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Rainbow-Tater 🍓

@rainbow-jumper.bsky.social
1.3K followers 831 following 1.2K posts

A starchy construct of whimsy ✨ Colorfully upsetting—but in a fun way Will buy your kids musical instruments. Obviously parody, don’t take me seriously Queen of the nerds 🌈

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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I am scared to death. I have remembered so much and I need help. I live in Las Vegas at 2700 N Rainbow Blvd I think I’m being watched and I’m unsafe. Please help me. 1drv.ms/w/c/ead0d67d...
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Who’s up snuggling they snuggles?
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
She’s a ten but she will stab you if she doesn’t get some food soon.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Uh, guys, I may have really done it this time.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Hungry. Feed me. Kisses and food.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I’m so hungry and I’m not eating anymore cat food.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Who’s up throwing spaghetti at they wall?
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I get why Cailliou’s mom sounds like she’s not mad, she’s just so tired and disappointed. That kid’s voice sounds like he’s addicted to helium and shame.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Who’s up sticking they dick in the moon?
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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Lets make snow angels with giants cocks at the dog park
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Imagine if you will, a boy that’s a girl, that’s a dragon, that’s a fox, that’s a cat, that’s a flamingo, that’s a mermaid, that’s a mermaid, that’s a bot, that’s a fairy tale princess, that’s several types of fruit, that’s a silly goose. It’s a biological salad. Eat the rainbow! 🌈
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Happy Skircle Sunday boys and girls! Today’s prizes include eye rolls, Klondike bars, and derogatory nicknames. Love you all. 🥰
Buncha weirdos who are trying real hard to keep up.
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 24/02/2025
Existential Dread Pirate Roberts
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Haunter @holybible.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I'm like if a buddhist monk was addicted to stimulants
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
When he says he’s gonna rearrange your guts but it’s because he plans to feed you Spam.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
let's talk about sticks baby let's break em right off a tree let's talk albout all the throwing and the fetching that could be
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/01/2026
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating
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Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating
WASHINGTON—Calling the discovery the “clearest proof yet” of how the U.S. government was originally designed to function, archaeologists published new evidence Thursday that suggests the Capitol build...
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Would you look at this Skircle full of cutie pies?
Skircle of the best people on here.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 18/01/2026
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Help! My bf is out of control. He won’t stop posting hole on main. That’s my hole. 🥺
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
You make one joke about drop kicking a baby off the interstate, and suddenly people think you’re “antisocial.” 😒
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Rich assholes don’t impress me. Most of the time, they can only pay others to create for them. The people who I vibe with, are those that leave their mark on the world through bravery, art, compassion, and healing. A rich man can get into heaven, but not without a functioning soul.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
If you all knew how embarrassing I was, I’m not sure you would like me anymore. 🤡
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I can pretty much guarantee your penis is not 12"...but I bet it does smell like a foot.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Tom Brady is a name dropper, and the only name he drops is his own. 💅
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I’m sure Mina Kimes is having a good time watching Seattle go off.
Seahawks
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terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
it's still fun...
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
You’ll never convince me that Brock Purdy wasn’t invented by Norman Rockwell.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I hear a crash from the other room followed by a “Raaaawwwwwrrrrrr.” I listen hard for a sec and a cat comes barreling out of the room like their butts on fire.
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a poster for the outlaws shows a man in a red jacket saying not my concern
Alt: a poster for the outlaws shows a man in a red jacket saying not my concern
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
might as well make it his
the i was murdered meme from reno 911 but it says “i was lynched” and it’s jake lang’s crying face
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Love you, pass it on.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I can’t believe Applebees released the “O-M-Cheeeburger” dunked in a dish full of cum and acted like it was completely normal.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Him: “Baby will you do that thing I like? Her: (sighs,) “fine, but this is the last time for awhile, okay?” (Grumbling while she puts on the stripper heels and hitches herself to the big hook) (Big eye roll,) “hit the lights.” Him: 🤓 Her: “(Spins around) “I’M A GOOFY GOOBER!” Him: 🥵
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spongebob wearing a purple cape and party hat is hanging from a string
ALT: spongebob wearing a purple cape and party hat is hanging from a string
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Murder! She declared during a Disney Cruise timeshare presentation.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Most mascots count as ACAB. They don’t teach that in degenerate school, but the real ones know. 💅
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The Broncos fat mascot looks like a narc. 😒
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
rawr, baby🖤✨
person wearing a trex mask, stripped long sleeve blouse, floral wallpaper in the background
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Love you pass it on
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Literally @ummliterally.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
That is not what I look like at all. ~ an Eagle looking at a person spread eagle-ing
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I hate the Denver Broncos more than I hate most contact diseases.
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Jay @jaydub083.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
From 1981 to 1997, nothing was more threatening than calling someone “dead meat.”
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emilia dot boo-ze @emilia.beer · 17/01/2026
sandy NO
karate island spongebob episode cover (sandy is doing a chop that looks like a roman salute)
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
If someone flirts with your Internet lover you have to challenge them to a dual
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Get in my belly! Five bucks says I only finish the pickle. I’m still gonna try, though.
Mushroom burger with onion rings
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
No one likes my terrible and offensive posts. Any yet, you assholes keep following me. What’s it gonna take until you realize that I’m three tardigrades in a space suit?
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I made a drink of various ingredients. The point is, I look really hot, it’s not THAT chunky, and it’s fine to mix cake into a drink. I’m sure it happens in CandyLand or fifties diners for perverts. Basically, eat your hearts out. ✨
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
@gregthemiller.bsky.social has a ketchup problem and I think it’s time we had an intervention. I’ll bring mustard. What condiments are you all gonna bring to torture him wi…I mean, HELP him with? 😳
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
What do I do in my free time? What’s that? Oh yes. I have an exciting nightlife. Oh I mean, I have an exciting NIGHTLIGHT. It looks like the bat signal, but that’s not what that means. Yeah, I’m pretty much a loser, but hey, there’s tacos. 🥺
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