Evan @rainbowcarrot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Overheard in the Fens: “It is a Tatte but it’s not that Tatte.” 010
Reposted by EvanLetterboxd @letterboxd.social · 11/10/2026the party ended two years ago but i'm still here 🎾 432754
Evan @rainbowcarrot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026They should make a separate lane for people who actually know how to drive 010
Reposted by EvanLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4083521910601
Reposted by EvanMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026FUCK I broke my 1500 day streak on my smart thermostat's daily jumble puzzle. The app is locking me out of adjusting my home temperature now because I'm out of gems. The word was SAVORY. 71380148
Reposted by Evanbrent @murrman5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026yogurts should come in a five pack not four pack or make the work week four days 412319
Reposted by EvanA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on 8685432214
Reposted by EvanScreamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Our form of government must be completely reformed. With an imperial presidency, a deeply anti-democratic legislative body largely captured by corporate interests, and a roguish Supreme Court almost entirely insulated from democratic influence, there is no serious way forward. 838466
Reposted by Evan☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026he’s actually right about this! example: if you tell me you’re a registered Republican in 2026 i’m going to assume you’re pro-pedophilia. simple! 0321
Reposted by EvanGovernor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 05/09/2026Good news: he lost. 10344977810054
Reposted by Evanmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026it's insane they do this bend-over-backwards "critics say it raises questions" shit when the actual law just says "its illegal to put living people on currency" 14149671149
Reposted by EvanCollin Murr @collinmurr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“Sorry, Liz. I thought she was that lady who keeps losing the songwriting Oscars.” 12859101
Reposted by EvanBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026No fucking shit buddy. This is what we were trying to tell you. 966135412212
Reposted by EvanMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I don't think it should be controversial to say, "we will not provide financial or military assistance to a country where the Minister of National Security brags about popping people's dreams of 'food' and 'education' then sending them to a prison where they are starved." 8650361163
Evan @rainbowcarrot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026You can actually take a moving van on Storrow if you’re a good driver. 000
Evan @rainbowcarrot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026A lot of gays looking for Wordle 1,895 4/6 ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟨 ⬛️⬛️🟨🟨⬛️ ⬛️🟨🟨🟨⬛️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 000
Reposted by Evanweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I got in on the ground floor of a successful company. The lobby is beautiful. Here comes security. 1558799
Reposted by EvanKai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Your regular reminder Republicans in Congress fully support this. 1552389604
Reposted by EvanErnest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 12/08/2026the media when the centrist loses by 1% vs the media when the leftist loses by (less than) 1% 11780241990
Reposted by EvanRep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 31/07/2026While you were over here trying to figure out how you were going to cover the rent and food—this guy was over there using $5.1 million in taxpayer money YOU paid into the system to cover these statues in 23 karat gold. Yeah, he did that. 77068623213
Reposted by EvanBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Once you have a lot of money it becomes easier to get more money by doing nothing, which disincentivizes work. This is why all our billionaires post insane bullshit all day. If they had to work they'd be too busy to act like this, doubly benefiting society 274483653
Reposted by EvanJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 24/07/2026It is political malpractice for Democratic senators to be helping Trump fill judicial vacancies four months before the midterms. Completely unserious people.ballsandstrikes.substack.comI Am Begging Senate Democrats to Do Anything Other Than Help Confirm Trump JudgesFour months before the 2026 midterms, three Democratic lawmakers have decided to give a historically unpopular president a little boost. 10556411339
Reposted by Evanthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Democrats meeting: maybe we can win voters by being more like the republicans Republicans meeting: Satan is turning everyone into trans homeless Mexican communists and the only way we can stop them is by being bigger pedophiles 012933
Reposted by EvanElizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 21/07/2026The Trump admin WITHHELD that nearly 100 U.S. troops were injured by Iran in the past 2 weeks. 400+ Americans have been injured. 18 service members have been killed. It's a tremendous sacrifice. But Trump can't even explain how America is better off or how his war will end. 1212391948
Reposted by EvanMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal. 20358812224825
Evan @rainbowcarrot.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Having a bad day and then seeing a candid photo of yourself in profile… devastating 000
Reposted by EvanA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This alone should be a decade-defining political scandal resulting in prison sentences. 9271892108
Evan @rainbowcarrot.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Is this in Boston and if so are you gatekeeping the source? 000
Reposted by EvanOliver @dubiousdevil.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Me, a wizard: Where hast my scrying orb gone? I cannot seem to find it anywhere in the tower... perhaps this is a cruel trick from my dark warlock rival! My Capricious and Gluttonous Familiar: 2437921377
Reposted by Evan🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 29/06/2026I’m in that awkward phase between college and nursing home 9439122
Reposted by Evanthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Writing for the majority in a 7-2 decision, justice Clarence Thomas argues that "forcing companies to tell the truth about their products would violate their first amendment rights" and "hey, they paid me!" 1306
Evan @rainbowcarrot.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I can be hard on myself for relatively minor mistakes made at work. It helps to remind myself that Mark Zuckerberg spent $80 billion on the Metaverse. 000
Reposted by EvanDire Wolf @addiane.bsky.social · 12/06/2026We are all in this together. Like hostages. 6296105
Reposted by EvanJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/06/2026a worker on the scaffolding turns around and a spotlight finds him. it's lin-manuel miranda! he begins to rap about john f kennedy. we've been had 534498557
Reposted by Evanjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad 5480341946
Reposted by Evangeoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 09/06/2026closed down a dozen blocks in the heart of america's densest city to take history's loudest nap 232254406
