Reposted by A-AronBlather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The age-defying cream worked great; hubris was my downfall. 02512
Reposted by A-AronRobert Anton Wilson @rawilson23.bsky.social · 30/07/2026RAWIllumination: RAW on politics as a cause of pessimism ift.tt/Jdchq6mrawillumination.netRAW on politics as a cause of pessimism With politics lately seeming so bad, not just in the U.S. but in much of the world, I thought the above might be of interest. Via Klaster ... 062
Reposted by A-Aron💥Richard with an💥R @rbwaltonthereal.com · 14/07/2026I have a contact lens problem. I have no contact lens solution. 1141
Reposted by A-AronIlhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from. 370149112909
Reposted by A-AronHeather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool 502243365590
Reposted by A-AronCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Dylan, on life in your 80’s, is incredible. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/o... 229119653096
A-Aron @ragu23.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I keep getting a YouTube ad that says “A new era of shipbuilding is here” and then it just says “Submarines” and is over. I can’t foresee a situation where I’m in the market for a submarine, let alone a state-of-the-art one, but if I was where would I purchase it? The ad doesn’t say! 020
Reposted by A-AronTHE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 13/05/2026The four basic personality types 8525110
Reposted by A-Aron"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 01/05/2026"But then all of our predictive cases would suggest basically economic catastrophe! We'd have to recommend drastic re-configuring of business operations!" Yup, that is the implication of attempting a massive decapitation strike on Iran. Maybe you should have explained that back in February. 447647
A-Aron @ragu23.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I know this is a horrible thing to say on BlueSky, but Tim Dillon has been really funny lately. 000
A-Aron @ragu23.bsky.social · 20/04/2026If a movie as far removed from the time it depicts as “Dazed and Confused” came out today it would take place in 2010! You’re welcome! Please vomit into the nearest receptacle! 020
A-Aron @ragu23.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Ron Bennington getting diagnosed with stage four Chlamydia is easily the worst thing that has happened in this millennium, and I’m including 9-11. 000
Reposted by A-AronWes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms 222103422249
A-Aron @ragu23.bsky.social · 20/03/2026In case anyone was unaware, if you swap the first letters of “Cookie Dough” it becomes “Dookie Cough”. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 001
Reposted by A-AronSaeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 20/03/2026We don’t have universal healthcare for the same reason that white southerners poured cement into their community swimming pools rather than let their black neighbors swim in them. Racism is ruining ALL of our lives. 4641641257
Reposted by A-AronLaura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 11/03/2026"Clunky phrases" "AI used to make mistakes like these" -NYT, in reference to the writing of CORMAC MCCARTHY We need to bring back dueling. Pistols at dawn www.nytimes.com/interactive/... 1615916
Reposted by A-AronDamien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries. 4546371280
A-Aron @ragu23.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Americans spending over $10,000 a year for healthcare to save $5,000 in taxes: “This is fine. Nothing can be done about it anyway, they got us by the balls.” Americans spending $30/month more in gas than they’re accustomed to: “Burn EVERYTHING!!!!” 000
Reposted by A-Aronmographer.bsky.social @mographer.bsky.social · 18/01/2026The average Minnesotan bottles their anger, only letting it explode once every 10 years, like some kind of rage Cicada. We're all polite, or at most passive aggressive to each other because you don't want to be the one on the receiving end of what could be the last crash out you'll ever see. 172
Reposted by A-Aronderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Thank God there were people filming. This administration would have said Alex Pretti pulled a handgun, a package of fentanyl, and a signed copy of the Communist Manifesto if they could. 394256634089
A-Aron @ragu23.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I’d just like to point out that in this war on illegal immigration, not a single employer of illegal immigrants has been arrested. The War on Drugs was idiotic, but at least they arrested dealers from time to time! 000
A-Aron @ragu23.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I don’t think you can overstate how pissed off people around here are right now. 010
A-Aron @ragu23.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I’ve never lost my keys. I don’t put cases on phones, and they’re always uncracked when I’m done with them. Yes, I have a pen, and it’s most likely been in my pocket for 3-4 years. I’ve had the same wallet since 1996. I’m not the best at a lot of stuff, but my pocket control game is ON POINT. 100
A-Aron @ragu23.bsky.social · 15/01/2026As a Minneapolitan I’d like to state everything here is fine. Crime is down thanks to the Federal crackdown and I am not at all under duress. Skol 010
Reposted by A-AronA.L. Goldfuss @ghoulpus.bsky.social · 13/12/2025YOUTUBE: you like history ME: I do! YOUTUBE: and you're white ME: well, I mean YOUTUBE: here are some white people who also like histor-- ME: no no no No NO NO NO 111243253
Reposted by A-AronDiscontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog Pasta (1998-1999): Canned pasta in a tomato/cheese sauce from Franco-American, shaped like weapons, a castle, and a dragon from the short-lived Fox Kids action-fantasy series from Saban, which was set in ancient Ireland 611806558
Reposted by A-AronIvan Ehlers @ivan-ehlers.bsky.social · 05/11/2025My latest cartoon for @airmail.news about one of our time’s greatest scourges: #privateequity 219249
Reposted by A-Aronhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Democratic Senators : someone should stand up for freedom of speech this is a crisis Republican Senators : anyone got shit to say about our National Charlie Kirk Day of Sainthood Democratic Senators : *scuff feet, look away* Republican Senators : that's what we fucking thought bitches, sit down 6540120
Reposted by A-AronIain @iainnd.bsky.social · 01/09/2025The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way. 96124601857
Reposted by A-AronLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 31/08/2025If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists. 143141592781
Reposted by A-AronJess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 27/07/2025Every news outlet that reports on US stocks "surging" should be required to note that the wealthiest 10% of Americans hold more than 90% of all the value of US stocks. 14860611796
Reposted by A-AronRabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 02/07/2025The divine right of kings ended because human beings did things. In a bunch of places. Because things got so bad that that's what had to happen. How that happened, how that change happened, went differently in different places. There's not one answer. 324144
Reposted by A-AronThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/06/2025No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit theonion.com/no-one-... 963150322526
Reposted by A-AronNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Well past time for big city mayors to call for the arrest of anyone who claims to be law enforcement but wears a mask and/or won’t identify themselves 959801476
Reposted by A-AronTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13/06/2025Republicans: WE NOMINATE SKELETOR Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars. <Later> Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars. 7367332082
Reposted by A-AronShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/05/2025been saying this for like 3 years now, the core constituency of the "manosphere" is not Gen Z or teenage boys, it is 35-55 year old dudes who wish they were still teenage boys 261114712526
Reposted by A-AronBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 28/05/2025It’s short for Space XPlode 131740296
Reposted by A-AronSimon Brew @simonbrew.bsky.social · 24/05/2025My plans for a major retail emporium are being threatend by wholesalers who won't let me steal the stock. 9641241261
Reposted by A-AronStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19/11/2024 234791
Reposted by A-AronStrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Two headlines in the New York Times today. 13723065210504
Reposted by A-AronStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/04/2025 123138
