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@raena.net
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giving a lot of shits about: plain language, the web, stationery, the pub, photos, stuff, things

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Raena @raena.net · 04/10/2026
Look I’m just enjoying a night at the pub in the middle of a long weekend celebrating the not-a birthday of a head of state we never voted for. Also I have two (2) plush footballs.
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Raena @raena.net · 04/10/2026
Excuse me was that the whole pregame?
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The NRL app is telling Queenslanders that the grand final starts in 1h12m, at 7:30pm, when it actually starts in 12m at 6:30pm. #nrlgf
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Raena @raena.net · 04/10/2026
Ok but for a second I thought that guitarist was Reuben from Peking Duk and I was like DID WE GET OUR WISH #nrlgf
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Raena @raena.net · 26/09/2026
Backing the lions today even though I know everyone in Brisbane will be absolutely intolerable for a week, because I want nice and good things for Fitzroy.
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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My "pissvortex" debit card has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my debit card.
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Raena @raena.net · 10/09/2026
Well I’ll be a monkeys auntie. www.404media.co/wordpress-au...
404media.co
Automattic CEO Matt Mullenweg Put on 'Leave of Absence'
Mullenweg, co-founder of WordPress, wrote in a company-wide Slack messages on Wednesday, viewed by 404 Media, that board members "conspired" behind his back to vote to put him on leave.
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Raena @raena.net · 04/09/2026
Everyone deserves a merit badge for this.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/08/2026
[A green frog on a black background.]
"YOU WOULD REPOST A FROG"
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/07/2026
ceej
@ceej.online
the first person to get their dingus yoinked fully off by a robot is probably posting on this very website today
3:26 PM • Jul 24, 2024
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Nudibranch @duckbytheoboe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Just saw a BYD with a “SUCCULENT CHINESE WHEELS” bumper sticker.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I am begging y'all to stop putting genAI slop in my timeline "Ha ha look at this dumb Facebook Boomer meme with Charlie Brown arguing property taxes are un-American" DON'T CARE, NOT EVEN IRONICALLY FUNNY Just gonna start blocking, I post here specifically because I don't want to see that shit.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/08/2026
Tom Mills (@ta_mills) on twitter: "Marxism isn't some rigid political dogma. Its a powerful set of intellectual tools for criticising films and music you don't like."
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Facing federal science budget cuts, biologist Daniel Blumstein resorted to uploading marmot videos to OnlyFans to raise funds for his marmot research. However, when he uploaded his driver’s license for verification, OnlyFans informed him that his appearance didn’t match the marmots in the videos.
nytimes.com
‘OnlyMarms’: Marmots Are on OnlyFans to Raise Money for Research (Gift Article)
A team of scientists uploaded videos of the squirrel-like rodents in the wild on the adult-content site OnlyFans to raise money amid government budget cuts.
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
these Young Male Christians should form some sort of Association, then they could offer services beyond gymnasiums and shower facilities, such as short-term lodging at which it might be fun to stay
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 17/07/2026
Malcolm:ewan ’Roberts’ is IIRC not just sovcit adjacent but a fully enthusiastic member of the punctuation brigade
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Raena @raena.net · 13/07/2026
Oh my gosh not Sam Neill :(
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Sora: dead Atlas: dead "adult mode": dead Abilene expansion: dead OpenAI IPO: dead Tell me again about "inevitability"
theverge.com
The ChatGPT browser is already dead
ChatGPT Atlas didn’t even last a year.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Disclosure Day (2026)
Dr. Steve Brule reviews Disclosure Day

"If you've got 60 GB of stolen alien footage, just post it on the internet

DINGUS

you dont need a magic dollhouse.

For your health"
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Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
guy who has been a political journo since Gough - somebody should do some scrutiny about the bigots who think there is a Muslim vaccine weather machine
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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time. Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Ever since someone described “A vampire the masquerade cinematic universe where someone neglected to tell the filmmakers that the characters are supposed to be vampires” I can’t not see it
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neilwatkins.bsky.social @neilwatkins.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Eurovision Song Contest Grand Final Night and did you know that we always assume "you cannot vote for the UK" message is just for us, but it's actually shown in every country! 😂
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Raena @raena.net · 11/05/2026
the kids are alright
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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 29/04/2026
One of my neighbors has the last name of Pope, and they keep missing their FedEx package so the delivery driver apparently has time on their hands
A FedEx missed delivery slip with a tiny drawing of the popeA FedEx missed delivery slip with a larger drawing of the pope
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Tom Tanuki @tomtanuki.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
VIDEO: Coordinated booing at the Anzac Day Dawn Service. watch: youtu.be/6oFq_00l-Aw Who coordinated the booing at the 2026 Anzac Day Dawn Service? Same people as last year, really. Receipts herein.
youtu.be
Coordinated booing at the Anzac Day Dawn Service.
YouTube video by Tom Tanuki
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John Gallagher @earlymodernjohn.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Me ten minutes after I've had a tantrum about splitting the béarnaise
BBC update. It reads: 

Live Reporting. 
01:59 BREAKING 
Dinner will continue: announcement
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 25/04/2026
"AI is viewed not only as a normal technology, but an elite political project to be resisted … a thing manufactured by out-of-touch billionaires and pushed onto an unwilling public.” trib.al/pqdVQ79
trib.al
The AI Industry Is Discovering That the Public Hates It
If there was any doubt over the brewing public backlash to this technology, the last few weeks have erased it.
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 18/04/2026
Trump has said he is not happy with Australia as Hormuz Strait crisis continues
HAVE A SOOK CUNT
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Dr. Jens Foell @jensfoell.de · 15/04/2026
OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay
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Pup Fiction @pupfiction.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
BREAKING Daily Telegraph and SkyNews Australia team investigating how Dan Andrews caused Viktor Orban to lose the election in Hungary
Media thing from years ago when some people in the media tried to come up with a theory that Dan Andrews was somehow responsible for a car accident and a bike
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Raena @raena.net · 10/04/2026
You — yes, you — need a timeline cleanse. This is that cleanse. Please enjoy it.
Close up of Baxter, a grey and white tuxedo cat. He is lying on his side with half closed eyes. His expression is one that invites you to give him a pat, but you may wind up getting gnawed.
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Bex is WEAK on crime @bextraordinary.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
♥️
To my friends from LiveJournal

I still think about you Wonder if you finally quit, Do you still speak to your mom?

I remember when you went to Japan How you swore you'd never forgive him.

I can't remember to take my meds but I remember you wanted to live on a houseboat. It's a strange intimacy, all of us unspooling across decades of internet space Like balls of yarn leaving a trail behind us of everywhere and everyone we've ever been

I hope you got your houseboat.

I hope you got everything.

-Hayley DeRoche
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Matt Gorecki @goreckis.co · 22/03/2026
Ai works 50% of the time if you know the topic and 100% of the time if you don’t.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
this is somehow even funnier than when they cried over losing their NFTs because that time they thought they were art collectors and this time they think they’re property owners
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Urban Truth Collective @urbantruth.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Don’t buy a cow, or a car, and expect your city to give you someplace to park it. #UrbanTruth
“It’s not my duty as Mayor to make sure you have a parking spot. It’s the same as if you bought a cow, or a refrigerator, and then ask me where you’re going to put them.“ — Miguel Anxo Fernandez Lores, mayor of Ponte Vedra, Spain. Graphic by the Urban Truth Collective.
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The Australia Institute @australiainstitute.org.au · 19/03/2026
Breaking - the PM has asked for modelling on a potential new gas tax. That's great news! And, fortunately, we've released analysis on the topic just this morning. Read more: theaus.in/3NympWU
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Weapons (2025)
Bluey, Coco and Snickers play Keepy Uppy in the dark Brisbane nght

"Fuck off" - Toddler Parent magazine

Last Night
at 2:17 am
(Austrialian Eastern Standard Time)
Every Child
In Calypso's Class
Woke Up
Got out of Bed
Went downstairs
Opened the front door
Walked out into the dark
Played Keepy Uppy
...and they never came back
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i’m just ken @shepardcdr.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
insane image
zohran mamdani promises to
FILL ALL HOLES
following pothole initiative with dot
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/01/2024
scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Operation epic fury is what you would name your plan to dack the bully during assembly
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Penny @abstractslug.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The only goonmaxxing that matters
Photo of cheap Australian Chardonnay cask wine
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads

Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X!

See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.
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Raena @raena.net · 17/02/2026
obligatory tired, weary comment about something something black mirror
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Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 14/02/2026
It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
BBC News headlines: Education
School caterers 'confident' of meat
Missing children data 'worrying'
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon
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Raena @raena.net · 09/02/2026
(crumbles into dust)
Screenshot of an email from LiveJournal: 

“You got a new achievement!”

25 in big colourful figures. 

“Blog's Birthday

We're together for 25 years now! Thank you!”
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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