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Ratt

@rafelangston.com
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Dude from Utah.

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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 29/09/2026
We’re all just walking each other home, so enjoy the company while you’re on the same path…
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 29/09/2026
Man, getting a different OS on a Chromebook is a pain in the ass. It’s almost like they don’t want you to do it or something… 🤔 🙃
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 29/09/2026
Today should have been my friend’s 40th birthday. Damn.
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 28/09/2026
I made it mad.
Chrome OS is missing or damaged.
Please remove all connected devices and start recovery.
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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why are you eating all those french fries [me] you told me to hydrate what [me] car-bo-hydrate its right there in the word
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I realized I haven't posted HEY MY BOOK IS OUT BUY MY BOOK but much more importantly: PIZZAMAS IS UPON US. Get your pizzamas gear (it's incredible this year). All our proceeds go to Partners in Health. pizzamas.com
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Pizzamas
A long long time ago, John Green had a mustache for around 3 seconds...and Pizza John was born. Now, every year for the last ten years, Hank and John have gone back to making videos every week day onc...
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 28/09/2026
“What’chu lookin’ at?” #Animals #Aquarium #Fish #Photography #Turtles
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What’chu lookin’ at? #Animals #Aquarium #Fish #Turtles
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 27/09/2026
Fun day out! Lunch at HuHot then hanging out with the animals at Layton Aquarium & Wildlife Encounters.
A cook wearing a black shirt and cap stands behind a large, round, flat-top grill at Hu Hot Mongolian Grill, using long metal utensils to stir-fry food. A metal tip jar with a sign reading "Cook Tips" sits on the counter in the foreground.A selfie of a man wearing a black "Hellfire Club" t-shirt and a black baseball cap, making a growling face and doing a pirate hook gesture with his hand next to a pirate statue. The pirate statue is holding a sword and a pistol, with a parrot on its shoulder. The background features a blue wall with text about coral reefs.
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 27/09/2026
Got home just in time to see the Mammoth win. Whoo! GG, Avs! #Hockey #Mammoth #TusksUp #UtahMammoth
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Tusky On The Zammoth
Alt: Tusky On The Zammoth
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 26/09/2026
Ride ze shoopuf?
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Teef
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
John "Air" Wick. Smells like death. And consequences.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I do the Mister Rogers casual-thing when I get home from work but instead of putting on a sweater and sneakers I strip naked in the driveway and set fire to my filthy and wretched clothes.
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Dave Rudden @daveruddenwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My five year old has the soul of Orson Welles. We were outside school and he 'put a kiss in my pocket for later.' Extremely touched by this, I gave him two back. He dug out the second one, THEATRICALLY CRUSHED IT IN HIS FIST and said 'one is enough.'
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 25/09/2026
Had a dream that we were playing hockey but with a bunch of fist-sized 12-sided dice instead of a single puck. The goal was to get as many dice in the opponent’s goal as possible then, when time was up, whichever side had the lower total roll in their goal got a point.
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 25/09/2026
Bummer that the Mammoth lost but it was a really fun game. GG, Knights! Nice comeback! #GoldenKnights #Hockey #Mammoth #TusksUp #UtahMammoth
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Hockey Puck in Motion
Alt: Hockey puck flyin’ at yo face.
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 24/09/2026
I’ll be there running a table! 🔗 www.conclash.com #Conclash #DnD #Gaming #RPG #TTRPG
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#conclash is the biggest game of #dnd ever played
YouTube video by We Geek Together
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 24/09/2026
Staring contest. Go!
Closeup of a praying mantis on a wall, rotated so the mantis is upright.
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allison steele, organic human person @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
timeline cleanser
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(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez 
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 23/09/2026
“My computer isn’t as fast as it used to be.”
The filthy innards of a desktop PC.
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 23/09/2026
👀 You gonna eat that?
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 23/09/2026
Dogs > Cats > Everything Else > People
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it’s officially Pumpkin Spice Season again in case you’re looking for a completely valid reason to go back to bed
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 23/09/2026
Dangerous.
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 23/09/2026
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Chewbacca Dancing: Sexy Chewie's Moves
Alt: Chewbacca Dancing: Sexy Chewie's Moves
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Date: you’re so down to earth Me: thanks! I’ve lived here my whole life
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 23/09/2026
It’s good to see you up again!
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 23/09/2026
A world without Octopus/Caveman? Nope. Don’t want to see it. Your resignation is denied. Jokes aside, I hope you’re okay, man. Your art, music, and humor have brightened my day many times over the years.
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 23/09/2026
🏒 Mammoth win! GG, Kings! #Hockey #Mammoth #NHL #TusksUp #UtahMammoth
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Tusky Utah Mammoth
Alt: Tusky Utah Mammoth pumping his fist.
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
AUTUMNAL EQUINOX FACTS • harbinger of hayrides • 1000% spike in marshmallow roastings • invented in 2003 to sell spiced coffee • if bitten by wild pumpkin, seek help from nearest scarecrow • changing colors of leaves are completely painless (to humans)
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 23/09/2026
Told my kid to go outside more. Came home to this. #DadLife
Sidewalk chalk on a driveway. It says “I went outside!!!”
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 23/09/2026
Dreamin’ the life.
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You dont want assless chaps. You want chapless ass.
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 23/09/2026
Why not both?
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 23/09/2026
How did people raise children before duct tape?
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why have another seasonal depression when you can make it a ✨sensational✨ depression
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
considering swapping my soul for infernal power tbh
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pez should more accurately be called Neckfruit.
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Jaycee Crawford / Vision Logic Images @jaycee-visionlogic.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
'Smoke & Mirrors' (2026) -- Oven's Mouth Preserve, Boothbay, ME #TidesOutTuesday ✨ #Scape ✨ #ForestFriday ✨ #BWFri ✨ #Stunday ✨ #PaintByWords ✨ #BlueSkyMonday ✨ #BlackAndWhite #Monochrome #ClassicMono #ECK #JayceeCrawford
A break in the dense treeline allows a view through the foliage onto a partially obscured bay inlet, a cloudy sky filled with cumulonimbus clouds and islands on the horizon
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 22/09/2026
Yup.
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 22/09/2026
I keep repeating the same mistakes because practice makes perfect.
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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got so bored with arguments about punctuation I went into an (Oxford) coma.
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 22/09/2026
Ouch.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When someone says “Let’s do this!” I generally hope the “this” they want to “do” is “eat a plate of french fries”
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
by 30 you should have a best stick you ever found
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Ratt @rafelangston.com · 22/09/2026
A bit late but I caught like 5 minutes of this game on Sunday and we were tied. Not off to a great start. 😅 GG, Avs! #Hockey #Mammoth #NHL #TusksUp #UtahMammoth
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Utah Falls to Colorado in First Preseason Game | Utah Mammoth
The Mammoth progressed throughout the contest and will learn from Sunday’s game
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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