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Rainbow-Tater 🍓

@rainbow-jumper.bsky.social
1.3K followers 831 following 1.2K posts

A starchy construct of whimsy ✨ Colorfully upsetting—but in a fun way Will buy your kids musical instruments. Obviously parody, don’t take me seriously Queen of the nerds 🌈

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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Stop it.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Hell yeah.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
This is a lot for anyone.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I’m pretty sure there’s orange juice involved, or maybe some marmalade, I’m not really sure on the details. They only let me fold the wet wipes.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Who’s up snuggling they snuggles?
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
You have to admit that the lube bath was highly inappropriate in such a family setting.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
She’s a ten but she will stab you if she doesn’t get some food soon.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Uh, guys, I may have really done it this time.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Wat?
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Hungry. Feed me. Kisses and food.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Me too.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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a cartoon character with a mohawk is holding a fire in his hands
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I’m so hungry and I’m not eating anymore cat food.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I think that’s for the best.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
But you better look pretty. 🤓
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
God dammit Jake.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The worsening of the worstest.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Who’s up throwing spaghetti at they wall?
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Finally!
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Damn! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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a man stands in front of a white board with the words it does n't actually work written on it
Alt: a man stands in front of a white board with the words it does n't actually work written on it
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
“I Stole This From a Black Person,” by Hokie Honkey and the Whiners.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I get why Cailliou’s mom sounds like she’s not mad, she’s just so tired and disappointed. That kid’s voice sounds like he’s addicted to helium and shame.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Mars!
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Well she did throw away your best comic books.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Yeah. That’s why it’s spelled F U N, as in Fuck You Nerd.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Who’s up sticking they dick in the moon?
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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Lets make snow angels with giants cocks at the dog park
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Nirvana wrote a song about this for a reason, you know.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Good job lil guy. Got any ska songs for ya gurl?
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Nooooo. 🤡🤡🤡🤡
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Icky, we’ve really gotta stop meeting like this.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Lmaoooo
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Imagine if you will, a boy that’s a girl, that’s a dragon, that’s a fox, that’s a cat, that’s a flamingo, that’s a mermaid, that’s a mermaid, that’s a bot, that’s a fairy tale princess, that’s several types of fruit, that’s a silly goose. It’s a biological salad. Eat the rainbow! 🌈
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Wat. 🙄
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Maybe not with one bottle, but that’s quitter talk.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Awww live a little. Do they have a Shrek one?
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
They had better. And not shitty ones. 😌
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Um, that’s exactly what it is. I don’t understand why people are trying to make it so fancy.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It’s a dry rub, I’m assuming? 😇
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Happy Skircle Sunday boys and girls! Today’s prizes include eye rolls, Klondike bars, and derogatory nicknames. Love you all. 🥰
Buncha weirdos who are trying real hard to keep up.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
If there’s not mozzarella sticks and fruit, I’m not going. 😒
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Sometimes kismet happens…✨
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
A girl is no one.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I’m that girl who won’t shut up.
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 24/02/2025
Existential Dread Pirate Roberts
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
And yet, here I am.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Hmmmmmmm.
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Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Yeah boi!
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