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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 24m
Just when you think another Guy won’t pop up BAM Dermot Mulroney
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randall "tex" boggs @cinatyte.bsky.social · 32m
Good friends are getting married today - I'm trying to think of creative things to spam their phones with, but nothing will ever be funnier than this:
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 11h
More like The Least Jedd-i
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 14h
CLARENCE
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 16h
@mjneuman.bsky.social
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 19h
God Shammgod
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Jess @baconjess.bsky.social · 21h
OMG JANESVILLE MENTIONED (Is this going to count as Waseca County's weird outstate statuary?)
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 22h
Next time I’m blasting out some D-Juice on the work toilet, guess what? It’s because I got laid, not because I had a milkshake after 6pm, 𝐌𝐎𝐌! nypost.com/2026/10/08/h...
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Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise — and it’s morphing into a drug-resistant superbug
The infection is evolving into something that’s “close to untreatable,” one expert said.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/02/2025
mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nicolas Cage is in town filming on location in Stillwater and Marine on St. Croix. I found some places where he and I could hang out if he has some down time. I bet it'd be pretty fun.
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Six Places Nicolas Cage and I Can Hang Out While He's Here
Midwest Excellence, a newsletter by RandBall's Stu (from the internet)
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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 09/10/2026
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AF @arkansasfred.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m starting to think the two parties aren’t actually the same.
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
To be very clear Arizona State is better than every Ivy
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
heater m.youtube.com/watch?v=1alT...
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Cool As Kim Deal
YouTube video by The Dandy Warhols - Topic
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Jon Marthaler @jonmarthaler.com · 08/10/2026
When Stu started this countdown, I was hoping beyond hope that my home county could somehow make it into the top 50. We gave it a good run, but ultimately Stu does not have as much respect for the natural beauty of Big Stone Lake as I hoped he might.
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Vontaze Burfict reacting to this joke
i didn't mean it, vontaze
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
is there more than one arizona state
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Minnesota Counties, Ranked: Number 53: Big Stone County. With assistance from @jonmarthaler.com!
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Minnesota Counties, Ranked: Number 53: Big Stone County
Midwest Excellence, a newsletter by RandBall's Stu (from the internet)
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You're in NoHo (Norm of Houston)
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now
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Chris Collingwood @lookparkmusic.com · 07/10/2026
It's gonna happen with the cameras on and they will say he's not asleep. They will be right
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They have shown Jim Thome and Carl Willis during this broadcast. I like it more than I should
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a perfect record
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nada Surf's most popular song, "Popular", doesn't sound at all like the rest of their catalog. But it's very important to note that both the song and the catalog are totally rad. Yes: the big early career funny song IS RAD. The video for "Popular" is likewise rad. youtu.be/hAFuD-S-e_E?...
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Nada Surf – Popular (Official Video) [Remastered in HD]
YouTube video by nada surf
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can’t endorse this post hard enough
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
maybe adjacent to the Stephen A. thing and his audience, maybe not, but these products/services were advertised IN A ROW on the local sports talk radio outlet on Monday afternoon: Male stamina chews Ignition interlock device installers Family law attorneys
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
1. sports are for everyone or they're for no one at all 2. that is an INCREDIBLE shirt arktimes.com/food-and-cul...
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Can a Black gay man still call the hogs? - Arkansas Times
White heteronormativity has long dominated the University of Arkansas. What does that mean for Black gay Arkansans?
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Aaron Gleeman @aarongleeman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Whether they like it or not, this is what ESPN has become. Stephen A. Smith gets a $40 million salary and the biggest platform possible to shout this crap on a daily basis across multiple shows.
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As promised/threatened, the Midwest Excellence merch store is open, including this 3/4 sleeve raglan number. More colorways/items to come. midwestexcellence.myshopify.com
this 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt will make you sexy as hell
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He’s live streaming this on NormTok fyi
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Brillo in Rome, super friendly and unpretentious: brillorestaurant.com/en Best gelato I’ve ever had at Gay-Odin in Naples: gay-odin.it?srsltid=AU7g...
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Gay-Odin | Fabbrica di cioccolato
Storica azienda napoletana, Gay Odin produce dalla fine del 1800 cioccolata artigianale di qualità. Da dicembre 2013 Gay-Odin è anche su piattaforma e-commerce per acquistare cioccolata online.
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
quit reading my journal corbett
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
turns out a danish accent works for both pennsylvania dutch and korugan characters
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I liked Lanterns but I think they should have steered into "...and featuring Kai Proctor as Sinestro" for us Banshee knowers
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sha la la
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If, like me, you celebrate Jay Ferguson's entire catalog, not just "Thunder Island," he played Hammond organ on "Life's Been Good."
pure fucking sex
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Season 1 of Hector Swimming Pool Bangers wraps up with a song whose b-side is called "Theme from Boat Weirdos."
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Hector Swimming Pool Bangers: 'Life's Been Good,' Joe Walsh
Midwest Excellence, a newsletter by RandBall's Stu (from the internet)
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s Christmas every day in America’s little Bavaria www.frankenmuth.org/christmas/
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Christmas in Frankenmuth | Frankenmuth
Festive? Well, that’s an understatement. Here in Frankenmuth, you can feel the magic of Christmas the whole year through!
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
William, you’re aware of Frankenmuth’s other claim to fame, right?
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 05/10/2026
There Is No bottom
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Heather from AP Bio pointing at a painting of Jesus saying “damn, who’s this beefcake?”
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It was kind of a nice break from Lisa Demuth feigning empathy and Michele Tafoya feigning human emotions, honestly.
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Why Am I Seeing Texas Political Ads During a Minnesota Football Game?
Midwest Excellence, a newsletter by RandBall's Stu (from the internet)
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Salem’s Lot and the kid floating outside the bedroom window will FUCK YOU UP
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Best NFL analyst.
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
FUCKING AROUND
Wheel Puzzle with R and N showing
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Ronald McDonald is such a good clown name. You wouldn't have thought of it. You would have given him something obvious like Bloopers McBurger, the name of a clown. They gave him the name of a man.
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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let It Be (the good one) is 42 today. Here’s one of the best songs in the English language m.youtube.com/watch?v=bTNd...
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Answering Machine
YouTube video by The Replacements - Topic
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