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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

If we can get Kobe stans and Lebronsexuals on the streets, fascism is over in 10 minutes. You talk shit about their guy, they make ISIS look like a country club.

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 05/08/2026

you only won by one mere percentage point??? when your opponent spent patrick mahomes' annual salary on a primary election??? honestly pathetic. me and the other hot popular girls are laughing at you honestly

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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Unfortunately only I and 8 other people played more than 2 sessions of 4E because a D&D game being mechanically sound is anathema to the spirit of D&D as defined by its player base.

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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

STFU About Chicago. We've got the Onion and Infowars.

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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Temecula is a funnier word but “meet me in front of the Hampton Inn” has such an Everyman quality to it I think this has staying power

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/04/2026

Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored theonion.com/you-cant-even-watch-a-…

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

told myself i could change my avi once the first draft of the book is done

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Elise @radia.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

well, any game you walk away from? i guess?

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Elise @radia.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

someone check out how many prop bets were placed on ohio state in columbus tonight STAT

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

If you're posting for people you're doing it wrong. Posts are for the love of the game. Posting should be for yourself. If someone else sees your post that their fault.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Calling him “Mr. Dilbert” is what sets the Onion apart.

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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 21/01/2026

I love it when we all stay up late having fun together in our jammies with our little snacks

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

a Knives Out movie where Benoit Blanc, previously unseen for the first 2.5 hours, strolls up to the murder scene at the very end with a bagel sandwich in a brown paper sack and unravels the whole thing with his mouth full

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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

anyone who doesn't buy all the video games i direct will be at a cognitive, social, and spiritual disadvantage (they will go to hell).

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Elise @radia.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

@kbash.bsky.social is it legal for me to ask what CRT filters you featured in your latest Ys video? Some of them looked TIGHT

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Elise @radia.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

@jonbois.bsky.social had an idea: The Decline of LBJ's Great Society and the Run Game in Football: Correlation...or Causation? reagan years were the height of the west coast offense don't blame me for holding the mirror up on American society...

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Jay Arnold @jayarnold.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

I should move to the North

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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

If I were in charge of CFB scheduling, I would immediately schedule South Carolina and Illinois to play in the first game of next season too. Sudden And Out Of Nowhere Blood Feuds are the best bowl games, and we must maximize their impact.

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David Durham @davidbdurham.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。＼｜／。★ Sing to the colors that float in the light; Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue! ★。／｜＼。★ 。☆。。☆ ☆。 ★。 ☆ ★

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

important: ✅ sports ✅ video games ✅ going online ✅ posting not important: 🚫 typos 🚫 proper punctuation 🚫 proper capitalization 🚫 whether or not god is real

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/12/2024

(bernie sanders voice) no one should wake up and find they have seventy five new emails

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One Last Post 5: when all you have is a run tool, @cmikesspinmove.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

too many men on the field? honey's there too many men EVERYwhere

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: hold on i'm on the phone operator: i know me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy operator: totally agree me: hey i'm on the phone

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

i try to say this often enough to keep a heartbeat but not so often that it comes off as corny: over the years trans and nb people have counted for a lot of the people who always show up for the stuff i make and share it around. just want to take a sec to let you know how much i appreciate you

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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/11/2024

people just showing up to bluesky: there's not enough political conflict here bluesky, for the entire first year and a half of its existence:

meme of two lobsters fighting while three college kids excitedly throw money to bet on it

everyone - the fighting lobsters and the depraved kids cheering them on - is labeled 'leftists'

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Sometimes I (a moron) will post something and then you guys (my moron friends) will like it and I think to myself mmm perhaps I am not a moron after all but some kind of philosopher

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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

In the Matrix cash is king. Let's get this trending. Let's make this the first trending topic on Bluesky.

Agent Smith confronting Neo in the driving rain: Why, Mr. Anderson?
Why wont you give up the cash!?

Neo with a cool, detached, sincere expression on his face: Because in the Matrix cash is king,

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/09/2023

wishing for another year of very important posts

jon blows out a candle to celebrate his birthday

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 25/09/2023

"Honey, the strike is over, time for me to go back to work." We embrace. I close my office door, carefully remove the cover from my typewriter and insert a sheet of paper. I crack my knuckles, type HOSPICE SHELDON and stare at the wall for 9 hours.

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