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Randy Braun

@randbot.bsky.social
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Weird dad, Philly adjacent, trying to doomscroll less and mostly not succeeding

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Randy Braun @randbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wait, are you telling me all those people on the infinite tandem bike aren’t actually Thrillionaires?
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Randy Braun @randbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Please join me in celebrating this video in the traditional way: watching it on a loop multiple times in a row
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Randy Braun @randbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Proud to be a small part of helping this fully fund on the first day! Kyle writes good comics!
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Kyle Starks @thekylestarks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
LOUISE SPROUSE IS LIVE! My new Kickstarter just launched - a coming-of-age hitman comic that's full of violence and heart. If you are enjoying END OF LIFE you'll *love* this one. Lots of cool rewards and add-ons! www.kickstarter.com/projects/the... #kickstarter #kickstartercomics #ncbd #comics
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Louise Sprouse Stole My Heart
A coming-of-age hitman comic from the three time Eisner nominated cartoonist Kyle Starks (END OF LIFE, RICK AND MORTY, LOBO, PEACEMAKER
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Randy Braun @randbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There are many inexplicable aspects to this, but none more so than: if you are going to do a Minion marketing tie-in with a type of fruit, there is ONE VERY OBVIOUS CHOICE
A bag of Minion-branded Mandarin oranges. You know, like the famous Minion catchphrase, “MAN-DA-RIN”
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Randy Braun @randbot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I really wanted to advocate for the top part of my larynx, but I just can't give it my full-throated support.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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DerkHerkenbersh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A cinema in Canada never received their Spider-Man Brand New Day posters so one of the employees drew his own and it is one of the greatest things I have ever seen
Hand drawn poster for spider-man brand new day featuring a lumpy, mis-shapen Spidey doing web shooter hand pose. Writing at the bottom reads “sorry! We never received the real posters! Sorry for any incoveniences!”
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hm, has Meta ever been known to do funky math that led to the obliteration of whole industries? Trying to remember.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It should be exclusively referred to this way
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
despite being one of the more difficult monsters to make a movie about—narratively and visually—the concept of werewolves has never left the public imagination, most likely because it expresses a universal fear of how much it would be everybody's problem if men had periods
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
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Randy Braun @randbot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I was familiar with Trump Take Egg and Trump Take Gas, but was not prepared for Trump Take Cricket...
A sign on the door of a Petsmart that says "Due to national supply issues, cricket quantities are temporarily limited to 51 per customer."
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Randy Braun @randbot.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The culmination of the attitude that writing a children's book is an easy thing that anyone can do, rather than an art form that is EXTREMELY HARD to do well but very easy to produce a boring pile of doggerel (see also: nearly every celebrity who writes a children's book)
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Brian Tyree Henry should have won an Oscar for the part in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse where the Spot says, “Spider-Man, you created me,” and he says “Spider-Man, why’d you create that guy?
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
On the tombstone.
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Julie - TrexPushups @trexpushups.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A bright orange and red crab on dark gray rocks. 

White impact font text says 

If you hold a crab up to your ear you can hear what it is like to be attacked by a crab
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Randy Braun @randbot.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I am resigned to receiving texts from unknown blue PACs forever, but this one made me so MAD. Disrupt, the way to be "the Dem's answer toTPUSA" maybe shouldn't be "lie as much as they do"!!
"BREAKING: Trump just finished his national address. He announced China and Venezuela STOLE the 2020 election and he will use this as basis to REMOVE two US Senators - Warnock & Ossoff. 

It could've easily been written off as another ambling and convoluted Trump speech  — but sadly this could be his most consequential. What he said will change US history.  

Using the justification he presented the GOP can now ban mail in ballots, control voting machines, and legitimize Bannon's plan to deploy the 82nd and 101st Airborne regiments and ICE to polling locations. 

His claim of China and Venezuela stealing a presidential election will now pave the way for a fascist coup that will deliver him the 2026 midterms and cement MAGA control of all levers of US government for the rest of his term and beyond...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/07/2026
the president is lying again he lies every day, constantly, about everything, and he makes us listen to his lies, and I am very tired of them
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Randy Braun @randbot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I dunno but I think Wasp Fortinbras is about to show up
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Terry McGlynn @hormiga.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If you have time to browse bluesky this weekend, you have time to submit your comment on the proposed OMB rule to politicize science funding agencies. This one is important. Here's my comment if some inspiration will help. 🧪 scienceforeveryone.science/submit-your-...
scienceforeveryone.science
Submit your OMB comment this weekend.
This one is important. It's due on Monday.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your family sucks.
The Sopranos. Christopher Moltisanti explains meme.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
what a surprise. again, he reacted like this when the Nazi tattoo was revealed! he wasn't contrite, there was no actual acceptance or suggestion of change, it was pure entitlement and anger. All of this should have been obvious.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The Onion Bill DeBlasio headline, changed to "Fetterman: 'Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find An Oaf That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?'"
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The owner of X is embracing an explicitly fascist ideology which is opposed to liberalism, universal suffrage, and racial equality—and yet every Democrat in Congress and most journalists still use his website every day. It’s absolutely disgusting.
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/07/2026
celebrating the good parts of america today. if you don’t think there are any good parts, just look to all the stuff the fascists are desperate to stifle
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Camelina @camelina.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"America will survive Donald Trump but she cannot survive thermostatic oscillation between attempted national suicide and cleaning up the mess every four to eight years."
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 03/07/2026
nyc friends be careful outside today. its even worse than yesterday, the 2019 film about a man who remembers the beatles
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
People who spiral out overusing LLM chatbots are really just experiencing the kind of brain-damaging stream of unconditional validation that’s always been the norm for the hyper-wealthy, which explains a lot.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Very thankful for this letter to Becky Pepper-Jackson (the 16 year-old trans girl SCOTUS ruled against yesterday) from James Dale, a gay man whose expulsion from the Boy Scouts was upheld by the Supreme Court in 2000.
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To the Trans Girl Who Just Lost at the Supreme Court: So Did I 26 Years Ago
A letter to Becky Pepper Jackson about her trans sports case defeat at SCOTUS yesterday
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 01/07/2026
Donald Trump is a very stupid fucking person who genuinely has no idea how anything works and the U.S. press should never be allowed to live down their failure in communicating this mercilessly and clearly to the U.S. public
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Randy Braun @randbot.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The real headline on the birthright decision should be about how the entire argument for voting against it, “birth tourism,” is an imaginary crisis!
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"fool me once" is spanish for "fool me eleven"
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Randy Braun @randbot.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
RETVRN to the original Victorian meaning of "it's morbin time"
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Randy Braun @randbot.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I hope he also has an enamel flag lapel pin that he takes off and on throughout the ceremony.
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Randy Braun @randbot.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Mr. Smith (a short-lived 1983 sitcom about a superintelligent orangutan who goes to Washington to work for the government)
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Randy Braun @randbot.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I have many problems with the NYT but this is a GREAT example of the power of actual investigative reporting — an AI cheating tool and a separate shady marketer BOTH closed up shop as a direct result of this piece!
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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Both Hillary Clinton and Marco Rubio seem to be describing Netanyahu using the same tactic 14 years apart. The difference is, it seems, the same tactic worked this time.
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Hillary Clinton says when she was Secretary of State there was "constant" and "relentless" pressure by Prime Minister Netanyahu and then-Defense Minister Ehud Barak to secure
U.S. backing for a military strike against Iran.
Clinton recalled hours-long phone calls where Israeli officials used leverage tactics, frequently telling her their "planes are on the tarmac" to imply an imminent, unilateral strike.
Clinton says she would respond to pressure like that with: "Well, good luck."
The New Yorker's David Remnick asks if she felt the U.S. was being manipulated or "played" by a foreign ally that receives an enormous amount of American aid, Clinton agreed and said it happened "all the time" due to Netanyahu's intense focus on the issue.

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Marco Rubio: "We knew that there was going to be an Israeli action. We knew that that would precipitate an attack against American forces, and we knew that if we didn't preemptively go after them before they launched those attacks, we would suffer higher casualties."
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
youre not going to believe this but the dumb assholes we put in charge have fucked everything up
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“yeah i can tell it was AI generated. how? just vibes, yeah. it has that certain gen-AI sais quoi”
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Tom @nowwearealltom.com · 08/06/2026
Terrifying
Brakrooms. Backrooms but, but Brak is there.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
the january 6 insurrectionists were there to kill democrats and they wouldve done it if they’d found any
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/05/2026
my favorite thing about Species (1995) is that some lady in Puerto Rico was watching Species and was like, “this is real.” and that’s how the chupacabra got invented
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