’s first artificially created human being be the result of my painstaking resear... 0247
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 36mEverytime I make chili. Mostly realizing after the fact I have yet again forgotten to buy Fritos. 020
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 38mOh goody, a new piece of evidence to show to my friends and family who still think they can play acceptability politics to win the respect of repugnant racists just dropped. 010
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 42mI want to have my kid have a place he’s forced to go to so I can get a moment’s peace. 250
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 48mlol yoda likestatic.klipy.comSpongbob MemeAlt: Spongbob Meme 020
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 1hReceived a warning of a nearby brush fire from the school as soon as this posted. 180
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 2hHis voice could never be as deep as hers though. 000
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 14h(i’m not joking i was so mad when they went to the white house and i knew we would be cursed and we earned that curse) 130
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 14hWell, we got what we fucking deserved tonight, didn’t we? 110
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 14hFor my ailing aunt from Cleveland I sure hope so. 130
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 14hYeah. I don’t think I have ever seen it. Just clips to put it into context. And people have the temerity to act like this shit is ancient history. 050
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 14hI completely blacked out all the horrible native stuff. I must not have been fazed in the slightest when I was a kid. 140
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 14hPlenty of folks mentioned Song of the South but I showed my kid Peter Pan a few months ago and has completely blanked out all of the horrendously racist native caricature and the song. 140
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 16hY’all watch Peter Pan recently? Hella racist. 5162
Reposted by Randolph Lee Weltymythbri 🏳️🌈 @mythbri.bsky.social · 16hIf you are an OB-GYN and you believe in anything less than full bodily autonomy and universal access to healthcare then what is the point of you. 2133
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 17hm.youtube.com/watch?v=enwB...m.youtube.comMetropolis (1927) | Fritz Lang | Full Movie [HD]YouTube video by VinFlix 182
Reposted by Randolph Lee WeltyAnil Dash @anildash.com · 22hI’m realizing this is more surprising to folks who never had a chance to see what millions of people type into any search box on the internet, when given the opportunity. People are lonely, confused, hungry for connection, frustrated about what they don’t understand, too busy to figure it all out. 1145079
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 22hstatic.klipy.comDe Nada BingoAlt: De Nada Bingo 030
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 23hAlmost hard to believe that the billionaire tax offends him more than seeing himself in a mirror but I begrudgingly allow it. 030
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 23h“Should we build more housing in California?” “Let’s ask people who already own homes.” 0110
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 23hTo be clear I meant the highest bidder. I am not bidding for their services. 140
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 23hIsn’t Newsweek some private equity reputation launderer for this highest bidder at this point? 140
Reposted by Randolph Lee WeltyJames @elchopo99.bsky.social · 15/10/2026i want to eventually see the insanely long elon musk documentary, but in the interim, this short 2 paragraph nuclear bomb from @karlbode.com is about the single best description of elon ive ever seen 4430146
Reposted by Randolph Lee WeltyI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 23hThe very idea of “solving basketball” fills me with rage. 5372
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 23hI didn’t come up watching And1 mixtapes all those years for some dumbass computer to solve basketball. 031
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 23hI am a middle manager and I approve kicking more bosses asses. 060
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Look. Fuck those 58 Democrats but more bosses need to get their ass kicked. 1110
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Ok but I usually find it’s better to bludgeon the source of my friend’s angst and not my actual friends. 160
Reposted by Randolph Lee WeltyThe Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 15/10/2026This is a bad turnout for the farm fair watermelon eating contest I destroyed this summer. 101007
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Nazis don’t care about defending the future anymore. Sad. 000