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Ramzi S 🌍🏆

@ramzis.bsky.social
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Football, theatre and comedy. Edfringe. Rubbish birdwatcher.

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Premier League @eng-premierleague.bsky.social · 10h
Eden Hazard with his dancing shoes on 🕺
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 12h
Agh!
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 15h
I don't usually respond to obvious idiots/bots/scammers in the DMs etc, but this one opened with the perfect line for me to follow up with.
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Unbelievable. Unbelievable technique. Unbelievable play. Unbelievable defending. Unbelievable commentary
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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Topper @topperuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My mate’s dad always used to say: “The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more”. Great bloke - terrible anaesthetist.
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Paintings of London @paintingsoflondon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
'The Tube Station', Bank Station (c.1932) by Cyril Power
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine you are participating a light bit of dogging in a quiet farmers field in the Cotswolds & the next thing happening is the President of America is claiming credit for catching you in the international news & there’s now a photo of you on every major news outlet in the world?
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Crime Girl @crimegirl.co.uk · 28/09/2026
I am a barrister who once spent time seconded to the CPS serious crimes unit making charging decisions. Today, you can pretend to be one too and work through the decision-making framework in a very serious case. The police have multiple suspects in custody and the phone just rang. 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 📱 👮‍♀️ 🚨
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Topper @topperuk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
* For clarity, and the avoidance of doubt, I have never said "cool" in my life.
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When was Maresca put in charge of the women’s team? This playing out is suicidal
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Topper @topperuk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Her: "I slept with three blokes before I met you". Me: "But I was only 20 minutes late".
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well that’s cheered me up…
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hello! Hello! Chelsea are back! Chelsea are back! In 10th place
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“We didn’t have this queer shit back in my day” dude, in the first world war we had Biplanes
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Police extend section 35 dispersal order for tomorrow’s match between Millwall and West Ham (shown in yellow)
A map of Greater London
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Old.
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've said versions of this before but social media is meant to be fun, WAS fun for some years, and we hit problems when people started to believe it was a viable way of conducting debate.
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Movie pitch: Shark. Bitten by werewolf. Wereshark. Only Neve Campbell can fight it. She's a marine biologist. With a secret.
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In the Fernandez derby today it finished Rat 0 Twat 1
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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Moaning about Farage's £72m is just the politics of envy....for example, I'm envious of countries who don't allow shady c***s to own their politicians
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I may have mentioned this before but Martinez stats for last couple of years have been very bad apparently. After the last two games I see why 😢
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Twenty five years. RIP Bill Steiner, Catherine Fagan and in particular Vince Gallucci, who remains one of the greatest guys I ever worked with.
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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Glaciers collapse, disasters ensue. And then we’re expected to ignore all that because we can make fun AI images and google can badly summarise Wikipedia. Seriously. AI - Fuck off.
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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
For years - decades - we’ve been imploring people to save trees by using less paper, to conserve water by flushing less for urine than faeces, to save energy by switching off lightbulbs. This year, Europe roasted in unbelievably high temperatures.
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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’ve reached the point - well actually, I reached it a while ago - where I’m militantly anti-AI. Fine - use it in bioscience labs and radiology where it might help analyse data more effectively. Use it sparingly for systems engineering. Everywhere else, it can fuck off.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 09/09/2026
what would be funny would be to make ai illegal based on that “it’s got a ten per cent chance of killing by everyone” tweet and then making them defend that statement in court
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Stuart @bluenote1905.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Who built this squad
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nichrome77.bsky.social @nichrome77.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
As a person of Jewish heritage: protesting Netanyahu’s genocide against the Palestinians is what moral Jews who remember what happened to us in the Holocaust should do.
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is just to say... I have stolen the work that you spent years creating and which you were probably hoping would pay your bills But online sharing doesn't count It's actually a compliment So fuck you BTW, I'm a fan
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Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Joining Isy Suttie on 28th Sept at the Leicester Sq Theatre is the traitorous or faithful James Acaster. Still some £18.50 tickets available if you are quick www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/richard...
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hats off to the nurse at my MRI scan today. I asked for Frank Turner on the headphones and the first track up was Recovery! And a few songs later, Get Better 😂
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Anyone can buy an extra 4 tickets for Wednesday night’s game. Blimey
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Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The RNLI have some of the best people in Britain volunteering for them. They put their lives on the line when they are called on and they will rescue anyone who needs them. Because every life matters, and offering help is the right thing to do. You can donate here: rnli.org
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RNLI - Royal National Lifeboat Institution - Saving Lives at Sea
The RNLI is the charity that saves lives at sea. We do this through lifeboat search and rescue, lifeguards, water safety education and international interventions.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude.
Two cats on a platformed tower. One is on the lower level, head hidden behind the middle section. The second is on the top tier with only their head showing.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 04/09/2026
my grandfather disapproved of d.i.y. because he was a staunch trade unionist and he didn’t believe in taking work away from a tradesman i disapprove of ai for similar reasons
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
a professor dressed up as spider-man in front of a white screen which has text saying "sharon i've changed". the quoted images are of a man dressed as some sort of arthurian knight(?) having his plastic sword confiscated by security
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When I said I wanted something to distract attention from the £5 million gift, I didn't mean this.
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
From the excellent @davidsquires.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
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David Squires on … the art of the transfer deal
Our cartoonist looks through the ages to chart the evolution of the football transfer into its modern construct
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Horsepower is an insane unit. Imagine buying a refrigerator rated at 3.7 raccoonstrengths.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 02/09/2026
well you’re the one who said they wanted us to communicate more clearly during sex, over
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
After a surprisingly quiet deadline day 🤯 we’re looking like this (Scottish window shuts tomorrow I believe)
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Edinburgh Festival Fringe @edfringe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
06 – 30 Aug 2027 🙂
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@edfringe.bsky.social Hi have the dates for 2027 been announced yet?
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Is this season going to be played as a year long tribute to Kevin Keegan’s management style?
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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I know we've been doing long contracts but 20 years is excessive, especially for a 33 year old
Chelsea official announcement of Martinez in which he has signed "a xx-year deal"
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Argentina++
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