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Ramzi S 🌍🏆

@ramzis.bsky.social
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Football, theatre and comedy. Edfringe. Rubbish birdwatcher.

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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 12h
Not really better. Missed by 5 minutes either side 🙄 Loconundrum #211 ⬜🟨⬜ 🚂 ⬜⬜🟩 🚂🚂 ⬜⬜⬜ 🚂 ⬜⬜🟩 🚂 ⬜⬜⬜ 🚂 🟩🟩🟩
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ha ha ha! Yeah they started letting us out then stopped when a mob turned up outside. My biggest regret? They were selling LFC Champions 2013-14 t-shirts on the walk up to the ground, and I was sooooo tempted
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We were stuck waiting for them to let us out and saw a couple of blokes go through a door, so thought why not? Looked left and there was the fucking pitch! 😂 Went right and you could just walk out…
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Who remembers being locked in for our own protection at Anfield in 2014? The locals didn’t take the result very well! 😂
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You’re supposed to keep the old memories! 😂
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Harry the Haddock? Watford and their hornets? Even inflatable celery?
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They’ve gone retro apparently - remember the early 90s inflatables?
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Anna H @athenepallas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Latest far right malign effect - unfounded accusations of immigrants stealing wild birds to eat have led to a physical assault on a volunteer rescuing a cygnet. The Greenwich Wildlife Network statement is long, but worth a read - it's thoughtful, courageous and impeccably argued:
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My first decent score Loconundrum #210 ⬜🟩⬜ 🚂🚂🚂 🟩🟩🟩
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 11/10/2026
given the events at yorkshire wildlife park, hull’s “mauled by the tigers” song now counts as tragedy chanting
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We can but hope, I hope you’re keeping well x
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Loooong day x
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sending you good luck 🤞🏻 I’m shattered - my arms aren’t used to crutches! But it was worth it 👊🏻
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🙌🏻
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Gillian Martin @gillmartin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Graham gets it #wealthtax #fairtaxation
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jordan Henderson has one less G/A for Chelsea in the PL than Madueke has for Arsenal. Legend
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What’s your ETA for London?
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh no! Sorry to hear this T 💔
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Rachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Worst Arse in the World - 10cc
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moody Arse - Elvis
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don’t it make my brown arse blue Bette Davis Arse - Kim Carnes Arse of Gold - Neil Young
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sound of the Arse - The Members Sound of the Arse - Human League Sound of the Arse - Girls Aloud The Sound of Arse - S&G Sound and Arse - Bowie Sound of da Arse - KRS1
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
B.Eng. 😂 I meant I got it on my last turn
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
On my last go. Not my neck of the woods, I continue to be terrible at this
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How do you know all the stations in the UK? I just don’t get it! Spent almost all my guesses trying to think of stations around you-know-where
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do you think he’s good at taking advice?
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hugely dishonest to pass off a sentence for setting off a bomb as "destroying a camera"
Misleading statement by "journalist" Andrew Pierce
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Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fucking Hell, this is embarrassing www.chortle.co.uk/features/202...
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John Cleese's Ministry of Silly Tweets : Features 2026 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guide
John Cleese's Ministry of Silly Tweets - How the comic spreads misinformation on X
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Ian M @marriotti67.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He probably thinks this award is about him.
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also sadly quite a few who just aren’t up to the job regardless of bias
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Commentator “she was absolutely wiped out by Carpenter there” Replay shows Carpenter playing ball in 100% clean tackle 🙄
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had to look that up! Aldershot Shots?
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ah respect! I didn’t even know there was a track there, assumed it would have been Scunny. Had the pleasure of watching young Tai at Rye House for two seasons ripping up the Premier League in 2007 and 2008. What a racer, and I called it right for once when I said “future world champion”
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like a bit of speedway but all ‘my’ tracks shut down 😢. Wembley, White City and Rye House most recently. Where are you?
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Magnificent
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
👍🏻
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’s the Kova I know and love!
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's weird to live in a time where the Pope keeps making better statements on current affairs than any secular world leader seems able or willing to.
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Paintings of London @paintingsoflondon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
'Rush Hour Rain' by Diana Croft dianacroftart.com
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Premier League @eng-premierleague.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Eden Hazard with his dancing shoes on 🕺
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Agh!
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't usually respond to obvious idiots/bots/scammers in the DMs etc, but this one opened with the perfect line for me to follow up with.
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Unbelievable job at switching the point of attack
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Unbelievable overlapping run
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Unbelievable. Unbelievable technique. Unbelievable play. Unbelievable defending. Unbelievable commentary
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate to agree with the bloke but he’s not wrong
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