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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why do I keep scrolling. What am I expecting to happen that hasn't happened already
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Ralf Haring @ralfharing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this was an excellent convo!
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Ralf Haring @ralfharing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lanterns 👎
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Ralf Haring @ralfharing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the only sane RTO plan is maximum flexibility the majority of the time, with short concentrated bursts of mandatory in office time. 2 weeks per quarter should be bringing entire orgs together for 10 consecutive days, while the other 10 weeks people should work from wherever they want.
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Ralf Haring @ralfharing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dark Matter is mostly an impenetrable slog at this point, but the standalone s2e5 was *stellar*. minimalistic and touching. probably the best episode of the entire series.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Ralf Haring @ralfharing.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if the last third of The Odyssey felt rushed, watch The Return (2024). it starts with Odysseus (Ralph Fiennes) arriving in Ithaca and the entire movie is just about ... his return.
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Ralf Haring @ralfharing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this show is sadly pretty disappointing now. 🫤 i thought season 1 was excellent! it's just eons of time spent on labyrinthine machinations now. the introduction of silo 1 and its mega technology has also done the show no favors.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 11/09/2026
The real legacy of 9/11 is what we see happening in the US right now. Organizations purportedly formed to combat terrorism are being used by a demented sociopathic president to terrorize the citizens of the US, and turn the nation into a white supremacist dictatorship.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Phil Szostak @philszostak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“Tony [Gilroy] finally turned to me, and he said, ‘Hey, you just got to stop pitching plot. Plot is bullshit. Plot is what happens when you get the behavior right. Pitch me a line of dialogue, pitch me atmosphere, pitch me something visual. Stop pitching stuff that happens.’” 1/2
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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
critical to remember that for a lot of dolly's adult life she was a punchline - the reverence is recent. nevertheless she persisted etc
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Ralf Haring @ralfharing.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
thank fucking god
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Just saw a thing where a director talked about taking out sex/nudity because audiences don’t want to see it. Here’s an idea: fuck the audience. I’m the chef & they’ll eat what I serve them and like it. *The audience* knows what they want? Why don’t you let a toddler drive a car next?
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Ralf Haring @ralfharing.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Subterranean Masquerade just sounds like no one else
youtu.be
SUBMASQ "Sanctified" - Official Video
YouTube video by Willowtip Records
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/07/2026
please god let me turn off another user's stupid fucking retweets already
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Felicity Hannah @felicityhannah.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My son just told me is favourite sentence is: “I didn’t say we should kill him” because if you emphasise each different word it changes the entire meaning
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
My dad recently said, about something else, "You can't expect a pirate to plant," and I seethed with rage that he did not drop this insanely useful metaphor ten years ago.
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Ralf Haring @ralfharing.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Metallica @ Webster Hall 2016. Tiny 1500 capacity venue, by their standards. If I had talked to the right person just a few hours before I did, they had an in to get comped tickets.
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The founder we should talk more about is Thomas Paine, who will fuck your shit up every time. Here he is in The Rights of Man just ripping into any ideas of "originalism" and that kind of garbage.
Every age and generation must be as free to act for itself, in all cases, as the ages and generations which preceded it. The vanity and presumption of governing beyond the grave, is the most ridiculous and insolent of all tyrannies. Man has no property in man; neither has any generation a property in the generations which are to follow. The parliament or the people of 1688, or of any other period, had no more right to dispose of the people of the present day, or to bind or to controul them in any shape whatever, than the parliament or the people of the present day have to dispose of, bind or controul those who are to live a hundred or a thousand years hence. Every generation is, and must be, competent to all the purposes which its occasions require. It is the living, and not the dead, that are to be accommodated.
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Jason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 05/07/2026
A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.
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Ralf Haring @ralfharing.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ay! Naranjas en la cabeza!
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Ralf Haring @ralfharing.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
silo season 3, going with *that* tired old trope? extremely disappointing. starting off on a pretty sour note...
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
45 years ago today. Buried on page 20 on a holiday Friday just like this one, news that changed the world. www.nytimes.com/1981/07/03/u...
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RARE CANCER SEEN IN 41 HOMOSEXUALS (Published 1981)
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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 28/06/2026
Mel Brooks has been around for 40% of the US's existence.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
You have some wonderful stories of basically getting away with stuff at the studios.

I’d learned one very simple trick: say yes. Simply say yes. Like Joseph E. Levine, on “The Producers,” said, “The curly-haired guy—he’s funny looking. Fire him.” He wanted me to fire Gene Wilder. And I said, “Yes, he’s gone. I’m firing him.” I never did. But he forgot. After the screening of “Blazing Saddles,” the head of Warner Bros. threw me into the manager’s office, gave me a legal pad and a pencil, and gave me maybe twenty notes. He would have changed “Blazing Saddles” from a daring, funny, crazy picture to a stultified, dull, dusty old Western. He said, “No farting.” I said, “It’s out.”That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.

I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.

That’s great advice for life.

It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Shin Godzilla's theme of a stuffy political old guard being both unprepared and unwilling to handle apocalyptic disaster and effectively forcing a proactive new group to take the reins is, ummm, pretty timely.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/06/2026
new take™ www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNFi...
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Keir Starmer is a Cautionary Tale (For Democrats)
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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Kelly “Free Link” McGonigal @kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
“Why’s it taking so long to take down the name when they put it up so fast?” yeah, undoing every single thing he’s done is gonna be exactly like that, get used to it
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
hey its actually a gigantic problem that 1 of the 2 major political parties in this country are consistently claiming any election they dont win has been “stolen” or “rigged”
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.
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Ralf Haring @ralfharing.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Butter Robot Cartoon Animation
ALT: Butter Robot Cartoon Animation
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Ralf Haring @ralfharing.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine
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Ralf Haring @ralfharing.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
don't the drones understand that it's their job to support the chosen narrative? not exercise judgment and free will about how they can best do their work?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/05/2026
this is such a great encapsulation of what the various factions of the reactionary right want. i might add that they envision themselves as slave masters and the rest of us, in one way or another, as their slaves. betterdonkey.substack.com/p/the-vra-wa...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Lucy snatches the football away from Charlie Brown causing him to fly up in the air and shout "AAUGH!" Charlie, however, continues to fall upwards. He says "haha yes, it is finally happening..." Lucy looks on in disbelief. Charlie rises and says "I am ascending to the realm of God to take my fated plave at his right hand." As he rockets into the stratosphere he shouts "this is the reward for my endless suffering! This is my reward!!"
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/05/2026
wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like
A Saguaro cactus that looks as if it has two eyes and is striding through the landscape in a jaunty manner, perhaps whistling a tune
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I think about this all the time.
@depthsofwiki

The "Ship of Theseus" article has been edited 1792 times since it was created in July of 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article (seen below) remain.
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Ralf Haring @ralfharing.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Top 15 TV shows ever, gut instinct Chernobyl The Twilight Zone The Wire The Good Place Star Trek Arrested Development Andor Halt and Catch Fire Monty Python's Flying Circus Midnight Mass Shogun The Colbert Report Samurai Jack Better Call Saul Taskmaster
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Fiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.
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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Ralf Haring @ralfharing.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Anaconda (1997) > Anaconda (2025)
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Sequential Scholars @sequentialscholars.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Many successful comic strips continue indefinitely. But Bill Watterson’s final #CalvinAndHobbes comic strip appeared in newspapers on December 31st, 1995, concluding a 10-year run. Some fans & critics have struggled to let go. Others argue the strip’s ending is perfectly endless. 1/12 #ComicsStudies
The final Calvin and Hobbes comic strip, in which the title character encounters fresh snow in the woods and hop on their sled, as Calvin enthusiastically declares, “Let’s go exploring!”
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Andy Khouri @andykhouri.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Breathtaking new image of the moon from Artemis II.
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Petergeist Clines @peterclines.com · 31/03/2026
Star Trek figured this out thirty years ago. It's not hard. Even an old, drunk Klingon got it.
A set of screenshots from DEEP SPACE NINE. An old Klingon throws his arms around Dax and shouts "Curzon, my beloved old friend!" 

Dax returns the hug and says "I'm Jadzia now."

The Klingon grabs her shoulders, smiles, and says "Jadzia, my beloved old friend!"
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